A new iPhone application called "Passion" can now rate your sexual performance out of 10. So when you start getting consistent 2's you'll now that your girlfriend has been faking her orgasms for the last eight months.
The app uses a timer to rate duration, a microphone to measure the orgasm, and the iPhone's built-in accelerometer to monitor how active your session was. All of this means that in order for things to work you'll either be having sex with your pants on or wearing an armband the whole time. But your girlfriend may appreciate the sacrifices you make if it means you'll work harder to improve your ratings. If you're feeling especially proud of your score you can upload it online and remind yourself that no matter how good you are at something, there will always be someone way better.
Of course, nothing's preventing you from shaking your iPhone for twenty minutes while moaning at the top of your lungs to get that 10. But if anything that's actually sadder than sucking at sex.
Mancouch asks: How would you rate your recent sexual performance, from 1-10?
A new iPhone application called "Passion" can now rate your sexual performance out of 10. So when you start getting consistent 2's you'll now that your girlfriend has been faking her orgasms for the last eight months.
Comments (31)
I seeeee....... lol
What the... hahaha
If you get a bad score it might be because you're paying more attention to your iphone than your lady.
WTH.
haha. What an amazing application.
11.
Wait, what?
...uhm... do people really need it? I would say 1.
LMAO! Wow
as if. theres literally a app for everything now
HAH. if you have to measure it with your iphone to know how good you are, then you're probably quite bad.
9? i usually get excellent reviews.
hahahaa this is so funny.
this is absolutely amazing hahahaha
the iphone can really do EVERYTHING
Umm idk.
uploading it? for all the voyeuristic creepers out there? o_0
Of course, nothing's preventing you from shaking your iPhone for twenty
minutes while moaning at the top of your lungs to get that 10. But if
anything that's actually sadder than sucking at sex.
^ freaking awesome.
so what inspired the application maker to create this...?
Haha! I wish I had an Iphone!
I would totally do this. That is sad though, lol what's next? "How good of head to you give?" app?
lol
this doesn't really impress me, it's entertaining sure, but who really would set there iphone on the bed, strip and be like okay hunny let's do this.
i love the iphone and itouch. they are have the best apps. :D lololol.
xo
lol.
lmao. :D
HAHAHA omg this is amazing I love it.
And I love the people who take this seriously and get upset about it even more. Dorks. It's just a silly thing. hahaha.this will never work properly on anyone who isn't vanilla.
this is fucking hilarious XD
but if u actually used this seriously.. you need self esteem. :P
-1. I don't have a sex-life. :D
Lol, "Final score", like it's a video game with a "high scores" list.
- Kunoichi