Tuesday, 11 August 2009
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Stuffy nose? Have some sex!
Don't you absolutely hate when your nasal passages are clogged? I know I do. Consciously breathing out of your mouth is an annoyance. When my nose is stuffy, I'll try everything I can do unstuff it. I'll hold my breath and try to force the "stuff" out. It's actually a little painful because it rarely works and it leaves my nose feeling odd. However, there is relief! ... For the men anyway. According to a hypothesis, men have the ability to get rid of their clogged noses any time they wish. All they have to do is ejaculate!
What guy will say no to that? Do guys really need another reason to masturbate or have sex? Sure! Why not!
Besides the fact that you get two reliefs in one, it's common knowledge that sex burns more calories than dancing, builds and tones muscle, and is a huge stress reliever. But now you can add to the long list that it'll unclog your nose.
So fellas, the next time your lady says no to you, tell her you have an annoying stuffy nose. It may or may not work, but it's worth a try!
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Comments (26)
Uh no thanks. I have a prescripton, thanks.
that's quite idiotic. isn't there a reason why modern medicine was invented? good lord. people are a bit too desperate sometimes.
heh... power to the penis!
You gave me hope because I have a stuffy nose right now, and realized this is MAN couch and the advice is just for men -_-
AWESOME .. for men anyway, but I still think thats kind of cool.
it works for women as well.
I know that when I have a headache, getting off usually takes care of it. So...why not use the natural remedies that we were blessed with?
I don't think one would ever naturally come to this conclusion...personally I've never had sex while sick. I'll give it a shot as soon as possible...wonder when I am gonna get sick now.
Well I guess I better start experimentation then.
~Single Male, Congested: Looking for single female, congested, for mutual experiment. This is totally for science.
My boyfriend always has a stuffy nose. I guess I know what I'll be doing most of the time now... XP.
I wish there was some kind of easy remedy for women for a stuffy nose. Those nasal sprays don't work for me at all.
lol forget humidifiers and Zicam! I would gladly have sex with my boyfriend if he needed relief from a stuffy nose ;)
how unfair..sexist.
Snotty sex? Mocosa.
...Ooor you could just apply pressure using a finger to one side of your nose and blow out air from the stuffed nostril. Messy results, but it really works.
i just read "the art of LOL-ing" LOL
Sometimes I tell my boyfriend I'm in the mood when I'm actually having a stomach ache and hoping sex with make it go away.
it actually works too. well not for long but it works for atleast a few seconds to a few minutes
AHAH! I agree that is an awesome way to get rid of a stuffy nose. It works soooo well!
GOING TO THE DOCTOR.
another way. just saying
...running works, too. and for both sexes.
I hope it works for women too, I'll try that
yes! even more reasons to do it.
I know about this! It's true for women too! Seriously, try having sex when you have a cold. Seriously, it makes you have that moment of "ahhhhh" when you can breathe again!
i've for sure noticed that it works for women too.