Dear Mancouch, Please Bring Back [She Who Shall Not Be Named]

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Dear Mancouch, Please Bring Back [She Who Shall Not Be Named]

Dear Mancouch,

Hi. Let's just get right to the point. I was looking over some guy's blog about his top ten raven haired beauties....and number one...was obviously going to be [She Who Shall Not Be Named]. But he didn't name her, nor did he put her picture there, because she has been banned from Mancouch.

The link in the blog brought me to a different blog about going a week without posting anything about [She Who Shall Not Be Named]. That was posted on July 17. It is now fall, and I'm ready for more [She Who Shall Not Be Named]. I'm a female reader, and I don't even think Mancouch is the same without [She Who Shall Not Be Named]. I say we bring her back. Pretty Please??

Mancouch Says: She's gone for a reason, but let's make sure she doesn't ruin Jonah Hex first.

Still, let's ask our faithful readers. Should we allow She Who Shall Not Be Named back into our midst?

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Are you fucking serious? FAIL.
- 9/23/2009 2:59 PM
- BunnyParfait@xanga (message)
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whimpers...lips..tremble...sighs...no?
- 9/23/2009 3:00 PM
- beforedawn@xanga (message)
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Please "brings" back?
And for God's sake, out of all thousands of provoking pictures of hers, you picked the one where she looks like an alien with an abnormal tiny waist.
- 9/23/2009 3:04 PM
- TequilaKisses@xanga (message)
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lame.
- 9/23/2009 3:05 PM
- DaRkFaiRy314@xanga (message)
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no.
- 9/23/2009 3:07 PM
- MissPixieGlitter@xanga (message)
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I like her. I think people just needed a new famous celebrity to Bash. Britney is so 2007 (or whatever year she went crazy).
- 9/23/2009 3:08 PM
- MangoWOW@xanga (message)
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But she looks so trashy. =(
- 9/23/2009 3:09 PM
- InTheThin@xanga (message)
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No! Are you kidding me?! Mancouch wasn't always like this, M.F. obsessed I mean...it used to be an interesting place with more to offer than her, in my humble opinion, (which I know...no one cares about but me) it should be again! Besides, how long can someone discuss a beautiful girl with nothing intelligent to say? The only thing I want to see, M.F.-related, is her headshot with a nice piece of duct tape over her mouth!

ok, Im done being mean...sorry everyone.
- 9/23/2009 3:12 PM
- imTHEmeowMIXcat@xanga (message)
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why is this man couch and there are more girls than guys?!? lol i think megan fox is beautiful and talented and thats why all these girls are hating on her. not to mention every guy loves her. she is over exposed but so is miley cyrus, that twilight bitch and all them other ugly bitches and yall girls like her anyways. so bring megan back. just provide some newer photos bc tbh, im tired of looking at her suckn on cherries and shit. lol
- 9/23/2009 3:13 PM
- calisartangel16@xanga (message)
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I don't know why she was banned, and I don't really feel the need to bring her back. Although I'm not very much an avid reader of mancouch, as I am of lovelyish, datingish and others. But, I still do check it out every now and then. And to me; it doesn't make a difference whether Megan Fox is on this or not, bring her back - or don't, whatever. Doesn't bother me.
- 9/23/2009 3:26 PM
- chelseanataliex@xanga (message)
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I think the phase of Megan Fox is almost over. She probably won't be in the next Transformers, and apparently her new movie sucked.
I'm not saying she's ugly but she's not the most amazing thing in the world. I think a lot of people are losing interest in her. So why bring her back on here?
- 9/23/2009 3:28 PM
- xjadersx@xanga (message)
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She was just on Conan. Oh my word she was absolutely stunning. just gorgeous. And she seemed really nice too. it was a nice interview.
Wow look at all the women come out for a cat fight. What in the world is with women getting so insecure, being so negative, tearing down. Sad.
- 9/23/2009 3:29 PM
- Riddle_of_Steel@xanga (message)
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@xjadersx@xanga - you are correct, her new movie sucks. I made the mistake of watching it online, because I heard it was "OK" and I had nothing better to do. It wasn't OK, it was horrendous. I hear she bashed Michael Bay because Transformers wasn't a move where the actors really got a chance to act, but in Jennifer's Body, it's apparent she doesn't have a lot to offer in terms of acting ability.
- 9/23/2009 3:38 PM
- CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts@xanga (message)
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Where'dd she get that waist??

I want that waist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh...full stop.

I almost already have it! :D
- 9/23/2009 3:39 PM
- lovestar_14@xanga (message)
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She's lame sauce. Don't bring her back!
- 9/23/2009 3:46 PM
- scrawnyjohny@xanga (message)
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@Riddle_of_Steel@xanga - Dude, i know! I quickly realized that 100% of (well, from what i can tell) the negative comments on this were all by women... and that... so far.. you and me are the only 2 men... and positive comments on this.

I still find it funny that people are still complaining that she has no acting ability... which is CLEARLY not the reason she's even in hollywood
- 9/23/2009 3:49 PM
- TheDoubleDeuces@xanga (message)
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Are you serious? This site is getting lamer by the day because of stupid posts like this. Bring back the old posts, the posts that actually made this site worthwhile. Plus there's no point in posting things about hot girls since this entire "man's" site is filled with women. It's so lame because women hate on women all the time. It's about time to leave this site permanently.
- 9/23/2009 3:50 PM
- Jake
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I agree. It was always amusing to read about her on here. Maybe for like a day??
- 9/23/2009 3:54 PM
- The_Eclectic_Dreamer@xanga (message)
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Why do people hate her so much? It's like at first people on Lovelyish and Mancouch were complimenting how pretty she was and now she's an idiot, bitch, slut, etc. It sounds to me like it's based more on jealousy than anything. Britney was hated on at first for jealousy too, but she also quickly proved herself to be kind of a duntz...then her parenting skills and partying issues came into play. I haven't heard or seen Megan Fox (that's right I said her name) do ANYTHING to deserve the crap she's getting from everyone. It's like high school. Oh sure she's posed for Maxim in scantily clad clothing and "slutty" scenarios, but who the Hell hasn't in Hollywood? Get over it people. She's pretty and the guys like her. So many other celebrity girls/women have done so much worse.
- 9/23/2009 4:01 PM
- TheScaleDiaries@xanga (message)
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no
- 9/23/2009 4:03 PM
- Breakin_D_Habit@xanga (message)
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BRING HER BACK!! i think there are a lot of people who miss her exotic look.

but we don't have to read about her in every blog.

and if the blog is about her. DONT READ IT. durh.
- 9/23/2009 4:03 PM
- bestofRiley@xanga (message)
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Bring.
her.
back.
- 9/23/2009 4:16 PM
- ColomoTheRed@xanga (message)
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I say bring her back. Just make sure to keep up the posting of other stuff too. I still don't understand why she was banned in the first place.

@imTHEmeowMIXcat@xanga - I don't know how long we can discuss Megan Fox, but I am willing to find out. More importantly, I am willing to find out how long I can stare at M.F. before I start drooling uncontrollably.
- 9/23/2009 4:27 PM
- xsimplepleasuresx@xanga (message)
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no. i liked the series that mr_jin did on first dates, though XD i love his stuff! plus, megan fox is pretty old. i suggest if we HAVE to have her, just post pictures of her in one weblog. there are better looking women out there. :) *has to write one on son ga-in...*
- 9/23/2009 4:30 PM
- snapeful@xanga (message)
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Nope.

Dear Mancouch.
Please write a post about Mancaves and Rose Mcgowan.
And bacon. That too.
- 9/23/2009 4:36 PM
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