Saturday, 08 August 2009
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craptacular posts and what I'd rather see.
Obviously I have no objections to women posting on mancouch (might be because I have t*ts and a vagina).
What I do have a problem with is my inner tomboy likes to come out and play on this site. Growing up skateboarding, playing video games, or made up card games that involved someone punching the person to their right just because they got an ace, I have to say, I ran with the boys and could keep up just fine.
I think Scarlet Johansson is hot, and same with Megan Fox, but I also think both would be better if they kept their trap shut (my boyfriend is in favor of my opinions). I want to watch a movie where people blow shit up or chop off appendages. I think bodily functions are laughable. Oh, and when the guy totally bites it on his skateboard I too am between thinking "ow" and cackling "Holy shit did you see that guy eat the pavement!"
I also like my man blog to be a man blog. I want the cliche dammit.
I would love to see posts on better beer, more hot chicks, great videos, cars and what not, and every once and a while, I'd like the idea of a good bar fight too.
What would you like to see on mancouch? Cause I sure as hell know it isn't Robert Patinson or little three year old girls holding flowers.
Mancouch says: Haha, our post were titled Robert Pattinson smells disgusting and has homeless person hair and Robert Pattinson's douchiness. Too much Twilight for ya? Cuz I can respect that..
If you have posts on better beer, hot chicks, great video and bar fights, submit them here.
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Comments (43)
I want to see photoshopped pictures of Rob Pattinson dying in creative ways.
That sounds horrible of me, but HE MUST BE STOPPED.
I want you to come up with a better post then. In the end most girls fail to come up with great posts because they'll never think like a man.
"What I do have a problem with is my inner tomboy likes to come out and play on this site."
And I can't stand girls wasting even more Mancouch posts by bitching.
Beer!
Is that like, the only picture of Scarlet Johansson?
you so fcuken rock. haha i agree with everything you just said in your post. it kills. bar fights hottness.
Robert Patinson is ugleh :]
@ViciousGrin63@xanga - my thoughts exactly.
@BunnyParfait@xanga - ditto.
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - I second that notion!
@BunnyParfait@xanga - I think trhis is her way of saying all of these posts are "pointless". I think she's trying to steal your fire, Bunny!
LOL I am with ya on that , more BEER!!
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - I want to see a post of her telling me what is her favorite beer to drink or her favorite position to have sex in. This way, everybody, including her, wins.
I thinks she's right on, any of those thing would kick ass.
Your picture slightly reminds me of Kristen Stewart.
@BunnyParfait@xanga - Amen to that.
She's being a total hypocrite by wasting a post by whining about girls' lame posts when she could easily have made one about any of the topics she mentioned and then, as an aside, urged people to write more posts in that fashion. And I for one don't care how tomboyish she is, and don't get why she wasted half a post about it.
@mynameisblueskye@xanga - LOL She could never steal my fire. :D
@Lord_of_the_Pixie_stix@xanga - I know right? That's why I say no pussies writing for Mancouch. >_> Bitches don't know when to shut up.
BEER PLEASE!
I think that your ideals would much better suit a blog called boycouch.
Then again, this blog has always been boycouch. I haven't seen one single post on here that exemplifies how a man should be or what any man with any shred of intelligence would be interested in. While there have been more than enough posts on how "hot" Megan Fox is (12 year old boy flipping through Seventeen hoping to catch a glimpse of a nipple anyone?) or how walking through the feminine aisle makes all of you little boys feel so "icky", I haven't seen one post on politics. I haven't seen any kind of a post asking about men's opinions on cash for clunkers, not a word about the two reporters that have recently returned home from North Korea, and not a peep on the rallies and tyranny in Iran. People have been beaten and killed. You guys are interested in blood and guts, aren't you? What about riots? Maybe the stories don't involve farting noises or beer, so they of course are not fit for your obviously superior tastes, but I can assure you that they do, in fact, involve blood and guts.
What about entries on how to be handy? You know, make yourself useful instead of moronically blather on all the time about how women can now pee standing up? I mean Jesus. I am a teenage girl and if it weren't for the lack of anyone giving a shit about how fucking dumb the majority of our men are today and we actually had more men who weren't blubbering dipshits, I'd swear that every single author here on mancouch is a ten-year-old boy obsessed with tonka trucks and "hot chicks", because you guys just discovered what your weewees were for.
Who is Robert Pattison? O_o Oh, never mind, I looked him up. Why would you post about this guy again?
As for three year old girls holding flowers... That could be one excellent and creepy post if you know how to work it.
@BunnyParfait@xanga - I think I have an idea. To tell you the truth, i have always had a thing for TheTudor Rose. I couldn't fight the urge to rub it to her pictures once. I have a thing for tomboys.
@mynameisblueskye@xanga - LOL. She's not my type; looks too much like Kristin Stewart. Anything that reminds me of Twilight is a turn off.
@sizzl@xanga - I'm not seeing how politics is a "man" topic; it's not stereotypical of what men like at all actually. Sure they dominate the political sector but they also dominate the fashion industry; I don't see how either would necessarily be desirable on mancouch by that factor alone.
" People have been beaten and killed. You
guys are interested in blood and guts, aren't you? What about riots?
Maybe the stories don't involve farting noises or beer, so they of
course are not fit for your obviously superior tastes, but I can assure
you that they do, in fact, involve blood and guts."
That's just a rude and highly ignorant thing to say; exploiting the death of people for entertainment when it's happening in real life is not appropriate.
" What about entries on how to be handy? You
know, make yourself useful instead of moronically blather on all the
time about how women can now pee standing up?"
Or maybe they should make a post about how dumb bitches like yourself can become more useful instead of bitching all the time?
"I mean Jesus. I am a teenage girl and if it
weren't for the lack of anyone giving a shit about how fucking dumb the
majority of our men are today and we actually had more men who weren't
blubbering dipshits, I'd swear that every single author here on
mancouch is a ten-year-old boy obsessed with tonka trucks and "hot
chicks", because you guys just discovered what your weewees were for."
Oh here we go: a teenage girl thinking she knows everything about men because she's dated two jerk offs in her teenage life. You're not a woman, what makes you think you know anything about real men? Do you think you're a woman because you discovered what your vagina was for? LOL gtfo.
@BunnyParfait@xanga - Thanks for killing a buzz that hasn't even started yet. Haha!
@mynameisblueskye@xanga - lmao :D my baddd.
@BunnyParfait@xanga - It's cool.
You did give me an idea, though. Haha!