Wednesday, 19 August 2009

  • The Man's Survival Guide, Part 3: The good night hug

    You can check out Part 1 and Part 2 of Mr. Jin's series at the links above.

    DO, walk her to her house/apartment/shack/box/under the bridge/ditch/whatever.

    Just because I said not to make the move, does not mean you cannot hug her.

    Now here's where the big difference lies.  When you hug her, you got two ways of doing it

       1. The London Bridge or
       2. The Knee Touch, Cheek Peck Method.

    1).  The London Bridge

    The London Bridge is the hug where your feet and her feet are roughly 3 feet away from each other and you two lean in for the hug without touching hips.  This is basically the newbie method.  If you've gone with this hug, then you for sure were not ready to make any sort of move.  Also, I might add, that if you're giving this sort of hug at the end of the night...chances are that you're not seeing her again.  I only say this because usually it's the girls who initiate the London Bridge.  It's a defense mechanism to touch you with the least amount of physical contact possible.

    2).  The Knee Touch, Cheek Peck Method

    The Knee Touch, Cheek Peck Method is the way I like to end a good evening.  I know it sounds lame.  Hope for a hug at the end of the night?  What's this guy thinking?  But let me elaborate.

    The first part of the hug will be the close proximity you have to each other.  If she allows you to get in close enough for a hug that your right leg enters between her legs (while standing up), you've made it past one of the most closely guarded areas on a woman's body.  Women will throw their chests up in your face to tease the shit out of you, but you'll always notice that those legs stay closed up like a bear trap.  It's something that has been burned into their heads since they were little girls playing with Barbie.  The area below the belt line is a "no fly zone".  To be able to get that close is a huge accomplishment.

    During the hug, you step in close enough that the inside of your right foot is almost against the inside of her right foot and you reach for the lower back with both hands and bring her close to you.  If she's receptive, she'll just fall into your arms and you should have your head cradled on her shoulder right by her ear...yet another closely guarded area.  At this time, you can take the opportunity to let her bask in your manly male pheromones while you say something like, "I had a great time, let's do it again".  Give her a quick peck on the cheek and another long squeeze for good measure and then walk away.  That'll leave her heart racing and wanting more.  I guarantee you that she'll be inside calling her best friend talking about how sweet you are.

    Trust me gents, this shit works.  This is one of my all time most highly kept techniques.

    Do not abuse the power that I have bestowed upon you.  Go forth and multiply.

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