The Jerk Out Work Out

Tuesday, 04 August 2009

The Jerk Out Work Out
Ladies, there is a new way to get strong, sexy arms and shoulders. Without further ado, I present to you, the Shake Weight.

This is a new and never before thought of workout! By moving your hands up and down quickly around a long cylindrical object, you get one hell of a workout!

Who would have thought.

I know, I know what you're thinking - I'm skeptical about the 6 minutes a day thing too.

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Oh dear lord.
- 8/4/2009 3:28 PM
- i_r_keiko@xanga (message)
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-facepalm-
Really? Really. -__-'
- 8/4/2009 3:32 PM
- depp_and_meaningful@xanga (message)
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wow...rofl
- 8/4/2009 3:33 PM
- Opaque_Life@xanga (message)
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Oh hell...I'm sending this to all my lady friends.
- 8/4/2009 3:38 PM
- SladeTheGreyFox@xanga (message)
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dynamic inertia? is that what they call a handjob nowadays? lol
- 8/4/2009 3:42 PM
- MochaMoose230@xanga (message)
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Wow this is uncomfortable. It's the same feeling as Uncanny Valley...
- 8/4/2009 3:43 PM
- EarthsAzureLight@xanga (message)
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loool...something both men and women can enjoy
- 8/4/2009 3:48 PM
- chinkdub@xanga (message)
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I wonder why there's only women in that ad. Hmmm...
- 8/4/2009 3:49 PM
- In_Reason_I_Trust@xanga (message)
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You're funny

@MochaMoose230@xanga - You're a funny girl.
- 8/4/2009 3:51 PM
- Neowind@xanga (message)
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so that means that women will have both arms trained the same...not like men...
- 8/4/2009 3:52 PM
- NiDH0GG@xanga (message)
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At the end of the 6 minutes the end facing the woman explodes with confetti. Sometimes it explodes in only 2 or 3 minutes, on rare occasions it will go as long as 15 minutes, though if it shakes that long before exploding then it can't be used for a day or two as it recovers...
- 8/4/2009 3:54 PM
- bosefius@xanga (message)
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Seriously?
- 8/4/2009 3:56 PM
- ElusiveSoul@xanga (message)
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I was just about to write about this!
- 8/4/2009 3:57 PM
- nprospect (message)
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@nprospect - haha Sorry! xD
@bosefius@xanga - rofl Talk about taking it as far as it can go. xD ..The metaphor. I meant the metaphor. ...Nothing I say will sound right to me anymore.
- 8/4/2009 4:21 PM
- Littoface@xanga (message)
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LMAO. Dynamic inertia ain't nothin' new!
- 8/4/2009 4:30 PM
- PsychedelicBreakfast@xanga (message)
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They make it sound like "Use this for 6 minutes for a day and you'll tone your arms"
I strongly doubt it's better than normal free weights. I even noticed two work out plans they showed near the end where they aren't even shaking it and are actually the same thing you're doing with normal weights.
Epic Fail
- 8/4/2009 4:48 PM
- Duke6932@xanga (message)
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"research done at a prestigious california university" LOL
- 8/4/2009 5:04 PM
- ordinary_gir1@xanga (message)
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oh yeah i saw that. pretty awesome when your hands dont grip tightly enough and it smacks you in the face.
- 8/4/2009 5:36 PM
- snapeful@xanga (message)
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OMG, I almost died during that one.

I gotta say, this thing is almost as stupid as the Tiddy Bear, but much more amusing to consider!
- 8/4/2009 5:51 PM
- ColorGuardGoth89@xanga (message)
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Hahaha.
- 8/4/2009 7:06 PM
- IrishCream41@xanga (message)
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My wife usually gets this workout for about an hour a day and it doesn't tone s%*t!!
- 8/4/2009 8:06 PM
- thenothingreport (message)
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and women PAY for this thing?
- 8/4/2009 8:36 PM
- Chinese_Sait0u@xanga (message)
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HAHAHAHAHA
- 8/4/2009 8:36 PM
- Non_Cherie@xanga (message)
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I already have good upper body muscles. I do at least 50 pushups a day (yeah I know, it's not much, but I know women who can't even do one...). I want to see a jerk-out stomach work out, haha!
- 8/4/2009 9:52 PM
- joycemiles@xanga (message)
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Mmm dynamic inertia. ^_-
- 8/4/2009 9:58 PM
- King_of_The_Night@xanga (message)
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