Thursday, 06 August 2009

  • Sex On the Beach (And I Don't Mean the Drink)

    A couple of nights ago, my husband and I decided to visit Brighton Beach.



    At 2 in the morning.


    It was actually pretty nice, if you overlooked the screaming group of swimmers, the weed-smoking teenage groups, and the people having sex.

    Wait, what?

    Yeah, as we were walking down the dark beach, we saw a couple under a blanket, making love. It was actually kind of sweet and made us wish we'd brought a couple of blankets too. The sound of the waves was nice, and you could actually see the stars (not a common sight in the city).

    My husband and I actually have a list of places we want to have sex.

    On a beach (of course).
    On a balcony.
    On top of a pool table.
    In a pool.
    In a cop car (when he becomes a cop... I wonder what the repercussions for that would be).

     
    (Image Source).. And please look at the fullview, it's... um... educational.

    I'm sure we're not the only ones who have a list like this. Fess up! If you could have sex anywhere, where would it be?

Comments (98)

  • laytexduckie@xanga

    Hahahahahah . . . . Mini.

  • changemeloveme@xanga

    sex on the beach is better than sand in your crotch.

    the beach is definetly one place on my 'to do' list so to speak
    another is in a fire truck....i've got my eye on a fire fighter at the moment haha

  • Uwrote@xanga

    Wait, is that would as in plan to or have done?

    *cough*

  • aurastar@xanga

    Aha, totally!  I have a nice list of things I want to do sexually at one point or another.


    Oh, the sexiest thing of all!  Having sex with your true love on a rooftop while it's raining!  So romantic!  Sex in a pool is on the list, too.  I don't like the idea of sex on a beach, though.  Too sandy.  Also, just once I'd like to try oral under the table of a public restaurant.  Or at least some sensual touching.

  • givemecoke@xanga

    ha ha i've done 3 of those already (the ones you listed)...

    I wont say which three..

  • Neowind@xanga

    They need to bring scandlish back.

  • C0ll33Ncorps@xanga

    Sex on the beach sounded nice... then I realized I'd rather not get sand in my vagina.

  • Mr_Jin@xanga

    Sex on the beach sounds more fun than it is...especially if you get sand on your junk.

    Then it just feels like you're having sex with sandpaper, not fun.

  • bailish@lovelyish

    If you want to have sex on the beach, then you got to use the wetter sand near the water. Otherwise, you'll have to listen to your  girlfriend's complaints about sand in her hair the whole way back home.

    My own personal fantasy--sex on an elevator. Take it all the way up to the top floor. Then when someone requests it on the bottom floor, you can count down with the floor numbers to climax.

  • laurenmaureen@xanga
  • darkjim18@xanga

    beach, pool, hot tub, at were i work, ummm

  • StylishMudd@xanga

    LOL my friend and I were having a conversation about having sex on the beach...Us plus 11 more people (most of which are couples) are planning a trip to Wildwood (It's waay down in southern jersey) for 3 days and 2 nights and she told me that she and her boyfriend are planning to "make love" on the beach (she actually didn't say make love..hence the quotation marks) and I thought that was a neat idea. Never really thought of it myself..dunno why. Haha but doing something as intriguing as having sex on the beach is definitely a memory keeper. 

  • tsuimei@xanga

    I love this topic, it's almost a competition with me and my friends just for fun.

    The beach... Is it that hard? I had NO problem with it when I tried it-- blanket, ready set go.

    I think it'd be fun to try these places:

    the roof
    dock
    top of a car
    the half developed house down the street
    and the challenge would be... library.

    c'est la vie. Haha.

  • Sunshine08x21@xanga

    Ha, my husband and I have a list of over 50 places. We're almost half way done =] We've knocked out the ones you have listed, minus the cop car. Good luck with that ;)


    Sex on the beach - I highly recommend. But bring a blanket!
    A balcony is fine, as long as you don't have nosy neighbors.
    On top of a pool table was pretty badass...until our friends walked in.
    In the pool was fun because you're practically weightless, but having sex in the water can be painful for some women. So be careful =]


    I'd be here forever typing the places on my list that we've done and have yet to try. You're married, so you understood the kind of things you have to do to keep your sex life spicy =]

  • MangoWOW@xanga

    I really want to do it on the beach but I live in Miami and the beaches are pretty populated. I almost did it in the water once but after realizing his mom and little sister were on shore we decided to separate.
    I would love to do it in a pool, on a balcony, the kitchen counter, and somewhere public but hidden.
    I've done it in the car a bunch of times but its just too cramped.

  • anonymous

    I'm going on a vacation to Colorado soon, and my bf and I thought of in the mountains on a starry night. Be sweet, literally no one goes up there at night apparently. Just have to drive down very carefully.

  • Rainkiss8708@xanga

    Haha I didn't know people actually did that.
    Yeah you wouldn't have to worry about the sand if you have a blanket under you and know where the showers are ;)
    I'd love to do it in the rain, in a man made heated lake, on a kitchen counter, in a bath tub, on a bathroom floor, in a recliner, on a bean bag chair next to a lit fire place, in a church, at a concert, on a roof, in a pick-up truck, at a park, and in a sauna.

  • fried_ryce@xanga

    LMAO. iono. I imagine sex on the beach would be uncomfortable though. The sand could get annoying.

  • flyawaysuperman@xanga
  • aliceandrandy@xanga

    wow top of a car eh. Spice up your life (=

  • CarriePWN@xanga

    library for sure.
    and a car wash is starting to sound like a good idea

  • icebreakers_38@xanga

    @Sunshine08x21@xanga - I know what you mean about the underwater thing. just because instead of it being "slippery" its just "watery". haha
    i didn't know anyone else had that problem, lmao

    Ohh, & on trampolines and in the girls bathroom at work was fun, too :P

  • herecomesthemoon@xanga
  • Littoface@xanga

    @Sunshine08x21@xanga - LOL wooow. I salute you. I've done it in some risky places, but you sound like you have a special treat every week. ;DD (And pfft our sex life hasn't suffered yet.. haven't been married long enough haha)

  • Littoface@xanga

    @Rainkiss8708@xanga - ...Oh god. I was checking off which on your list I've done... 6 of them. 8D Oh and the bathtub is reaaaally uncomfortable, unless you have a really big one. 

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