Saturday, 03 October 2009
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101 Things That Guys Like And Stuff
In response to one of the latest Datingish blogs 99 Things About Guys, here I am to dispel that crock of crap.
1. I like food
2. Boobs
3. I don't care who you are, somewhere down in there you like cars.
4. EXPLOSIONS
5. People falling down.
6. Boobs
7. Our most well guarded secret: we love any cute animal or baby.
8. SEX
9. ORAL
10. ORAL
11. SEX
12. Obscene humor
13. Going really fast in anything
14. VIDEO GAMES
15. MORE VIDEO GAMES
16. Internet memes. Maybe.
17. Food. Love it.
18. Doing stupid stuff.
19. BOOOOOBS
20. SKIRTS
21. DRESSES
22. THONGS
23. That's about all of our favorite clothes of yours. Quit asking.
24. Staying up late even though we are so tired...
25. Blowing crap up
26. MOTHER FLIPPIN' MEAT
27. BOOBS
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102. We quite enjoy long walks in the park, hot glasses of tea during midday, and loads of wonderful books!Oh wait, this was 101 things guys like.
101. BOOBS
What are other things guys love (for example number 27-101)?
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I suggest the two repeated ORAL's are meant as to be giving and to be receiving?
Makes sense what men do not know , a woman's isn't very different.
While "boobs" are nice... I think I personally have a greater appretiation of an evenly curvey woman. Hips are equally as delicious.
Perhaps I have no right commenting since I am a female.... but beyond curves I enjoy the contours of a womans face and the beauty and easy expression in her eyes. (same goes for men).
I LOVE food, cars, some sports, and good conversations.
beer/alcohol
bragging about your penis size
your penises
vaginas
seeing your penis in a vagina
your mom
impressing people with things that they probably aren't impressed with at all but make you feel really cool anyway
?
The boy would like to add football to this list. Probably sports in general.
And blowing more stuff up.
Alcohol, boobs, cars, boobs, fast food, boobs.
yay for "..."
i like this. a lot.
how 'bout working out?
football? (not american)
DINOSAURS
jacking off
peeing standing up
star wars!!!1zOMg!!3l1kj3lkj
porn?
PORN PORN PORN
HOT (ASIAN) GIRLS COSPLAYING IN REVEALING OUTFITS WITH BOOBS
junk food?
MONEEEEYZZZZZZZZZ
i didn't read the whole list through so maybe that was already on there
okay smartass. my bf likes me in boy shorts better than in a thong.
@kaos_calle@xanga - boy shorts are hottt haha
@kaos_calle@xanga - haha, same here. boyshorts > thongs, g-strings > boyshorts.
food!
da booty (not just boobs)
This is definitely a load of BS. Oh, wait, this is about guys in general. My bad.
@RoastedMarshmallow@xanga - umm in a word.. NO!! lol but walk a lil ways over here and we will discuss Your case k?
@kaos_calle@xanga - i believe a mancard check is in order
@chayswag@xanga - CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THAT. vaginas are friggen awesome
Why not put Violence, or likes to watch violent movies,somewhere in that list?
Alcohol
Drunk girls
Sober girls
Naked girls
Drunk naked girls
Beer
Drunk naked girls with beer
Pizza
BBQ
Thongs
Thongs on the floor
Obscure knowledge
Technology
Telling stories that explain to others how awesome we are
Hitting shit
Winning
Knowing how awesome we are
Puppies(maybe)
Transsexual's when nobody is looking!
the BOOTY!
@kaos_calle@xanga - I'm sure he likes you more out of it than in it.
lmao
Wasn't the reason that the Datingish entry was acrock of shit because it oversimplified and was full of ridiculous generalizations?
Doesn't writing a list describing heterosexual, sex-crazed bone-heads seem like it's doing the exact same thing?
@chayswag@xanga - Isn't it at least a little bit disturbing that you listed "your mom" right after you listed "seeing your penis in a vagina"?
Why not make this an acutal list? I agree, Lovelish's list was pathetic and not very true.. but I doubt this is the only thing you men care about. Someone should do a real sincere list.
I'll respond with the same comment I had about the Datingish article:
So, what I'm getting from this list is that all men are just one big heterosexual monolithic being. I see.