Monday, 28 September 2009
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Bar Fight: Chewbacca vs. Boba Fett
That's right, folks. In this edition of Bar Fight we are completely geeking out and damn enjoying it. Here we are going to pose the question of who would win if Star Wars' two biggest badasses were to duke it out. I'm talking about Chewbacca vs. Boba Fett.
We're all familiar with Han Solo's famed "let the wookie win" philosophy. A wise one, as Chewie is strong, short tempered, and adept at firearms. Speaking of adept at firearms Boba Fett isn't any slouch in the fighting department. In terms of physical strength he's clearly no match for the wookie, but he's armed to the teeth and knows how to use it. Plus he's sly and knows his strategy. Oh, and he has a jet pack. Never count out a dude with a jet pack.
This one could go either way.
So, faithful readers, who would win? Chewbacca or Boba Fett?
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Comments (63)
Chewie. I'd like for a man to make the sort of noise he makes in bed. Or not.
Chewbacca! Who knows what tricks he has in his fur o_O
@wikipediot@xanga - LOL
Chewbacca FTW!
Unpopular opinion; but Boba Fet kills as a job, like.. thats WHAT HE DOES... and as much as I love him; Chewie would be swiss-cheesed up. Though he DOES look rather gangster in that pic up there :D
boba FTW i mean come on his back packs got jets
I want to say Chewie, but Boba Fett is a freaking bounty hunter!
If this is an indoor fight Chewie has him. Jet packs get you nowhere in a crowded bar.. and Wookies are known for ripping people's arms out of their sockets. Boba would have to shoot him until Chewie was on the ground and not moving, and then continue shooting him.
Boba Fett, hands down. If he can take out an Imperial Garrison single-handedly (In Tales from the New Republic), then he can certainly take out Chewbacca (though it took a moon crashing into a planet to eventually do in the galaxy's most famous wookie in Vector Prime).
Fett actually has an extensive reputation for the hunting of Wookies, earned during the height of the Empire when Wookies were used as slave labor (Wookies were forced to build the first Death Star, for example) and would sometimes escape; the lizard-looking bounty hunter named Bossk also was a famous bounty hunter who specialized in Wookies.
If you look in the shadowed area of the picture beneath the combination dart launcher/flamethrower/cable launcher, sort of by his right arm, you can see a couple of braids: those are actually braided Wookie scalps.
@Dust_to_Dust84@xanga - Indoors is not a problem; beside the sawed-off repeating blaster rifle, Fett has dart launchers on his wrist along with a flamethrower, as well as dart launchers in the armored pads on his knees, and dozens of other hidden weapons throughout. It would still be a spectacular fight, however.
That's a tough call, especially taking Wookie Rage into consideration, but I'll have to go with Boba Fett.
Yup... gotta give it to Boba Fett. As strong and hardcore as a wookie can be, Boba Fett has the smarts and the equipment to win this one.
@Dust_to_Dust84@xanga - Totally agree.
I'd put my money on Chewie.
Jet pack? I think we all know Boba would win.Â
Boba has that "I'll hunt you down and cut you out" thing goin on.
Kinda like a ninja.
HOT.
Boba Fett. Boba Fett. And Boba Fett.
I'd probably have to say Boba Fett would win despite how much it would irritate me. Yes, Chewie has the strength, but Fett has all the cool toys, and the killer mindset.
@Ancient_Scribe@xanga - No Disintegrations, Please was the only good story out of that whole collection, but it was so damn awesome it made owning the book worth it. And Fett would definitely win, and I'm not just saying that because he's my favorite character. Outsmarting and outfighting others is his livelihood. Though my affection for him does bias my opinion heavily- I still have his action figure that I bought in 2nd grade sitting right here.
Dude, totally Boba Fett.
@Ancient_Scribe@xanga - 10 seconds of pure wookie rage is all Chewie would need to finish the job.
@Ancient_Scribe@xanga - Your logic is infallible, sir.
I was just going to say that Boba Fett is obviously a bounty hunter, and Chewbacca is obviously a belligerent Hungarian. In essence, bounty hunters always win against belligerent Hungarians.
Lol rage and yell all chewbacca wants, them hairs of his wont do anything.
Boba Fett for the wins.
does nobody remember star wars at all? as fucking huge chewie is he dodges anything that comes his way...so I'm backing chewie against anybody! lol
chewy! no, wait, bobba! no! chewy! crap! i can't decide.
Very interesting. Chewie has the speed and grace to evade Fett, with those tactical Wookie eyes he could see Fett going for his weapon before Fett even though it. Like Han Solo said... let the wookie win.