Sunday, 09 August 2009
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10 woman who CAN'T replace Megan Fox
There have been numerous lists coming from every corner of Mancouch with chicks that can replace Megan Fox. For all future lists, I'm making a list, of all the chicks that SHOULDN'T replace Megan Fox. Let's start!
Hilary Swank
She is an amazing actress and has starred in movies such as Million Dollar Baby, Boys Don't Cry, and The Next Karate Kid. Wait... what? THE NEXT KARATE KID? Yea, you all remember watching Johnny Lawrence, but this was the girl after him. I remember being young and watching her do all the karate moves and thinking that she was butt ugly. And, I still do! Any girl that can pass as a guy (Boys Don't Cry) is not worthy of being the Fox replacement. Also, any celebrity that has an episode of The Office dedicated to whether she is "hot or not" can't be a replacement either. The Fox replacement must be acknowledged as hot by all!
Kathy Griffin
I don't even need to explain this, do I? I'm going to do it anyway because I'm in a writing mood. Kathy Griffin has been a B-List celebrity for about 40 years. God knows how old she is! She might've been an A-List celebrity if she were better looking. Years of reading Archie Comics made me believe every redhead looked like Cheryl Blossom. Once I laid eyes on Kathy Griffin, I knew I'd been duped! Kathy Griffin could never replace Megan Fox.
Sarah Silverman
Too goofy to be hot? Maybe. I don't know why her eyebrows are always sticking up. They remind me of the quintessential evil villain from every cartoon I've watched growing up. I'm only picking on her eyebrows, I suppose. She's not ugly, but I just don't think she has the sex appeal to replace Fox.
Kirsten Dunst
I can't pinpoint what it is about Kirsten Dunst that makes her not hot. She's not ugly either, but there is a quality about her that makes her a candidate.
Fergie
She looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein. Is there anything more to say? Being a great singer with a rockin' bod doesn't equate to being Meg Fox hot.
Rihanna
Since we're on the subject of musicians... Rihanna has a five-head. I could drive a truck over it. Her face is just overall busted, and that's NOT a Chris Brown joke.
Elisabeth Moss
Her neck is short and her teeth belong to a gerbil. Zero sex appeal. Far below the Fox hot standards!
Anna Paquin
It's Rogue! Minus the accent and minus the hot bod. When I watched X-Men growing up on Saturday mornings, Rogue was my absolute favorite character. She had a sweet southern accent and was really pretty. I got so excited when the first X-Men movie was announced, and so sad when I found out this random broad was playing Rogue. Some people think she's hot, others think she's not. And we can't have a Megan Fox replacement that only half the Mancouch population thinks is hot.
Famke Jannsen
Another lady from X-Men. It's Jean Grey/Phoenix/Dark Phoenix. First, let's not get started on how utterly AWFUL those movies were. This woman was casted as the irresistible Jean Grey who had two men fighting over her. She isn't irresistible and I don't know why anyone would want to fight over this woman.
Jenna Fischer
It pains me to put Pam Beesly on this list, but she's just not hot! Jenna Fischer plays Pam on The Office, basically the greatest television show ever to be created with an amazing ensemble cast. Jenna is cute for sure, but she doesn't hold a candle to Megan Fox.
I tried to choose ladies that weren't necessarily ugly, but weren't hot either.
So Mancouch, do you agree with this list? Who would you add to it?
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Comments (158)
kirsten dunst always looks bored.
megan fox isn't that hot. shes average face with a great body.
I say Shakira is #1. :D
Kirsten Dunst does NOT belong on this list.
Have you seen Kirsten Dunst's boobs? They're cute!
Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Nikki Hilton, Octo-mom (lmao), the list could go onnn and onnn...
The only one I disagree with is Rihanna.
Oh my fucking god if there is one more fucking entry about MF on this fucking website I'm leaving it for good. Seriously you dumb bimbos stop posting on Mancouch if you don't have any original content. Or better yet let men who think post something once in a while!!
It's at the point of begging now, seriously bitches. Stop ruining shit!
And news flash bitch you aren't exactly Lucy Liu!
If I were a guy I'd think Hillary Swank was hot...sans the man haircut in Boys Dont Cry.
famke janssen is so beautiful. and megan fox never modeled for chanel and ysl.
also, isn't this kind of a pointless post? shallowness aside, if we're going to talk about "not hot" people, these ladies aren't exactly bottom of the barrel.
if the person who posted this doesn't look like jessica alba (or angelina jolie), i will be quite annoyed.
Every chick on this list is a hell of a lot more attractive than Megan Fox. Especially Pam Beesly.
@BunnyParfait@xanga - Agreed.
What the fuck is going on Mancouch? I can't even believe you would even consider posting this. This is has to be one of the most ridiculous, irrelevant posts I've ever read. There are so many women who ''can't replace Megan Fox." And so many MORE women who CAN. Get off it already, seriously.
@Sunshine08x21@xanga - I know right? Whoopty fucking do the bitch can find 10 unattractive people. Who the fuck cares? I see ugly fuckers every day it's not like I decided to say "oh they'd never match up to MF" because I have a fucking life and don't think about the club thumbed cunt every waking moment of my fucking existence.
@zariux@xanga - She looks like a fat pig. The picture is there!
i love kirsten dunst
And you fuckers wonder why people ask for women to be permabanned from posting. - - fucking idiots.
Anna Paquin is hot...
@BunnyParfait@xanga - Agree here , that stupid .
You didn't pick the hottest women to compete with a chick .
It's like comparing an Acura with a Porsche : It may be an expensive car for wealthy people , but it's not in the same category than a Porsche .
But I never said that MF was a beauty . She's hot , not beautiful , plus a terrible actress .
Gab
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Swank has class, unlike Fox. Silverman would be hotter if she wasn't so... well, yeah, goofy. Dunst is pretty; she can't act that well, but is still a far better actress than Megan Fox will ever be. Famke Janssen is gorgeous and is 10,000,000,000x better at her job than Fox is with... whatever it is that she's doing. I don't know what the hell compelled you to put Ms. Janssen on here. And Jenna Fischer, well, she has that girl next door hotness that is more appealing than the skank-a-rific Megan Fox.
sarah silverman is annoying. she reminds me of that girl who thought cursing a lot in high school made you cool.
I think Rihanna tops Megan Fox.
Kirsten Dunst is a little sexpot. I don't know how she made your list. I love her in Crazy Beautiful! ♥
Charming. It's not like they're trying to replace her, sheesh. If anything, everyone is sick and tired of Megan Fox and would like to see anyone replace her name all over mancouch. The point of this post was what, exactly?
Also, Kirsten Dunst and Hillary Swank are drop-dead gorgeous.
"Any girl that can pass as a guy (Boys Don't Cry) is not worthy of being the Fox replacement."
Maybe I'm just a sucker for androgynous features, though.
ok I usually stay in the shadows reading mancouch secretly, but I'm pissed off now.
please. no. more. megan fox. PLEASE. it's not even the submitter's fault for posting crappy articles. it's
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This post is stupid, seriously. Yeah Megan Fox is pretty and has a nice body. Who doesn't know that?
And yeah, there are a lot of people out there who don't look quite as good as her. Your point is?
By the way, in 2006, Fergie placed # 36 on the Maxim Hot 100 list, Sarah Silverman placed #50.
Before Brooke Burke & Carmen Electra and a list of others including Penelope Cruz, Anna Kournikova, Shakira, Jessica Biel & Heidi Klum.
Why aren't these people on the list if the ones who are ranked higher are?
You seriously just picked on Rihanna for having scars on her face aka her face being busted up? Wow. That's really shallow.
Can we seriously just let the Megan Fox thing go? Seriously. I understand she's hot... until she opens her mouth. Stupidity is not attractive.