Monday, 31 August 2009
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Favorite Adult Star? Keep It To Yourself!
I just read this hilarious yet so true post on Just a Guy Thing. The article boils down to this:
"America boasts about 150 million men. That’s 150 million flavors of American pervert. As men, we’re like pervy snowflakes, each featuring a dirty pornographic desire with which to scratch a unique itch of orgasm. Like one snowflake to the next, we don’t realize how truly different we are. While we all have some affinity for the Jenna Jameson-type (big fake-jugged, bleached blonde,) we need to realize how truly special our tastes are."
Which is ironic considering how many posts we've had about Megan Fox on Mancouch (Ed's note: We cut back on these a while ago based on reader feedback...). Sure she fits the stereotypical 'hot girl' image. But not everyone thinks she is hot (judging by all the posts floating around the edit and vote tabs that haven't been posted on Mancouch yet). Yet the moment someone comes out and says "I.. kinda prefer Emma Watson to Megan Fox..." others are quick to attack: "WTF is wrong with you!"
If I need to point out which one is which, then you probably don't belong on Mancouch.
It's like we don't realize just how different men's tastes are in girls, movie stars, and porn stars. Men ARE all different, and there's nothing wrong with that.
Or maybe we're afraid of being labeled as being different. Maybe you're afraid that when you share that you secretly love Miley Cyrus, people will assume you're a pedophile and get off on little girls.
As Caleb Bacon says in the Just a Guy Thing article...
"Guys, if you want to be Gentlemen, keep your favorite pornstars a secret! That is, unless you want to unknowingly reveal that you get jiggy with yourself to leather-clad Middle Eastern midgets on tricycles.Not that there’s anything wrong with that."
You will never look at a tricycle the same way again.
Hmmm.
To share or not to share?
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@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - Up.
Damn, that's the truth!!
can I have both?
I'll share. Lily Thai was great in her prime, definitely my favorite. Maria Ozawa is also really hot but her porn is lame. She should have been a model.
Thank you for sharing this.
Ps. I've never understood the Megan Fox obsession. In fact, because of the Internet I was sick of her before I actually knew who she was.
Ok so my question if someone over 18 is into Miley Cyrus does that make the person a pedophile? I mean does she really look like a kid? How many people out there have seen girls 15 to 17 that could pass for 20+ easy?
Now let me state this, I met my girl online when she was 16 and when I learned her age we stopped talking because she was underage. She is now 19 *20 in Nov* and I am 36. Before everyone flips out (because people always do) her parents are 20 years apart and her and I are 16-17 years apart.
I just think girls *under 18* are developing physically a lot faster because when I was 16 the girls didn't look like they do no at 16! But no to like an actress who is underage and find her attractive doesn't make a person a pedophile. To get involved with underage individuals when you are of age does make you one. But personally I think Emma Watson has that girl next door look unlike Megan Fox who has that porn start look. I prefer the girl next door look, myself.
".. not that theres anything wrong with that... "
lol, I remember that line on an episode of Seinfeld
Actually, I don't like bleach blondes with fake boobs...
But I hear where you're coming from.
@Pcgecko85@xanga - At least Ozawa had real boobs, to be fair.
Also, I have a friend who absolutely LOVES dickgirls.
I'm totally horrified by them, but at the same time, he's one of my bros, so I won't knock him for it (unless he shows that shit around me.)
Sure, that article meant to point out that we all have different tastes, but it was more about porn stars because they specialize in different things on-camera. Whoever is willing to give that name away is up for others knowing what kind of kinky fetishes that person is into. It was more about discretion. Who cares if someone is into a different movie actress? That doesn't say too much about a person except that they have a personal preference for different colored hair, etc., not what they can/will do/want to do in the bedroom.
That is about the best advice I have ever seen on Mancouch. Yes that could be considered a backhanded complement
'get jiggy'
smh.
based on the recent nerd oriented posts i think Rachel Nichols should be put into the Mancouch obsession pool. She played the Orion girl that likes to get it on with Kirk.
Oh, I have flexible taste in women, be it actresses or porn stars. As long as they are real women.
Gianna Michaels FTW!
megan fox has clubbed thumbs! I LEARNED THAT TWO DAYS AGO! did anyone else know...?
"pervy snowflakes"
HAHAHAHA
I Appreciated this post. How many times have I looked at the chicks my friends are dating and thought, "what the hell?" and gotten the same reaction in kind...
Ha, I don't think it would matter if my SO told me that they liked...jenna jameson, or whatever. Lol. Like, idc, he's never going to fuck her, or meet her, for that matter. I think it's harmless to share. =]
i agree. you guys need to keep it to yourself. let the women talk about their favorite adult stars for once, huh!
theres not enough space to list my tastes. They vary with the seasons you know...
one more thing. I know who megan fox is... but who is the other girl in the picture???? Should I leave mancouch now.
guess I'll be on my way.
@Slimmacho@xanga - Emma Watson? Plays Hermione in all the Harry Potter movies?
Amen.