Sunday, 02 August 2009
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Best 0r@l EVAR
So after reading the comments on 0r@l s3x and "The Tap", a few got me to thinking.
First of all, to the gentlemen claiming that females are harder to please than males I must call you all out.
As a young female who does know her body and how quickly it can (or can not) achieve climax, I can honestly say that expecting a male to get me off is not that far fetched, especially if I have already helped him out, so to speak. You just have to know what you're doing, and have a partner who is willing to tell you what she likes and dislikes.
Also, you were correct in saying that most of the females that commented claimed to be pros at giving head because they've been dealing with younger guys, who are much, much easier to make climax (sorry boys, it's true).
My boyfriend is almost five years my senior and damn near impossible to make climax via oral. He's much more experienced than I am and much harder to please. I've gotten "the tap" out of mercy for my poor jaw, but I'm also much more determined than most (read: 45+ minutes of determination).
I don't claim to be magnificent at anything I do and am always open to suggestions.
So gentlemen (and ladies), if you were going to give a female advice on how to go about giving the best 0r@l s3x EVAR, what would your advice be?
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What? annoy what guy?
I think this post is speaking to the wrong crowd. I have zero experience with male oral sex. I had a chance at getting oral before, but I blew it by telling her I think we're going too fast on the first date.
I, by no means, am a pro at this but here are some tips and guys PLEASE feel free to agree or disagree. Keeping it wet is a necessity, no teeth, eye contact and patience. Good luck
go for everything. dont just stick to the cock, lick/ suck/ play with the balls and chode too, it feels amazing and switch off between them all. oh yea, and if you swallow when he climaxes, he'll really appreciate it.
Wetter sex is better sex!
It's like a lollipop or ice cream cone. Never EVER use teeth. Do not deep throat if you have a sensitive gag reflex, no one likes vomit on their junk, or anywhere for that matter. Most men like their heads.
I'm no expert but some things I've learned. :P
I've had those candies before. XP
Okay, I'm not exactly super experienced, as I have only given oral to one person in my entire life and only tried it a few times, however, this is a guy who has never ever been turned on by oral sex before and also tends to normally go three to five hours without climax even when he's trying to and I was able to get him to cum within an hour.
Some things that I noticed may or may not help, but at least I'm trying something to comment on. First off, when you are sucking, it is not breathing in. You can suck constantly and breath in and out at the same time. Try it. Also, use your tongue. Not just in licking, but use your tongue while you are sucking. When you are sucking on his head, try swirling your tongue around the whole thing at the same time. It might be difficult, but remember that you do not have to keep your head still. It is completely okay to tilt it in a direction that may make it easier on your mouth. You do not always have to put your whole mouth around his whole member. Try sucking on the side or something and not just putting the tip of the stick in your mouth. You do not have to move your head up and down his length all the time. You can pause for a moment and move your tongue around and take a moment to suck just a little bit harder.
Another tip, keep yourself please while you are pleasing him. The more into it you are the better a job you will do, the harder you will suck and the more he will enjoy it. Two things you can try are rubbing your clit while you are pleasing him, and also including some type of food in the blowjob, like honey, whipped cream, ect. It helps.
Once again, I am not an expert, but on many an occassion I have been called a "Queen" at blowjobs by random people for the way I explain things and how I go about them, the way I eat certain foods (coughicecreamcough) and most of all from my boyfriend who says I am the only girl who can get him to enjoy a blowjob at all and can even get him to cum. So, yeah, maybe my tips will help, maybe you already knew these things. I feel like I could give classes on how to suck a guy..............
Watch the teeth.
don't choke on it. don't have lockjaw.
licking the underside of his penis, rubbing your thumb around his head..idk whyyy but my bf likes it a lot haaaa! and swallow... it's not /that/ bad.
i don't think it hasmuch to o with age, just keeping it interesting and fun. grab him by the balls dude. any old guy loves that. lol.:D
ps- sex can be funny.:D it's supposed to be fun.:D don't forget that.
First of all, I am totally with you on the 45+ minutes of determination! This is apparetly one of the reasons I'm so "good" is because I don't give up halfway through. But on tips... I'd love to hear 'em too 'cause I don't even know what I do! I just get in the zone and do it haha (yes I seriously do have like a total mindset for it, I become a completely different person). But hey whatever it is it works if I'm -supposedly- the first girl that could ever get my man off with head (and trust me he has had his share of women).
I generally find that a) Pace is important. If you don't keep a steady pace, it takes longer. I'm not saying you can't start slow and speed up, but don't be erratic about it. b)You don't nesiccarily have to actually suck. Just keep your lips tight (note I don't say mouth... mouth too tight = teeth) and use your tongue a lot to apply pressure. c) Also in regards to using the tongue, lick it! A lot! Not just while it's out of your mouth but whilst it's in there too. d) If you can, deep throat. I understand the gag reflex is hard to get past, but you should totally work on that shit if you can because it apparently feels amazing. e) Deep throat part two: don't just shove it down your throat and leave it, actually um... f*** your throat with it. You will find that even if you don't have a gag reflex just taking it down, this will test you! Go slow at first, and obviously stop if you start gagging (this goes for just taking it down too). Apparently this is a seriously amazing feeling to a dude. f) Swallow, unless it is seriously disgusting tasting. I promise, most guys' really isn't that bad! It doesn't feel gross either. It's just warm wetness in your mouth that is slightly thicker than water (or at least in my experience, I understand that every guy is different). If you don't like the way it feels/tastes and you have the ability, deep throat it when he cums and you don't have to deal with it, plus it feels amazing to them. g) Final part: body language is important. If you don't look like you're into it, he won't be either (unless he's too messed up to notice or somthing lol). Make lots of eye contact! This isn't body language but also don't be afraid of all the weird sucky noises, it turns some of 'em on.
Hope that helps (even though I feel like all of that is general knowledge)!
I won't say too much about this except tongue = good, teeth = bad.
Well first, I want to respond to those comments about girls who claimed to be pros having only been with younger guys--I was probably one of the girls who claimed that. The youngest guy I have been with is 3 years younger than me, and the oldest guy I have been with is 17 years older than me. Also, I have NEVER gotten a bad review or "the tap", not even my first time (which was with an older guy). The worst I have heard is that "I prefer this way instead of that way" kind of comments. Also, I almost always get good "results" if you know what I mean.
That being said, there are several things that I have noticed that "every guy" seems to like. Confidence in yourself and being into doing it are probably the most important. Don't be afraid of it, go for it. If you act like it is a tasty lollipop and you enjoy it as much as him, then HE will enjoy it much more. Enthusiasm, ladies, enthusiasm! Also, there are a couple of things that seem to work for every guy. One is using the mouth on the tip and moving your fingers in a ring up and down the shaft at the same time. Another is flicking your tongue over the spot where the underside of the head meets the shaft. There's your advice, have fun!
I think it really depends on who you're with. Come on, some guys are smaller so it's easier to do a lot more stuff with versus trying to cram a coke bottle into your mouth. Forget lock jaw, you're going to need jaw surgery afterwards...
everyone is different so there's a million tips for being good at oral. just ask what your guy likes, and don't treat it like a chore, if he knows you enjoy it he'll be able to enjoy it more.
@C_UNIT42@xanga - Oral is never a chore, I think it's fun.
Haha omg.
What is up with these posts about giving girls advice on how to give better blowjobs to their guys? If anything, there should be more posts up about how guys should learn how to please their women better. After all, most guys can't even locate a woman's clit even with a map and directions, lmfao!
It's really an individual thing, but like everyone here says, no TEETH.
For pleasing the ladies, guys, be sure to read up on the subject a little bit. Just because you can get us into your bedroom does not make you a Casanova, nor does it make you a master lover. Do a little research, I promise it will pay off. I recommend AskMen.com for all of this, I have been reading it all weekend and have learned quite a bit.
@El_Prego_Nikki@xanga - we need more women like you.
and maybe some more asian women to be into it.
or I can just date different girls.
It actually isn't hard to please a girl! I don't know why guys find it so hard. Just because it takes more than a couple of minutes haha. All you have to do is stimulate the clitoris or g-spot [depending on the girl]. Then in like 10 minutes or so she's done and it makes sex better.
It's not fair for only the guy to get off every time. Imagine guys, you get to have sex but NEVER get off. Is that fun? Haha.
Anyways, for oral, I agree... lots of tongue no teeth.
@BaLob@xanga - Oral should be something that's done because you WANT to please your partner and it shouldn't be just for reciprocation. Just sayin'
I don't really like giving or receiving oral, but there's a personal reason behind that (ask if you really want to know). I have noticed though, that the guys I've been with like eye contact.