There comes a time in everyone's life (or maybe not) where they become convinced the Universe hates them or perhaps that the Universe was created simply as some cruel game made to torment them. This is that moment for me. When I was first directed to the website proving this atrocity's existence all I could feel was anger, but now I am just sad and exasperated.
I think this is a moment in time where humanity really has to look itself in the mirror and say, "Really? We have the gift of reason and opposable thumbs which have given us dominion over the animals of the land and this is what we've done with it?"
I guess the concept of "with great power, comes great responsibility" went right out the window, didn't it? Oh well, you tried, Spider-Man, you tried.
You see, mancouch, society has finally ended. It's been a good run, it really has. We've had some good times. Those Ancient Greeks were really something weren't they? But now it's time to move on. I really can't see how society can continue to exist now that there is a
Snuggie for dogs.
Who really hates their dog enough to do this to them? What the hell, Snuggie creators? Was destroying any possibility of humans being taken seriously either by future generations or aliens not enough? Now you have to torment some poor fucking dogs?
I thought we were in a freaking depression. Who in their right mind is actually spending money on this?
And do I even have to mention that dogs, you know, have FUCKING FUR ALL OVER THEIR BODIES!
Where did we go wrong? I've lost all sense of being. If you see some one walking their dog in a goddamn Snuggie, just walk over to the owner and punch them in the face
. Please. I don't ask for much. It's doing your part to make the world a better place. The dog will thank you and I will thank you and every person with a properly working central nervous system will thank you.
Have you ever joined in the desecration of humanity and bought a Snuggie product? Would you?
Comments (61)
Oh good lord. WHY?!
Oh Snuggies. They won't stop till they infiltrate all our defenses. They're like a disease, a comfy, odd, embarrassing disease. Like herpes I suppose.
There is nothing great about a snuggie. It's a backwards robe. And I wouldn't doubt if there was some little doggie robe out there for dogs.
...I'm ................hmm.
LOL! THE DOGS PLAYING BACKGAMMON (I think backgammon...) OH... MY... GOD... that is FRICKEN hilarious.
LOL OR THE REMOTE AND POPCORN! SERIOUSLY LOL!
The pictures said it all.
The best thing I ever saw was when i was in san luis and these people were walking their dog with booties on. fucking booties! it's a dog! Laughed my ass off. And one time I saw these two flaming queens walking their rat/dog hybrid with a leopard fur coat. Is there no end to the madness.
That's sad.
I LOLed at the dogs playing backgammon, too.
Actually, this is like a dream gift for one of my dogs. Her favorite thing in the world is to snuggle up to a fleece blanket. And she LIKES to wear clothes (I despise dressing dogs but when she gets excited at the sight of her shirts, I relent) so this would make her happy beyond belief.
I posted about this on Sunday, I think the commercial is the lack of human intelligence. haha
Well, clearly doggies like to sit back and have a Friday night movie night with a bowl o' pockorn. They have the right to be comfy too!!
Lame!
The only thing my dog will wear, and that I will put on her is a bandana and her collar.
That collie looks so BEAUTIFUL. Â They do look rather cute, if you forget that they're torture devices or whatever.
I think once dogs start playing backgammon and have control of the remote, you know we're fucked.
*facepalm*
dogs playing backgammon. nice.
hilarious post. I can't believe they have these for dogs. Absolutely funny. someone is going to make mad money.
To bad it is off of animals though. If they had thumbs I bet most would take the crap people put on them off.
I agreee that we shouldn't be spending money on this during the depression, but in reference to your "And do I even have to mention that dogs, you know, have FUCKING FUR ALL OVER THEIR BODIES!", so do humans, but does that mean those in the north can walk around nude in January?
ahahahahahahahahaha.
i want a snuggie, but i'd never buy one for my dog. she'd eat it.
My dogs would crap all over the place if we tried to put any piece of clothing on them. They hate everything. They have their own blankets so they don't need snuggies.
For real? The Snuggie itself was bad enough...
"And do I even have to mention that dogs, you know, have FUCKING FUR ALL OVER THEIR BODIES!"
That's the hard-hitter, right there. It needed to be said. Best part imo.
well that seems pointless, wouldnt it just fall off?
lol, what dicks.
If my dogs could talk they'd probably say "Wtf?" and smack me over the head if I was to purchase such an atrocity.
Is there any reason used in the original snuggie commercial that would be applicable to dogs? My dog doesn't normally have a problem answering the phone while under a blanket.