It's so simple... you can do it too, if you follow Don Draper's four easy steps:
Steps 1-3 seem so simple... Step 4 is slightly tricky though. Here it is again, in list form:
- Look fantastic in a suit.
- Look fantastic in casual wear.
- Look fantastic in anything.
- Sound good.
- Smell good.
- Kiss good.
- Strut around with supreme confidence.
- Be uncannily successful at your job.
- Blow people away every time you say anything.
- Take six hour lunches.
- Disappear for weeks at a time.
- Lie to everyone about everything.
- Drink and smoke constantly.
- Basically, be Don Draper.
How many of the 14 points in Step 4 did you check off?
Comments (11)
lmao that's hilarious XD
Yes, and women should reverse role and do the same minus #14.
I want to marry him and have his children.
Disapeer for weeks at a time ??
Bahahaha!
i would not want to have his children FYI
oh how i wish it was as easy as being don draper!
Omg. Hahahahahaha! That's just about the funniest thing I've seen all day!
1,2,5,11. that's not so bad. i just have to fullfill another 10 points in Step 4
1-3 seem difficult...I've got #4 down, no problem.
from 9 onwards make no sense