Words can't suffice... hence this picture:
Don't worry though - it's a "fake" skid mark.
Here's the official description (we highlighted the best parts):
The "Underwear / Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion.
Leave the "Underwear / Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown).
I am pretty hard to rattle. I can live with
menstrual art. I can even stomach
Tara Reid. But Skid Mark Safes make me want to vomit!
And yet, how incredibly ingenious. Who would ever think to look inside a pair of these bad boys?
What do you think: vomitous or ingenious?
Comments (47)
Hahaha, this is actually kind of hilarious. I think must people would just do better to keep their cash in their wallets though.
vomitous AND ingenous.
This is absolute genious! My problem is, is that IF i would ever buy a pair of these.. .and IF i had enough courage to place my valuables in them, there's a good chance that i wouldn't ever want to get them out.... And something tells me that the bumper stickers on every Ford F-150 and every Chevy Silverado that says "Out of a job yet? Keep buying foreign" prooooooobably didn't refer to this domestic wonder... gotta love the made in usa part of that... shit stained underwear... just what i want my country endorsing...
ingenious.
So fart burns do serve a purpose. Interesting.
All I can say is...LMAO!!
@AnchorsAwayx@xanga - Vomitous, I hope you are the only one to rec this... Arff.
@pureboy123@xanga - haha sorry, i loved it :P
wow.
To quote the Guinness guys:
BRILLIANT!!
I say whatever keeps your stuff safe lol. Pretty smart idea. Glad to know it's not a real skid mark.
What if someone tries to wash them with all your cash inside. O.o
Why not make your OWN pair?
Both!
Little of both. I seem to lean towards "vomitous" though.
genius.. i like it..
@Meowmeowkimmaee@xanga - LMAO ewww!
You might as well just hide your money in other spots, since that's all you're doing. Hide them in a tampon box or something?
I clicked on both links, and I would be more disgusted by menstrual art. Imagine having to dip your paintbrush in that.. gunk. Was it the Star Wars theme that won you over?
I say those briefs are ingenious. They`re not even the real thing.thinks that you would spend more time explaining WHY those were out to the extent every crook in the neighborhood would know... no no really see..dips a finger... chocolate....
im dry heaving over that image... goddamn thats gross, even if it is fake man fuck. this is why i think Bidets should be common place like in Japan and France.
ALSO... if a would-be-crook saw those and he was with someone he'd probably take a near by shoe and take it out and wave it around to poke fun at it... then the cash would fall out.
Its a gross/possibly effective idea.. but someone who's hard up to break into a motherfuckers house aint worrying about a little dookie on his/her already-gloved hands.
brilliant for sure.
but ew! haha.
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i'd want to capture the thief's expression rather than actually capturing him. i picture them all having the martin lawrence disgusted look...face all contorted...
ingenious.both ^_^