Friday, 14 August 2009

  • Mancouch Needs To ''Man-Up"

    Dear Mancouch,

    I think it's about time you live up to your name.


    Your posts are starting to improve after a brief, but awful, downward spiral. For a while, I was starting to lose faith. I can't remember how many posts there were about Twilight and Robert Pattinson, but I know that even ONE post on these topics is already one too many. This is a site to discuss manly things, which means, Robert Pattinson does not belong here. Why? Because REAL men do not sparkle.

    Moving on to the post about male barbies... granted, it's a good laugh, but nobody really wants to look at that. They don't belong here. But you already knew that.

    Now, I know there are a lot of ladies that come to this site. Why? Most of the time it's because Lovelyish will never be as entertaining as this site. Sure, we like make-up and cute outfits, but there's only so much frill we can handle. And sometimes it's to criticize the male perspective, but we know you don't really care about what they have to say anyway.

    I come to this site to share in the male perspective. My ''mancouch'' is empty until my husband returns from Afghanistan, and I know I'll get honest, shameless opinions from the diverse audience that is mancouch. I want to debate on why a 4-3 defense is better than a 3-4 defense. Not the douchiness of Mr. Twilight. I want to talk about what kind of carburetor is best for my Cobra. Not what eyeshadow looks best on the guy in his girlfriend's pants. I want posts on which sex positions feel the best, which video games have the coolest guns, and which team is going to the Superbowl. I want to learn how to train my dog to get me a beer from the fridge so I don't have miss the game OR the commercials.

    I realize that there are a lot of writers on here that post some really insightful things, and I respect that. But when you start a site called Mancouch, there had better be some stereotypical shit.

    So, fellow Mancouchers - Am I way off base? Or does Mancouch need to man-up?

    Mancouch responds:

    Thanks for writing in!  We'll pump some posts out on sports, cars, and favorite sex positions for ya.  We could use some help though, so hit us up with posts here.

    We share your disgust of Twilight/Edward/Pattison... that was actually the point of our three posts bagging on him: that he smells disgusting, that he's a douche, and that he got hit by a taxi.  I actually love and support that even that is too much Edward for you.

    We'll have to put it to a vote... here are the two options

    1) Bash on Edward - An important part of being a man is to bash on Twilight and all things/people Twilight.
    2) Ignore Edward - I don't care if Robert Pattinson gets hit by a taxi - I don't ever want to hear about him.

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