Saturday, 05 September 2009
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Measuring your Manhood in Minutes
Since the taboo of size was recently mentioned in a banana measuring post, I thought I'd bring up the other male taboo: time before you free the tadpoles!
Disclosure, I am too fast. Ugh. I am a self-confessed rapid-crasher of the yogurt truck. Apologies to my wife and all former partners!
I know that I am on the fast side of the bell curve, and I usually last between 1-2 minutes before blowing my top.
But what is "normal" or "average"? 5 minutes? 10? 20? As long as it takes? Whenever I see discussions, guys all claim to last forever!
Women, how much time do you consider to be too fast??
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boy...there was a very long silence before you got a comment. i wonder what that means....
My boyfriend lasts a whiiiile. I mean, I've never counted or anything, but I would say between 15-25. Sometimes it feels like forever. But it's not a bad thing I suppose, long enough for me to get mine!
About ten minutes for me USUALLY does it. -shrug- shes usually gone ahead a couple times though so its not too unfair to me.
Sometimes we can go three times as long...if we don't get interrupted. Haha.
3 hours XD record!
Satisfying for me depends on my mood. If it's a quickie I'm after, then a couple of minutes is fine.
When in the throws of some serious passion, my fiance's record was four and a half hours. That was a tiring day.
I'd say anywhere between 20 and 30 minutes for me, depending on how it feels. I think my own personal record was something like an hour and 20 mins
:edit: Actually in thinking about it, it really depends on how many times I switch positions. That usually buys me another 10-15 mins, so if I go from one to another to another, I can last an hour, easily. Well, not easily
lol.
@complicatedlight@xanga - ROFL!!!
I don't believe you. I need video evidence.
Average time is 5 to 15 minutes, record 6 hours. But my girl can get off in like a minute she is very orgasmic and it is a major blessing.
The overall average for all males I heard was like 7--8 minutes. Sometimes my guy is faster, sometimes he takes a lot longer. depends on how much foreplay was involved
I'd say the average is 40 minutes, for us... Shortest? Maybe 5-8 minutes. Longest? An entire Saturday... what a great day that was.
Seriously.... taking a long time irritates the snot out of me. So once we've gotten into the actually having sex part, 5-7 minutes is about average.
we've noted an average of 15. but if we've got all night or w/e, we could make it last a bit longer. when we're in a hurry, i think we could make it down to 3 (not describing situations where "hurry" is needed lol....)
wow it taykes me a looooooooooooooong tyme usually about 45 minitz & trust me wenni say my partnurz may smoke a few cigarettes or reeda cupulla chapturz inn gud buk or watch rerunz on tv whyle ther waytin i cant evin waynk fast hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@complicatedlight@xanga - dude you crak me up
everyone is saying 15-20 minutes.... everyone i have been with has been around 5-10 mins :( sometimes its great as long as i'm still taken care of... too long is just the worst....
I think the average is something around 6 or 7 minutes. As long as it's not seconds I think you're actually pretty good. Most of these people are just boasting jk!
Don't feel bad - evolutionarily speaking, the faster a man is, the greater a chance he has to spread his genes before the woman he's with manages to shake him off her.
@NikBv@xanga - that's AWESOME
In my experience, I've gotten a range of less than a minute to more than 3 hours. I generally like to keep each individual encounter under half an hour (I'd say 20 min is ideal), but I'd probably take longer over shorter. If we take a few breaks, then I'll probably be ok, but I don't like continual pounding for more than half an hour >.
Too short? Under five, unless it's a quickie, but I'm pretty much been spoiled in that respect ^^
my boyfriend can last anywhere from 5 minutes to half an hour... i hate both extremes. 10-15 maybe 20 minutes is enough for me... not incuding foreplay of course.
a quickie, he can last under 5 minutes... quickies make me laugh b/c we're both trying to peak in under 5 minutes.. i usualy don't but sometimes i do. 5 minutes and under is too short... well no.. under 10 minutes is too short unless it is a quickie... over 20 is too long. but i don't have to worry about that until the 2nd and 3rd rounds.
oh if you were my bf, i'd hate you.. uness you had some beyond amazing tongue game
it doesn't matter as long as the dude gets his: who cares about the girl unless well you like her.... then you're fucked...
I think most of these commenters are confusing the question. The question is, "how long can the guy last in one bout of straight, uninterrupted penis-vagina intercourse?" Meaning, foreplay is not included in the count. If your man can keep it up for 6 straight hours, he needs to see a doctor because I highly doubt it's humanly possible to jackhammer a chick for more than 30 minutes.
@delicate_envy@xanga - @Miss_Sarah_Jane@xanga - I think most of these people are factoring in foreplay time, which doesn't count.
@coolmonkey@xanga - i hope so! otherwise it seems i'm getting the duds :P
i say eat it for 30 min then pound it for 20 min so u come with a star
LOL
personally, when i guy comes fast, i love it more because it means that i'm just so fuckin hot and he can't resist me. lol...it boosts my self-esteem...i don't know about other girls, but why do you want someone in there soo long, it hurts and it's uncomfortable and you could seriously injure something in there. i don't mind anything from 5 minutes to 15 minutes, but if more, i'm just faking that i'm enjoying it.