We've done this before for the
top 10 hottest ladies of the year, but now we're turning google's algorithmic image search on ugly dogs. This is their top 10:
(10) A collection of ugly.
(9) If this thing started spitting fire out of its mouth right now would anyone be surprised?
(8) Okay, that looks like an albino raccoon. The description calls it a ratdog. I'm pretty sure that's impossible, but this picture seems to be proof that the animal kingdom has anally penetrated the laws of biology
(7) Now that's an albino smush face. I believe that is actually what the breed is called. ... Oh, and its nose looks like a butt
(6) Oh c'mon, you can do better than that. The thing is freaking smiling! Even an ugly dog smiling is charming, albeit gross
(5) This looks like it's straight out of Ghostbusters
(4) Okay, at what point does a dog cease being a dog? Can't we just classify this thing as a rat at this point?
(3) HOLY SHIT! THAT THING IS TERRIFYING!
(2) This one doesn't seem that bad. The bow kinda sells it. It's even kinda cute in an extremely ugly kind of way.
(1) Ugliest part of this dog? The collar. I mean, it's a recession. Diamonds are so passe.
How'd google do? Is this in the right order?
Comments (90)
ugh. why would i want to see this. i dont even know why i clicked this post haha. really ugly :(
Faces only a mother could love.
my gosh...
holy sh*t... those aren't dogs - they're all rats of various sizes and shapes... terrible terrible
some of those were just waaaaay too graphic for me O_O
eww hahaha
5, 4 and 3 are the worst. What breed are they; Siberian Nuclear Wasteland?
Holy crap, I think I've washed a couple of those dogs at work this past week! Ahhh....the joys of being a dog groomer/bather
HAHAHA fire-breathing.
ew. i hate dogs.
maybe this is why. they're uuugly!
Pictures 10, 9, 6, 5, 4, 3, possibly 2 and 1 are all Chinese Cresteds (some maybe mixed with other breeds, but that's essentially what they are and are typically born bald with tufts of fur on the head, ears, feet and tips of tail). Also, pictures 4 and 5, that's the same dog. He has been deceased for a few years now, but won the title of World's Ugliest Dog multiple times.
And picture 7, if you really are curious, looks to be a Shar Pei
lol as for number 8...very weird, and I agree it looks like a racoon
ROFLLLLLLLL
they look like they were sculpted out of clay!!
minus the rat-dog LMFAO ROFLCOPTER THAT'S JUST HILARIOUS
Shame poor things! I love dogs though.
oh
my
god
HOW!?
Were like the last 10 generations siblings? Twins? Or something.
they're almost all hairless...
i hate to be the person who does this but
being a girl with albinism
i am a little ofended by the use of the word albino.
& i hate people who say they are offended by everything
but I am someone who is just starting to come to terms with something I have to live with my whole life
so it stings a little
sorry to bring it up
Best. Post. Ever!!!
this is hilarious. are those real dogs though?
my favorite is the albino raccoon!
if i saw #5 out on my street chasing me..i'd have to shoot it like one of the undead dogs in resident evil..that thing is horrifying
HAHA! omg. number 5 is definitely the scariest..... 0_o
@fallinggXstarr@xanga - nowhere in this post did it make any reference to albino being a bad thing. it simply stated that it looked like it could be albino. i am just confused how you are "offended by the use of the word albino" in this case?
Most of these look more like gremlins than dogs, lol.
@TheScaleDiaries@xanga - Wow. You know your canines, don't you?
@mynameisblueskye@xanga - lol I couldn't help myself, I'm a veterinary technician :)
It's disturbing to see people even try to breed such dogs!