Monday, 05 October 2009
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Battle of the White Castle
First, let me describe in great detail the deliciousness that is White Castle. I'm not a big fast food eater, but I won't ever pass up a slider. I feel like such a giant when I'm holding them lil' guys; it's awesome! Not only are the chicken rings the bomb (paired with honey mustard, of course), but the sliders are numero uno in taste. I could kill a whole crave case if I really tried.
Now that I've done enough free advertising, I will move on to the main point of the blog.
What do you do with all those boxes when you're done eating the most satisfying meal of your life? For a real White Castle fan, you don't eat just two little sliders. No. You chow down as many as you can, and you don't stop counting. You should be left with, at the very least, five slider boxes. Again, what do you do with the boxes?
For my friends and me, it's common practice to stack the White Castle slider holders into a castle. Whoever can construct the most beastly, impenetrable, grand structure is then marked the King of White Castle. And who doesn't want to be the King of White Castle?!
On my last late night trip to my 24 hour White Castle (whoever thought of having a 24 hour White Castle is a brilliant, brilliant person!), I constructed the beauty on the left. My friend made the illegal (look at the cups!) thing on the right.
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Which White Castle would hold against 10,000 orcs and uraki like Helms Deep did?
Do you make your own White Castle castles?
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ah, this blog is cute. something I'd never associate with mancouch.
I've only had White Castle once and it was nasty, but I think that can be attributed to the fact that it was a microwaveable meal from the frozen section of the supermarket. I don't think it came in those tiny boxes, but if it did, I would down those babies and make myself a castle!
And to answer your question, your friend's castle would hold better. Yours has a gigantic hole in the middle and it wouldn't take much for orcs to penetrate your defenses.
I vote #2 (and thank you SO much for the LOTR reference, you're amazing!).
Being a vegetarian, I don't eat White Castle. Infact, even before I quit the meat, I didn't eat it. Frankly, it makes me sick. The very SMELL of it makes me sick. Ok, that part isn't true anymore, because since I've amassed a group of guy friends (I can only count three chick friends off the top of my head, while at least seven guys...), I've spent A LOT of time in various White Castles, and I can usually handle the odour now, as long as I smoke before I go in and get some mozzerella sticks or something so the cheese can drown out the smell. I'm sure my guy friends would give you massive props for your castles, and your love of the WC in general.
And I must agree, the 24 hour White Castle is an amazing idea, as it is oft the only place available to stop in the immediate area (ie: a few block radius) from the club my friends and I go to. And I also admit, it ALMOST smells good when I'm wasted, haha.
I'm so happy this went up! I was a bit scared I didn't make the cut.
Can I atleast get creative props for my window? Hahaha!
haha i like the second "castle" :) ...and i
sliders yummmm! ;)
white castle is possibly the grossest thing ever created... it's not right for beef to be riddled with holes and steamed... or as they call it "steam broiled".
and even though I really don't like this food, this belongs on ireallylikefood.
This post is awesome! :P
I've actually never heard of White Castle... I don't think we have it in Washington.
Castle #2 looks like it would hold up against 10,000 orcs and uruk-hai (even without the illegal cups), but #1 has the creative awesomeness award.
I don't like people who eat white castle. They reek afterwards.
lol.
as long as gandalf is sure to show up at sunrise, I'll go with your castle!
The second castle - the elven archers have a place to stand at the top of it, and the other forces could make a ring about it. The two watch towers are helpful, too.
@StephanieDFung - "Can I atleast get creative props for my window?"
Given!
I've never been to a white castle, probably won't ever go. I don't care much for burgers/ground beef. I crave a bacon cheeseburger maybe like once every 3 mos if that. 
i fucking miss new jersey. we don't have it here in CA :(Â
We don't have one here either. I love me some Jack In The Box, my ex girlfriend says this place is better, so next time I'm on a road trip I may have to try it.
haha this post is win!
you should collect enough to make a mini castle big enough to sleep in. that would be awesome
I've had the microwave kind and it was okay.