I noticed a girl today who was wearing a belt
under her boobs. What??!
My first thought was: wow "fashion" makes hot girls do the dumbest things. My second thought was: wow that belt really pushes up her boobs! Then I realized: wow this is the rare fashion trend that I can actually get behind!
I wanted to take a picture, but I couldn't without being too stalker-y. "Excuse me, maam - could I take a picture of your cleavage for a site called Mancouch? *click* Thank you, have a nice day." So instead I got this picture off the web:
Boob Belt #1
As soon as I got home, I immediately googled "
boob belt" to learn more about this fascinating boob-related trend. Once again, Urban Dictionary hooks us up:
A belt that a woman wears above her waist and below her breast, which makes her breasts more noticeable.
-Damn Jenny's boobs look great
-Duh, she's wearing a boob belt
Now there are multiple types of boob belts, so don't get confused.
This isn't the boob-belt I'm thinking of:
Boob Belt #2
And
this belt doesn't qualify either.
Boob Belt #3
Notice how that last belt wraps around the actual boob, and ends up making the boobs look even smaller than they are? Wow you'd think Keira Knightley would know better.
Boob belts can be a force for good (boob belt #1) or a force for evil (boob belt #3). Or they can make you feel slightly dirty inside (boob belt #2).
Either way, I felt like I learned something today, and I wanted to share it with you all. Boob belts FTW!
Comments (61)
BOOBS ftw. Screw the belts.
wow what was keira knightley thinking.
what was the girl abover her thinking too?!
but the first picture is cute. i have a dress i like to do that with.
No. 1 is empire style done right. Done nonchalantly is baby doll (No. 3). I don't know what to make of no. 2. Hustler style?!
Boob belts and empire waists are fun :P
My girlfriend wears boob belts. Correctly, I might add. Not that she would EVER need it.....I win
What I am always wondering about Boob Belt #2 is how do they figure its going to stay on like that? Whenever I pick out my favorite fashion accessories, I always pay close attention to the element of danger that may ensue with the clothes. Remember Red Hot Chili Peppers and wearing socks on their cocks?
Mehhh, not a big fan of belts
my boss last year did that, it looked cute on her
hah i want one, but im too skinny for them!!
sucks! id totally wear one though!
Loll only guys would call them boob belts..
yay boobs
i always wear boob belt, not because its dumb, but it keeps my boobs in place.
SO SHUT IT KAY?
Why don't people just wear push-up bras or a corset? >_>
I've seen the boob belt around for a while. Well, at least in the last half year. First thing I thought was, "Wow! Her boobs look great with that belt under them." It's very nice. Some people can't pull it off though. My girlfriend doesn't like them tho. :(
I don't like it bc it makes me look bigger than I am...my natural waist is a bit lower than that, and I'm really really hourglassy, so I need to have my waist defined or else I look big all over. I also hate empire waists for the same reason. x_x
lol, number 2. I'm surprised that's allowed on mancouch(xanga).
Why does boob belt girl number 2 have such small nipples?
Seems weird.
pic #2 looks unreal. *shudders*
@colorless_clarity@xanga - I feel ya on that. My boobs are PLENTY big enough without me drawing attention to them with a belt. They would be like ginormous godzilla boobs if I tried the belt trick...
lol wow
I think girls wear boob belts sometimes for exactly that reason.
Your'e really milking this boob thing aren't you?
...no pun intended.
2nd one is gross! 3rd is good I guess if you want to make them look smaller.
boob belt + strapless push-up bra = nice rack.