Wow, my hate articles have done really well. The love one did okay, but not great. Just goes to show that everyone loves to hate. Anyway, this article is picking up where
Guys Who All Guys Hate article left off:
King douche of douchington here is some one I can't believe I left off the first list. Much thanks and love to aquarius_lovedove for bringing him up. Just look at the list of things he's ruined: Trucker Hats, Twitter, Demi Moore, Pranks, the 70s, Digital Cameras, the word Punk .... the list goes on. Look at what's gotten better post-Kutcher: Mila Kunis, Stoner movies, Vegas movies, television .... the list goes on. I think it's safe to say that Ashton Kutcher is one grade A douche.
Hayden Christensen He did more to hurt Star Wars than any other individual outside of George Lucas, CGI, and Jar Jar Binks. Awful, stale actor. Why is he in movies? That makes me a sad panda.
Dr. Phil 
Despite being a damned good looking fella (that one's for you, dad ... sidenote: my dad looks exactly like Dr. Phil), Dr. Phil is pretty much despised by a majority of the male population. To start off he's on daytime TV. Never a good starting point. But he's not just on daytime TV, he's a daytime TV self-help (which is a contradiction of terms) guru. It's just so annoying and he's nothing more than an opportunist shyster. He is a self aggrandizing evangelist of verbal goop that is supposed to resemble emotional understanding mixed in with nonsensical psychobabble. He provides no actual insight or guidance towards any deeper truth, and is essentially just yelling words without meaning with his dreadful, wretch inducing Texas twang. He also sells a weight loss product that doesn't work and he is the actual spokesperson for. He has made a career of selling gobbledy-gook that he distills from the sweat rolling down the crack of his ass to housewives who have been ordered by Oprah to watch his show and buy his books.
Can you name any other guys that all guys hate?
Comments (108)
I think more than guys seem to have enough of Dr. Phil.
YES! Other people don't like Kutcher either!
Yeah, I can't stand Dr. Phil, either.
Dr. Phil got old fast. He's nosy I think.
Ashton doesnt bother me too tough. He's ok. I find some guys think he's cool because his wife is Demi Moore.
I personally cant stand Brad Pitt. I'm probably one of few ladies who say that. I think he's a bastard for what he did to Jen & then he just seems to not to much but follow Angelina around with hundreds of kids. I'm mostly sick of both of them because people think they started this cool "new" fad of adopting kids from other countries & helping the poor & shit. Other celebrities do it without shining the light on themselves & they get no credit at all.
Dr. Phil ?? Wtf. Haha.
Hayden? Seriously???
But he's...well...I don't know. Doesn't seem like a good reason to hate him :(
You forgot Spencer Pratt.
i lol'ed at kutcher's description
Harry Potter. The kid is a wimpy pussy who's secretly gay for Draco Malfoy. He tries to beat up old grandpas (Dumbledore) and is totally impertinent to the Minister of Magic. He also yells at innocent girls like Hermione and Cho Chang. And did I mention how ridiculous it is that he managed to snag a girl like Cho? She's hot, and he's just... ugly.
ew, dr. phil. but he speaks the truth.
hayden christensen used to be a good actor... he was good in Life as a House.
@katvuvu@xanga - I agree. Spencer should be on this list more than Hayden or Ashton, IMO.
@Honey14@xanga - Aw, I love that movie! That's what got me into Hayden.
Jake Lloyd was much worse.
God I hate Dr.Phil... jesus.
Ashton can be ignored... but Dr.Phil if I turn on my TV i can accidentally bump into him on my way to somewhere else. Ashton is currently not on TV so to me he doesn't exist except in my Nikon commercials.. but I've been toying with the idea of watching to Canon anyway :D
Zach Sefron is a douche. P Diddy is becoming obnoxious, Nick Cannon is a joke. Carson Daily is a tool... and Ryan Seacrest can eat a dick.
hey i read an article not too long ago that Dr.Phil sexually assaulted one of his employees..or i think patients. i dont really remember but yea..the damn irony in a mentally unstable person being a "psychologist" or whatever the fuck his expired license says. damn someone should write a blog on that incident..so much to say
lmao!
george lucas LOL
(he's probably a douche, but that's not a suggestion; just a reference to the best line in this post)
i thaynk if ashton kutcher wud just shut up & quit pretendin to akt he might be fun to pork with onna saturdae night
Rush Limbaugh!!! You forgot to put that filthy bigoted, right-wing liar on the list, too. Oh and Dick Cheney along with George W. Bush too!
@Lil_Dude433@xanga - That is blasphemy. Not a good enough reason...? But he...but he... D:
They are all richer than any of us combined.
Sorry. Two out of three on this one. The only people who hate Hayden like this are the Internet whiners. The basement-dwellers who think bitching incessantly about popular movies for ten years (and counting!) makes them "cool." All the while, of course, doing so while hiding behind the annonymity of a screen-name.
The "reasoning" makes no sense whatsoever. "An awful, stale actor?" And? That's it? So then, with that as the ONLY qualification necessary, here are just a handful of other guys who would HAVE to be on this list:
Keanu Reeves, Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Jet Li, Dane Cook, Johnny Knoxville
Just to name a few who immediately spring to mind.
Can't argue against the inclusion of the other two though...
Dr. Phil has a pornstar mustache.
LOVE the description of Dr. Phil. How can he be the spokesperson for a weight loss product?!