Wednesday, 12 August 2009
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Top 10 Manliest Videos NSFW
Hello, there. And welcome to Mancouch's Top 10 manliest videos. I have notice these days that Mancouch hasn't really talked much about what music seems manly. And I notice some women want more of the stereotypical mess. We got that and more with a list of the most manly videos of the whole decade. Not safe for work.
10. Professor Green - Stereotypical Man
What is Professor Green complaining about? I thought being stereotypical men was a good thing? (drink a Blue pabst) Tea is for wimps.
9. Monster Magnet - Space Lord
Las Vegas, women, rock n' roll. You mean, I really have to explain this one?
A girl whose lips taste like sunk ships, breasts that taste like breakfast, tears from the thrift store and bricks from her vagina? That's so Mancouch! Plus, I noticed that Mancouch doesn't seem to have a thing for big women, and neither does Adam. Bummer.
7. Van Halen - Hot for Teacher
Don't act like most of you weren't waiting for your teacher to unbutton her top in the middle of English class in 7th grade. Come on now.
You know most of you want to be him. Surrounded by all those hot women of his choosing? Man, Flavor Flav, Bret Michaels, AND Tila Tequila's women couldn't compare to all of this here.
What's up with Dre? He doesn't even have the courtesy to tell us where the place is, so we can get OUR freak on. Come on, man. We want to go, too.
4. Buckcherry - Too Drunk to F**k
Ah, what's the matter, Josh? You can't hold your liquor? That girl was basically begging for you to bang it out. Man it up!
Oh, come on. Him and his video has what every Mancoucher in here, including TheTudorRose, wants: beer, hot, juicy women, a phat house, and one of the rappers even manages to own a credit card, with a device where if you slide a credit care through a woman's buttcheek, money comes out where you stick your sex pistol. Isn't that amazing? How come Mancouch hasn't talked about this?
Like most of you don't want to be Kid Rock. He has the muscles, the women, the band and the glory? Plus this was used in the G.I. Joe trailer? You only got your right hand that you threaten to smack your girl with. The same girlfriend who can secretly kick your ass, but decides to stroke your idiot ego instead.
1. Johnny Dangerous - Dirty is the New Black
Anyone who has ever been a dirty little man or woman this song was made for you,. It takes real big cajones to admit and out anyone who is a freak, too.
Final question: Why waste our time finding an obsession, when we can just rub our pipes to this? After all, that's been our objective for the longest time, right?
Disclaimer: If some of you don't already see that this post is clearly sarcastic, then you are the most sexist nutcases I have ever met in my entire life. There was a past post who says they would like a bit of stereotypes or beer and whatnot for fun, and I'm pretty sure this is what she had in mind.
Mancouch says: mynameisbluesky ended with an apology to anyone he might have offended, but we took it out...
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Comments (15)
wow
Monster Magnet is so rad.
That's all I have to say to this :P
Yeah, apologizing would kind of ruin the point of the post, wouldn't it? Good looking out.
I was hoping the Buckcherry song was a Dead Kennedys' cover.
@KevtheMoron@xanga - I did, too, when I first heard about it.
Fuckin' right man. There's no need to apologize for this.
"What's wrong with gettin' dirty if you clean up well?" Genius. Johnny Dangerous deserves to be number 1.
@Sunshine08x21@xanga - If Mancouch collected entertainment quotes, that should be right up there.
@mynameisblueskye@xanga - Maybe they should start ;)
Lisa Ann is in that video...what a hot bitch!!
Wow, did not know Hot for Teacher was SOOOO OLD...and i've failed it so many times in GH.
WHAT...No 50 cent videos...I know for a fact one of those has to be worthy of mancouch manlyness.
I'm so glad this post was meant to be sarcastic. Eminem and Kid Rock are exactly the opposite definitions of manliness or badassery (that's right, I said it).
@xEl_Maestrox@xanga - I know, but while I was thinking of this, I figured 50 Cent is kind of obvious. Heck, you can write a whole mancouch post on this guy alone. Haha! If you want, you can concoct your Top 10.
@mynameisblueskye@xanga - man...If I were to do my own top 10 there would be alot of booty shaking, breasts in your face videos...as I understand it here at mancouch that is good? No offense ladies. I mean manliest video would be one in which the man is presented as the top dog in all things right? and in modern society that is measured by how many women he can get to dance dirty for him in just 1 music video? lol
@xEl_Maestrox@xanga - I personally think that Nelly's "Tip Drill" video has enough booty and women for at least 5 videos on the list. Hehe! Call it Top 14. That video made black women want to riot, and made many a male who tried to catch it nut. Now, the reason why I said it is sarcastic is because I'm not at all saying this is manly, but people seem to like the addition of stereotypes. So, if that is the case, Nelly's video is what they asked for.
Anyway, make your list, and send it in to Mancouch. Can't wait to see what you got, man.
Prodigy -- Smack my Bitch up. Not only is it MANLY, its a clever lesbian fantasy that caught EVERYONE by suprize.