Fake tans, jewelry, lip gloss, globs of hair product, puckering their lips in pictures? Sounds like I'm describing a superficial teenage girl, but I'm not. These are men that spend more time in the bathroom than their girlfriends, and probably wear more makeup too.
These men are very much so into their looks and not afraid to show it.
Scotland's #1 Male Barbie (
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Group of male barbies in Sweden (Notice the male-groping)


Someone please tell me, who are these guys and why they are all over the internet. They're basically the male barbies of Jersey. Fake tans, jewelry, pucker lips, globs of gel, and yet they definitely get the ladies. Some call them 'guidos,' others just call them douchebags.
What do you think of male barbies? Do you know anyone like this?
Mancouch says: I didn't know that some guys did kissy pose... I think I'm gonna be sick.
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lol... pretty epic fail. reminds me of victoria gotti's kids though.
Thank goodness none of my guy friends look like that. Hahahaha
WTF! The guy in first pic looks like an Oompa-Loompa.
Too much fake tan.
Other than that, they look like every other male celebrity out there, lol.
WOW. I have NEVER seen such a bad fake tan. They're past orange!
The guy in the blue and white striped shirt in the second picture looks really normal compared to the rest. But yea, way to much fake tan with the rest of them. CREEPY!
OMG! @ the guy in the first pic. he scared me, i thought it was a girl :O
yeah, there tans are really fake. ew.
there's a word for that. those men are called guidos.
except for the guy up top, i don't know what the hell you'd call him.
@KevtheMoron@xanga - Aww, you beat me to it!
guidos... *vomit*
Andddddd there goes my dinner.
reminds me of those ganguro girls from japan
I can hardly tell the difference between women who wear all that makeup as it is. Now, boys are getting up in it? Geez!
Noo that first guy was almost really hot before all the makeup. =( We just lost one...
i am left speechless.
i so don't feel attracted to them right...
*no offense to those who do. to each their own (:
thankfully, I personally know NO ONE like this. whew.
male ganguros? that's weird.
-VOMITS-
"I'm a barbie boy in a barbie world..."
This is why we need better education in America. -__-
i feel awkward for actually looking at all those pictures...even though i did laugh hysterically when i saw the prom pictures..
@krispylicious@xanga - and that's exactly what I thought too! haha!
Hahah, they probably get the girl because they got the money, or.... the girl got bashed on the head and hasn't recovered yet....
I know a male barbie... well, he's gay. But he's so much better looking than them.. & that third picture? If my dad went to prom with me like that.... Oh gosh... no.. just no.ew == no thank you
I'll sit over there...
WAY OVER THERE.
*scoots off*