The Mancouch Open: Female Tennis finalists

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

The Mancouch Open: Female Tennis finalists
The US Open is over, so it's time for a new tennis tournament: the Mancouch Open.

Here are our contenders:

1) Anna Kournikova

Innovator in the "tennis hottie" category. Retired years ago, but is still starring in TV commercials.

2) Ana Ivanovic

Former World No 1 tennis player, from Serbia.

3) Karolina Sprem

Her highest rank ever was #17, and she's currently ranked in the top 100. Go Croatia?

4) Vojislava Lukic

What do they put in the water in Serbia? She peaked at a rank of 203 in the world, and now works as a television host interviewing tennis players.

So... who would you pick as the winner of the Mancouch Open? Anyone else you'd add to the list?

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Comments (25)

no offense but they seriously all look the same to me except the brunette.... :X
- 9/16/2009 12:06 AM
- snapeful@xanga (message)
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This feels like a contest of cleavage to me right now. haha

1!
- 9/16/2009 12:07 AM
- naguyin@xanga (message)
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I think I'm forced to vote for..."Name-I-can't-pronounce" #4!
- 9/16/2009 12:24 AM
- Ryizan@xanga (message)
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What happened to Maria Sharapova?
- 9/16/2009 12:37 AM
- Meowmeowkimmaee@xanga (message)
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Numero uno gets my vote-age
Although I pity #3. With a last name like that...
*wince*
- 9/16/2009 1:18 AM
- flamingfuzzy@xanga (message)
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I gotta agree with Meowmeowkimmaee, Sharapova should be up there as well.
- 9/16/2009 1:49 AM
- yakko1@xanga (message)
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@Meowmeowkimmaee@xanga - I know! Sharapova should top this list. And the Williams sisters are hot too. I don't agree with any but Ivanovic.
- 9/16/2009 1:52 AM
- Camouflaged_by_night@xanga (message)
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hehe Sprem looks like Sperm
- 9/16/2009 2:11 AM
- ShimmerBodyCream@xanga (message)
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wow great tennis babes...Eastern European girls rock!
j
- 9/16/2009 6:30 AM
- Gentemann@xanga (message)
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Er hello? Maria Sharapova?
- 9/16/2009 7:02 AM
- Winterwhiterose@xanga (message)
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screw these other chicks. I gotta agree with a few of the people and say Maria Sharapova should be at the top. Pretty sure she was the reason I began watching tennis at all. lol
- 9/16/2009 7:43 AM
- NinjaxBroadcast@xanga (message)
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- 9/16/2009 8:01 AM
- madho33@dollarish (message)
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how can you not mention Maria Sharapova?
- 9/16/2009 9:32 AM
- Stephen_7392@xanga (message)
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Caroline Wozniacki is cute too. I can't pick, they're all cute but can't tell who's cuter.
- 9/16/2009 1:15 PM
- GaMeGurLsH@xanga (message)
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Maria Sharapova!

Or, Martina Hingis ftw :-p http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/martina-hingis/martina-hingis-20070602-264399.jpg
- 9/16/2009 2:31 PM
- raiderjester@xanga (message)
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Sharapova is hot, but gotta love the name...SPERM FTW!!!!
- 9/16/2009 7:43 PM
- Mr_Jin@xanga (message)
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I read Sperm.
Omg.
- 9/16/2009 8:15 PM
- Music___Life@xanga (message)
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you fail mancouch. lack of maria sharapova means your subscription is hanging by a thread.
- 9/16/2009 8:48 PM
- LemonChicken@xanga (message)
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kournikova
- 9/17/2009 4:08 AM
- yukarimayhem@xanga (message)
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I've loved Ivanovic since forever
- 9/17/2009 9:20 AM
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- 9/18/2009 6:59 AM
- gulo@dollarish (message)
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@snapeful@xanga - No guy cares! lol
- 9/18/2009 10:19 AM
- crossminddon@xanga (message)
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anna kournikova is so hott <3
- 9/19/2009 9:37 PM
- dearFLOPPY@xanga (message)
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Ivanovic. I like 'em dark.
- 9/21/2009 1:12 AM
- irishgrrl690@xanga (message)
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WHAT ABOUT DANIELA HANTUCHOVA. She is super hot
- 9/24/2009 9:09 AM
- whenshe_smiles@xanga (message)
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