Sunday, 16 August 2009
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Oral Fixation: sucking on a lollipop
Like most guys, I have a slight oral fixation... so my ears perked up when I read this column from MSN advising girls to suck on lollipops during a first date: "Always, always do this at some point in the evening. Men imagine that lollipop or Popsicle is their favorite body part."
Source: the lollipop girl from GTA IV
The MSN article adds: "Warning: Use this move sparingly — if you spend the whole night perfecting the move, it looks a little over-the-top."
Maybe the article has a point... maybe doing it too much *is* over the top.
Then again, maybe not. Us guys are way too subtle for something so obvious to work... right?
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Comments (51)
i love eating lollipops during the night. keeps me from downing drinks.
just saying.
cant eat lollipops the same way anymore after that 50 cent song candy shop....
hahahaa.... funny! i suck lollipops at my desk in the office!
It's Panetierre. :D
Lol, lollipops are rad. It makes me think of the song "Lollipop" from 2NE1 and Big Bang.
Oh yeah, and this. Not a lollipop, but looks like one. :D
http://pirun.ku.ac.th/~b5007198/SongHyeKyo3.jpg
OMG Hayden Panettiere with the lollipop!!!!! Thanks!
@raiyaya@xanga - ever look around and see who is watching you? try it.
I love those dum dum pops they have in the hair cutters !! ha
I love lollypops, haha.
I love Hayden Panetiiiierrrieee more than lollipops.
They like the ice pops more in my experience.
@snapeful@xanga - YES. Love that song 8D
@snapeful@xanga - hahaha, that reminds me, I finally learned to tie a cherry stem with my tongue. Totally not sexy to watch though.
Hm. Boyfriend never seems to notice, even when I make a point of seductively eating a popsicle in front of him. Perhaps my technique is off, though he seems to like it well enough when it's the real thing. I usually give up after a few minutes and just chomp into the popsicle --guess that'd induce more of a cringe, if he noticed (which he doesn't, gah!).
@just_the_average_jane@xanga - wtf......... you're intense!! did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body? i think that's cool, but i am a total weakling, apparently. :D.........
@Battosai_Legend@xanga - LOLLI LOLLI LOLLLIPOP OH... .... *insert korean...* :D
@snapeful@xanga - Song Hye Kyo's the most beautiful Korean actress I know. (:
btw, I guess this does have some truth to it. My bf loves it when I'm sucking on a lollipop... popsicle... whatever. Guys are pervs lol.
that is sexxxxy
yes, women. let's further endorse our sexual objectification (on the first date?!). eye roll.
that tip would probably work, but the ones using it better not complain later about how guys only want them for sex.
I don't think with my cock.
Bullshit post.
@bundleoflisa@xanga - she is so hot. OTL
@MissPixieGlitter@xanga - "yes, women. let's further endorse our sexual objectification (on the first date?!). eye roll."
I'm down with that...
Reminds me of Megan Fox on that magazine cover.
I will do this in front of women to creep them out.
oh man, hahahaha.
i once had a really pretty friend, and we were getting starbucks together. the cream from the top fell to the side of the cup, and she licked it off like...really sensually.
HAHA, holy shit, the stuff that went through my mind wasn't exactly PG.
but uh...i don't think it's too over the top! just don't really expect me to not try and do anything in return..
Not all guys (me included) are that perverted.
Get your minds out of the gutter people! It's just a frickin' lollipop/popsicle! Not a damn penis!
@xquizit_anga@xanga - hahaha, i've totaly done that...on accident though! sometimes that whip cream just is a bit much! ;]
oh you gotta love those dum dum pops! they're not too big! and so many flavors to choose from. ;]
i prefer to get straight to the magic stick
Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - you would =]