Caption contest: Beckham and the Miller Lite Cold Patrol

Saturday, 15 August 2009

Caption contest: Beckham and the Miller Lite Cold Patrol
Help us caption this awesome pic of David Beckham, discreetly blatantly checking out a member of the Miller Lite Cold Patrol:

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She looks so worried... can you help her out with a caption?

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same shape ..same texture...yep...bald is beautiful...
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i WOULD walk a mile for that camel...
- 8/15/2009 2:07 AM
- beforedawn@xanga (message)
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ain't nothing cold about this piece of ass.
- 8/15/2009 2:09 AM
- Goose_Nickelic@xanga (message)
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Hey, we use women to sell our products!
- 8/15/2009 2:43 AM
- SighIntoAColorfulEye@xanga (message)
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This game needs to hurry up because I'm really about to poop myself.
- 8/15/2009 3:10 AM
- brandon32490@xanga (message)
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@brandon32490@xanga - LOL
- 8/15/2009 3:21 AM
- webofsimplicity@xanga (message)
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it looks like they're both praying; her for something more to wear, him for her not to find it.
- 8/15/2009 3:38 AM
- Honey14@xanga (message)
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dammit, that ass is distracting me from the game... I mean... the game is failing at distracting me from that ass.
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Don't blame me, I'm just following presidential precedent.
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cheese, milk, bread...
- 8/15/2009 4:10 AM
- vashts6583@xanga (message)
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Her: "Why is this CREEP staring at me?! I mean, it's like he's mentally taking my clothes off... Sicko! I should just turn around and SMACK the PERVERT!! You know, It's guys like this that make me lose faith in the male species. The only thing they ever think about is sex, sex, sex!"

Him: "I wonder what's for dinner?"

and a possible extension on him: "Ooh, Steak sounds good... and a nice cold beer... Miller Lite."
- 8/15/2009 4:47 AM
- nodnarbassoon@xanga (message)
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"am i bending it like you, beckham?"
- 8/15/2009 4:48 AM
- e_L_a_I_n_e_Y@xanga (message)
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@vashts6583@xanga - That's a very long caption. I'm sure they're looking for something more terse.
- 8/15/2009 5:49 AM
- SighIntoAColorfulEye@xanga (message)
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"Hmm...I wonder how much Bud Light would pay me? I could possibly ripoff the Bud Light Corp as well".
- 8/15/2009 7:22 AM
- Mavic88@xanga (message)
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Chick "is it halftime yet?! those tacos at lunch are fucking me UP"
Beckham "dude... something is definitely turtle'ing back there"
- 8/15/2009 9:29 AM
- erahslover@xanga (message)
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GIRL, youre my kind of SPICE
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can I get some potatoes with this meat?
- 8/15/2009 9:44 AM
- bittersweetSarah@xanga (message)
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"Check out that creeper !!"
- 8/15/2009 11:06 AM
- laurasaywha@xanga (message)
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@e_L_a_I_n_e_Y@xanga - LOL best caption
- 8/15/2009 11:13 AM
- doLc3@xanga (message)
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Her: Tha guy looks really familiar. Is that Kevin Federline or the guy that sings for Coldplay?

Him: I tell you what I want, what I really, really want......
- 8/15/2009 11:27 AM
- CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts@xanga (message)
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After I score with her, I am definitely going to yell, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!"
- 8/15/2009 11:29 AM
- CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts@xanga (message)
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How am I supposed to concentrate on that ass with Whoopi Goldberg jumping around behind me?
- 8/15/2009 11:31 AM
- CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts@xanga (message)
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thank you jesus for bringing me such scrumptious buttocks!
- 8/15/2009 11:48 AM
- GaMeGurLsH@xanga (message)
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"so that's what an ass looks like when the woman actually eats"
- 8/15/2009 12:04 PM
- silvermoon_lauwa@xanga (message)
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"so thats what isn't filling the seats at MLS games? Yeah, that is upsetting!"

"Where is the Commish of the BTL when you need him?"
"for that ass, i would call it soccer"
"now i'll have a visual aid for when i go home to my gorgeous never-smiling wife"
"that dude's head is BAAAALLLLD"
"I can see a camels heel"
- 8/15/2009 1:49 PM
- SinnerD@xanga (message)
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"The unexplained: Sudden occurrences that make you REALLY want a beer."
- 8/15/2009 7:26 PM
- xXEclipsedSunXx@xanga (message)
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i honestly dont understand why hes checking her out, his wife is about 10 billion times hotter
- 8/15/2009 9:07 PM
- GorJessMommy@xanga (message)
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I dont think she's thinking much...
And Beckham is thinking... "I haven't touched a woman that isn't made of rock and collagen in sooooo lonnggggggg..."
- 8/15/2009 11:54 PM
- Complexitii@xanga (message)
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@silvermoon_lauwa@xanga - Lmao! Yesss!
- 8/15/2009 11:55 PM
- Complexitii@xanga (message)
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