Wednesday, 12 August 2009

  • Eliza Dushku vs. Jessica Alba: The Search For A New Mancouch Obsession Tournament

    Time for the fourth battle of the first round! But first I am sad to say that (14) Olivia Munn was defeated by (3) Olivia Wilde in the battle of the Olivias. This is a disheartening loss to me in particular as I am a Munniac. Although, it was comforting to see Munn's supporters as bewildered as I am that she is not as beloved by everyone as she is by us. But we must dry our tears and move on...

    ... to today's match-up! Today we have (4) Eliza Dushku vs. (13) Jessica Alba!





    (4) Eliza Dushku first came to everyone's notice play the role of "the hot chick" in Bring It On, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and The New Guy before entering Joss Whedon's stable of actors that he deploys in every project he does. She is currently in the great new show Dollhouse which you should all be watching or else it's going to get canceled for real this time and I will have a sad.

    (13) Jessica Alba caught everyone's eye donning a cat suit in Dark Angel. And since then has been on everyone's hotness radar getting role after role to show off her assets. In fact, if this tournament was held a few years ago she would probably be number 1 or the tournament may have, in fact, been to replace her. But then we all stopped gawking for a few seconds and realized she couldn't act for anything. I mean, have you seen that horrific train wreck they call a movie, Fantastic Four? Just awful all around. I wish I could say she was the worst thing about it. I should stop here before I go off on a tangent about Fantastic Four.

    Which one of these ladies is more worthy to be the New Mancouch Obsession?

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