Once upon a time (but really about 9 years ago), I remember seeing this pretty girl that I liked.
I had these odd feelings for her that consisted of more than what the average 11 year old's brain should. I realized that this girl was a woman, and that they are totally different creatures than men, and I didn't mind that difference at all.
This small story was only to bring me to the core of this topic, which is about women.
Stuff Men Like #2: Women1. Sexy boobs
Wow, this motivational poster finished my last sentence!
Men like to squeeze boobs, play with them, and give them the tender loving care that only men can.
Well, then again, of course, when we see other women doing it to each other, we don't mind either. Women try to dismiss boobs as just being lumps of fat, which still fails to demean their importance in this world. I argue that babies are just lumps of fat, but that doesn't prevent women from hugging and cuddling them.
We must exercise caution however, seeing as women sometimes use these things for their own... wait, what was I talking about?
2. VaginaThe other reason why men like women is of course, the vagina, but I can't post pictures of that.
3. A Great ButtThe other things men like about women, is of course...
When boobs fail, a great butt always helps.
In some cases it's actually preferred over the former.
4. MiscellaneousThere are also other miscellaneous things that us guys like about women, such as hair color, faces, lips, curves, and hips, but these will be discussed later. They are different, so expect them to misunderstand why you like the manly stuff/hobbies that you like
In some cases, there are women who actually like man stuff, such as (including but not limited to) video games, sports, cars, playing musical instruments, intelligent discussion, Mancouch, eating things with hot sauce, Ninjas, samurai, etc. but these are quite uncommon, and if they possess all of the 3 of the things listed in the above paragraph, and at least 2 of the manly things in this paragraph, then we make reference to them as the "Holy Grail", and try to marry them as quickly as possible.
But I'm pretty sure we'd be happy if they just had the first 3 things I mentioned, right?
What do you like most about women?
Mancouch says: I love how everything beside boobs, bajingos and butts (the three Bs?) is "other miscellaneous things". Awesome.
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i've found myself more turned on by curves than by big boobs. in fact, big boobs are a turn off to me. the curves are where it's at.
gasp! no personality traits (other than the tiny blurb in "miscellaneous")? curse the inability to motorboat intangible things... =p
I like the way the female responds to compliments about those attributes you mentioned ( hair, figure, intelligence, etc. ).
I play musical instrument, sports (basketball) and like intelligent discussion and ninja..
marry me! :)
Wow, that is usually what men go for and I understand I guess. Now Ive got to agree with MissPixieGlitter you have got to add personality to that to and you may score some points with the women.
Haha babies are just lumps of fat!? That's horrible, and would guys really want those things and not a good personality? I definitely think that should have been a number on your list.
haha these posts are entertaining.
A woman, no matter how much she wants to, can't argue with anything you just said.
Those are the facts.
since when is playing a musical instrument "manly"
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I'm just pleased that I am a Holy Grail woman
I shall celebrate by eating something smothered in hot sauce.
Err, I don't know if I have all of the three B's, but I do like playing musical instruments, intelligent discussion, and Mancouch.
@Tals12349@xanga - I personally think personality, as well as wonderful eyes, are good, too. Having a girl with curves and crap don't mean dick, if she doesn't like your face, the size of your boat, or your motion in the ocean, let alone YOUR personality. You know? So, I agree with you there.
@voodoo____child@xanga - Since women used to flock to Motley Crue, and Aerosmith. Remember when Aerosmith and ZZ Top used to be manly music? Haha!
so... boobs, vagina and a great ass complete a woman?
*le sigh* what ever having a nice personality?
@ROCKtheB0ATx@xanga - Er...I covered thaton my last vomment.
So no man likes a personality ? Confidence isnt sexy ?
A great ass and a nice rack. Duh.
Female infiltrator here.
Guys do NOT know what to do with boobs. Oh, yeah, sure, they know how to use boobs to turn themselves on. Of course, since just looking at them works, everything else is kinda icing on the cake. (Hmmm . . . icing . . . boobs . . .)
But they have no clue how to use boobs to turn on the possessor of said boobs. Wake up, guys! It's an erogeonous zone.
interesting post.. but what's up with boobs?
BOOBS ARE FIRST ON THE LIST BECAUSE A GIRL'S PERSONALITY CAN BE DECIEVING BECAUSE OF THEIR BOOBS BEING IN THE WAY. YES I KNOW WHERE YOUR EYES ARE, BUT IT IS MORE INTERESTING LOOKING AT YOUR BOOBIES, SORRY.
@fueledbylaura@xanga - Unless if you were a friend of a friend of the guy, personality is hardly the first thing that a guy would notice. Guys size woman within the first minute of meeting her.
I'm happy my boyfriend is fine with small boobs haha. He likes them, and he has learned how to play with them to not only turn him on but to turn me on
. I have been told that I have a nice bum. and of course seeing as I'm a woman I have a vagina. Yey! I love to look at cars and under the hood [even though I have NO clue how the things work or what they're for...]. Mancouch is probably the best part on Xanga. I like video games even though I lose a lot. I like fishing hehe. I used to play the electric bass, but my friend ditched me so I have no one to play with. There are lots of "manly" things I like to do.
I would like to say all men have different tastes in women though. Not every guy in the world is going to find a single girl hot. Just saying.
Awesome post though.
this is original
I hate Mancouch. Why is the spike TV set so full of dipshits and cowards?
@Neowind@xanga - Well at least you're honest about it.
And since when was playing musical instruments manly?? It applies to both sexes.
@fueledbylaura@xanga - Agreed.
And sense of humour? And a great ability to cook?
Hello?