Wednesday, 19 August 2009

  • Boob Belts FTW!

    I noticed a girl today who was wearing a belt under her boobs.  What??!

    My first thought was: wow "fashion" makes hot girls do the dumbest things.  My second thought was: wow that belt really pushes up her boobs!  Then I realized: wow this is the rare fashion trend that I can actually get behind!

    I wanted to take a picture, but I couldn't without being too stalker-y.  "Excuse me, maam - could I take a picture of your cleavage for a site called Mancouch?  *click*  Thank you, have a nice day."   So instead I got this picture off the web:


    Boob Belt #1


    As soon as I got home, I immediately googled "boob belt" to learn more about this fascinating boob-related trend. Once again, Urban Dictionary hooks us up:

    A belt that a woman wears above her waist and below her breast, which makes her breasts more noticeable.
    -Damn Jenny's boobs look great
    -Duh, she's wearing a boob belt

    Now there are multiple types of boob belts, so don't get confused.  This isn't the boob-belt I'm thinking of:

      
    Boob Belt #2

    And this belt doesn't qualify either.


    Boob Belt #3

    Notice how that last belt wraps around the actual boob, and ends up making the boobs look even smaller than they are?  Wow you'd think Keira Knightley would know better.

    Boob belts can be a force for good (boob belt #1) or a force for evil (boob belt #3).  Or they can make you feel slightly dirty inside (boob belt #2).

    Either way, I felt like I learned something today, and I wanted to share it with you all.  Boob belts FTW!

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