Since every man in the world had to get here in some manner, he had to get here by eating meat. This is how man clawed his way up the evolutionary ladder, conquering the mastadon, pterodactyl, triceratops, sabertooth tiger, and the occasional tyrannosaurus. So suffice it to say that without meat, none of us would be here, which is why we love it so much.
As a matter of fact, I have a friend whose grandfather is 98 years old, and
loves bacon. he cooks and eats it just about everyday. The retirement home he was in looked down on this, so he decided to move out so he could eat bacon.
Men love meat so much, that we even invented ways to make
purely meat dishes.
I ate half of one of these once, simply because I was so full from the awesome. Whoever thought of this, was a great man.
Another great man I'd like to mention in the conquest of meat: Dave Thomas.
As founder of Wendy's, he made this excellent decision to make his restaurant put bacon on just about everything. This was a very smart man. May he rest in peace. (And for the record, he didn't die of a heart related/cardiovascular disease.)
Restaurants now attempt to provide the same meat loving burgers as Wendy's does, but always comes up a little short, especially when it comes to the Baconator.
That's right PETA, I'm not satisfied until at least 2 animals have died for my meal.
(Fun Fact: Technically, humans are omnivores, but plants are harder to digest in the human's system because of the cell wall, so meat is a lot easier on the stomach, believe it or not.)
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BEEF > CHICKEN > DUCK > PORK > all that other weird stuff
Meat is more equal than vegetables!
Point of interest: Humans weren't around when the dinosaurs were. In fact, it's been proven that we couldn't have survived during their time because we wouldn't have been able to compete with the dinosaurs. So man has never tasted pterodactyl, triceratops, or a tyrannosaurus.
LOL, I'm a mostly-vegetarian. I'll eat meat on rare occasion.
@Twilight_Embers@xanga - Oh, but humans and dinos coexisted in the Garden of Eden a mere 6,000 years ago. Did you not know that? It's in the Bible!!!!
(end sarcasm).
Now this is a Labor Day post!
My boy and I love meat! om nom nom
In my world, bacon is a food group. I am so a fat girl trapped in a skinny girls body.
Haha, that reminds me of when an old friend came over for a visit a few months back, I offered to make him some mini-cheesecakes to take home (he looves homemade cheesecake) and I was cooking some grilled salmon to eat with my salad for dinner, he showed up and was like, "What are you making? Mind if I stay for dinner?" To which I replied that his med. rare steak was in the microwave, I had just finished grilling it. He nearly sent me through the roof picking me up and giving me the biggest hug of appreciation! Lol...you guys are so funny sometimes! He is usually so reserved! So, if my buddy is any indicator I heartily agree -you all do seem to be huge fans of meat!
@Twilight_Embers@xanga - i ate all the pterodactyls.
MEAT: WIN
No thanks.. I will stay Vegan. BUT by all means enjoy your meat.
beat that meat.
i thought the wisdom teeth were intended to make chewing plants and nuts easier, but ok. i mean, i read that in a health magazine but if you can cite your source of how humans were created to be omnivores that would be helpful. for example, modern farm-raised animals are definitely not beneficial to humans. antibiotics, pesticides, and other fun stuff can be found in that meat.
@Twilight_Embers@xanga - Yeah. Well, miss know it all. You know what? I'm going to KFC. And you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to get a chicken wing. And you know what I'm going to say?
"You know what you are little chicken wing? You are the pathetic descendant of T-rex." Then you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gunna take a bite and say.
"Who's evolved now bitch?"
@songbird27@xanga - Dude, I know what you mean. I am really the God of awesome. But everyone just thinks I'm conceited.
real man love meat.
there's nothing wrong with a beautiful steak, some bacon, chicken... ooh! and ham steak (with a pineapple slice on the grill).... yeah, that sounds about right :D
You know what? I'm giving eprops simply cuz it says how meat is awesome. lol. Man was meant to eat meat.
I like meat. Dave Thomas is my deity of choice (Baconator/Grand Slam)
but seriously though, I like meat.
I'm not sure about eating bacon everyday...would it like totally clog your arteries?
and..no I'm pretty sure humans didn't exist when dinosaurs were around...
There's just something wrong about always having something that was once living... now dead on your plate to eat. Disgusting
They put bacon on everything because it is cheap and saves them money when coming up with new product.
@Twilight_Embers@xanga - nor have they tasted humans! :lol:
@nooitzben@xanga - so what constitutes being alive? a heart beat? sentient being? a soul? do dogs go to heaven?
bunch of whackadoodles...We don't have incisors for nothing :lol: as well as molars. Give me a big fat juicy steak with some onions mushrooms and garlic. omnivore meal of champions
@Twilight_Embers@xanga - What are you talking about? I have a pet t-rex named George. He's so cute.
Indeed.
Baconator!!