Saturday, 08 August 2009

• Types of Misses to Stay Away From

  I thought this was a hilarious blog written about the types of guys to stay away from, and it inspired me to make my own list. It probably won't be as good as that blog, but man. Girls have all the guys labeled and judged.
  

  1. Miss Ugly Stank Attitude

  It might be messed up to say, but there are girls who are just flat out not attractive and their stank attitude doesn't help them at all. I don't ever like being in a position where one of the girls asks me "Do you think she's prettier than I am?" because sometimes the truth is, "Yeah, definitely." I don't wanna hurt your feelings, she's just more attractive. If I say yes, I don't want to be the guy who supported your conceit and have you basically posting up all these pictures of you and your "sexy" self. I don't wanna hear you calling out other girls and saying you look so much better than them when you really don't. Sorry. And with your bad attitude, I know you'll flip out on me if I tell you that she's prettier. Don't ask me to compliment you.

  2. Miss Attention Nympho

  I understand that a girl needs a lil attention every now and then. It's nice to feel pretty and loved. Sometimes, there are girls who don't even need to try to get attention. That's all good. It's the ones who NEED attention constantly that I feel need to be avoided. I don't mind outgoing. But when she's over the top outgoing? Super loud and obnoxious and conceited outgoing? How whack. Even if you were incredibly awesome, why are you trying to attract so much attention? Just chill. Don't get overly excited and yell all the time. Don't get overly angry and cause a scene. Just because you're a girl and I'm a guy does not mean I have to shut my mouth every time you're overreacting just to get attention.

  3. Miss Alter Ego

  Super heroes are cool. The young boy in every guy always smile when super heroes are talked about. Super heroes have alter egos to protect their friends from villains. Understandable. But why would anyone want to date a girl who had an alter ego? Super chill girl in person, online she's a celebrity? Okay, I've seen those. I've kind of been turned off by that. She can't keep it real in person? There's always the girl who is one way around you and totally different around her friends. I can understand slight differences, but when she can't remember the difference between the likes and dislikes she told you from the likes and dislikes she told her friends, its kinda shady. What are you hiding Miss?
  

  4. Miss Overly Insecure

  It's okay to be jealous. It's sometimes a bit cute. It's okay to need a little ego boost every now and then. Guys can tell when you're trying to be a little more pretty. Just not when you pay for a haircut and do very little to it. However, don't let your insecurities take control and start accusing us of stupid crap like cheating on you or looking at another girl. If it's the latter, SO FUCKING WHAT? I had a friend who came in my house with her boyfriend and she was just flat out pissed off and it seemed like she caught him in bed with her mother, but what did he do? Look a little longer at the girl at the drive through. But cheating on you just because we looked? Just because we don't compliment you on every single thing you do? Just because we don't respond to every single "I'm bored" text or "I'm hungry" text? Please, if we're with you, we're with you for a reason. You can't be the only one thing in our lives. Don't hate us because you aren't.

  5. Miss La La Land

  Daydreaming is fun sometimes. Playing video games, watching movies, reading books, or anything to escape the real world is not uncommon. Go ahead. Say we're your Edward or Superman or Romeo. Dress up like your favorite character. It's cute sometimes. However, if our relationship is a theme? Well, I don't know. Edward and Bella don't really talk about worrying about the electric bill. It's cool to play and pretend every now and then, but when the real world and La La Land merge, it's usually never a pretty site. I love Princess Jasmine and Aladdin. I think it would be kinda hot if I had a girlfriend who dressed up as her at night just for my eyes. Roleplay is kinda sexy. But 24/7? Uhhh...no thank you.

  6. Miss Domantrix in Public, Sweetie in Private.

  I'm not into all the whips and chains things, but some guys are. Cool. Whatever floats your boat. But when she is dominating in public, and sweet in private, it's not cool. I don't like being "whipped" and I didn't like when she bragged about that and overstated that to all my friends. I didn't like her acting like the boss constantly and then when we were alone, she tried to act all sweet and innocent and a complete damzel in distress. That ain't cool. You basically wanted to make me look like a punk in front of all my friends just for your entertainment. Well, act like a boss in public, get your heartbroken in private, and the next day act like you broke up with me. Either way, I can't deal with your split personality.

  7. Miss Cheat on Your Man

  Grr. I always get myself in trouble liking girls who have boyfriends. As much as I'd love to steal one away, the girls who make the first move are the ones I feel should be avoided. Flirting with another guy while you have a boyfriend is just wrong ladies. Sure, it makes me feel special. I get an ego boost, but how do I know  that if you get with me, you won't be flirting with the next guy while we're still together? It's not a good thing to make part of your personality. As much as I'd like to be the guy you can't see yourself cheating on, I'd rather not take the chance on you if I know you committed the crime once before.

  8. Miss Confused and Fickle

  Just as annoying as it is when you go to the same place every day and stare at the menu for ten minutes because you don't know what you want, it is annoying when you don't know what you want when it comes to a relationship or even if you like boys or girls. Most guys would love a bi-sexual girl because he could brag to his friends that he could score a menage a trois with his girlfriend's girl. But me? Eff that. If you don't know if you like boys or girls, don't get into a relationship with me until you're sure. Don't try to do any Trial and Error. I don't want to be the error. If you know what you prefer, cool. Now are you sure I'm your type? Do you even have a type? Why are we going out? I'm just asking because I'd rather not be the guy that you look at and think "why am I with him" and then you come over, give me a kiss, and tell me that you love me.

  9. Miss Dependent and not Ashamed

  It might be the year of the Gentleman, but it's also the year of Miss Independent. So miss dependent? Get your act together. I can understand if you just CAN'T be independent. I understand life is hard and you might need a partner to help you out. However, make the effort to be a little independent at least. If you're hungry, sure, I'll go buy you some food or make you something...but if that's because you can't do it for yourself? No thank you. If you're tight with money, sure, I'll help you out a little...but don't ask me to pay your bills and get mad if I don't. It's okay to ask for help, it's not okay to ask for help when you don't absolutely need it. Make the effort to at least look for a job. Got a job? Make the effort to save your money instead of buying pointless shit and asking me to help you pay for the important stuff.

  10. Miss Apathetic.

  Apathy kills. Especially in a relationship. If I get a promotion or a raise and tell you, cmon be excited! If I buy you a present and you like it, be excited! If I make you upset, be upset! Let me know if you're supportive, interested, and if I'm doing the right thing. I'd rather you tell me what I'm doing wrong than to let me keep doing it till you decide enough is enough. Shoot, I thought you like when I give you neck massages for no reason. You never complained about it before. Shoot, I just got a promotion and pay raise baby! What do you mean "good for you"? Uhh thanks. Get chipper sweetie or I'm going to assume something's wrong and don't you dare label me as Mr. Paranoid. You don't like chocolate? Oh you do? Wait. But when I bought you some Ghirardelli you didn't even care.. Gahdblessit! cmon! Show some emotion and give a damn about SOMETHING.
  

  Hmm. I'm going to need some help on this one. Fellas? Edit/add to my list.

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