I have a confession to make

Thursday, 30 July 2009

I have a confession to make
Hey, "Mancouch"! I'm Actually A Girl!!!

No, not a woman, a girl. I'm legal in three or so years, so, yeah. See, not only men can do this. I observed you for a week or and I got a hang of how you think:

Megan Fox
Boobs
Boobs
S3X
Butts
Boobs
Women (emotional)
Boobs
S3X
Megan Fox
Boobs
Sports
Scarlett Johansson
Boobs
Cleavage
Emma Watson
Boobs
Butts
Thongs
Megan Fox
Boobs
S3X
Poop
Boobs
Butts
S3X
and so on.

What a cycle.

Mancouch says: After your last cryptic comment about how we'd be surprised at your identity, I did some research on ya. I thought you were going to say you were my ex-gf or my mom or something. Hearing that you're just a girl is a relief.

Thanks for your contributions to the site! The Mancouch formula isn't that tough a nut to crack, is it? But you raise a good point: we haven't had a good post on poop in a while! Any interested parties, please submit a post here.

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hahaha. a good who write better post about men..stuff...than well..men. interesting.
xo
- 7/31/2009 12:07 AM
- JessxMaxine@xanga (message)
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*shakes head and laughs*
- 7/31/2009 12:13 AM
- raiderjester@xanga (message)
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Oh, okay. That's cool.
- 7/31/2009 12:17 AM
- AznFier@xanga (message)
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Hahahaha, love the picture :]
- 7/31/2009 12:21 AM
- LovelyLadyLucyx3@xanga (message)
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You forgot porn, sports, painful bu uncomplicated fun, and all. Would you believe one of the contributors of Mancouch in this post wrote about gay hip-hop artists?
- 7/31/2009 12:33 AM
- mynameisblueskye@xanga (message)
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Hahah woo.
- 7/31/2009 12:37 AM
- fueledbylaura@xanga (message)
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Don't forget the occasional YouTube videos and discussions on what makes a man, a man! Add that, and you've got most of Mancouch's material. Time for something new.
- 7/31/2009 12:45 AM
- ElusiveSoul@xanga (message)
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i think that it was the best picture i ever saw.....
- 7/31/2009 1:05 AM
- jojo_abbysciuto@xanga (message)
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and the occasional rebuttal post from female readers
- 7/31/2009 1:06 AM
- cluelessazn13@xanga (message)
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Hahaha! Ha. Sigh. Man, "Mancouch".
- 7/31/2009 1:33 AM
- mason (message)
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@mynameisblueskye@xanga - Omg.
- 7/31/2009 1:41 AM
- mason (message)
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mmmm emma watson...
- 7/31/2009 2:02 AM
- snapeful@xanga (message)
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For shame Mancouch. You've allowed us to be infiltrated by the opposite sex. Imagine if they had gotten hold of our greatest secrets and not just the stereotypical shallow drivel we feed them in order to divert their attention. Greater security is needed.
- 7/31/2009 2:54 AM
- tokyoexpressman@xanga (message)
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，，，，，，，，，，，，情趣玩具影片，，，，，，，，，，，
，，，，，，，，a片，
- 7/31/2009 3:34 AM
- rxbkda1 (message)
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，，，，，，，，，，，丁字褲美女影片，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，a片，
- 7/31/2009 3:35 AM
- rxbkda1 (message)
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，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，a片
- 7/31/2009 3:35 AM
- rxbkda1 (message)
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，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，， bus，，，，，，，，，a片，
- 7/31/2009 3:35 AM
- rxbkda1 (message)
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@rxbkda1 - Lol.
- 7/31/2009 3:52 AM
- LAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I see nothing wrong with the list. It could use some more Megan Fox though.
- 7/31/2009 3:55 AM
- coolmonkey@xanga (message)
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@tokyoexpressman@xanga - hahaha.. I'm pretty sure some underground work is already in progress.
- 7/31/2009 4:41 AM
- cherrie_heart03@xanga (message)
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You forgot about epic movies that involve explosions. D:
- Kunoichi
- 7/31/2009 5:13 AM
- KrazeeKunoichi009@xanga (message)
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damn, you win. Although i never get the obsessing over Photoshopped women. Looks like its time to exploit female stereotypes by infiltrating some make up blog. Or shoe blog. Or any media device the reduces us to apes.
- 7/31/2009 5:29 AM
- Jet_Euphoria@xanga (message)
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We do seriously need to move away from the hot girls to a different topic. It's getting really old.

Let's just say everyone is entitled to believe in the hottness of anyone else. The End.
- 7/31/2009 5:30 AM
- Camouflaged_by_night@xanga (message)
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i love what mancouch says! LMAO
- 7/31/2009 5:41 AM
- jesuismir@xanga (message)
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Who cares. "HEY LOOK I LIED ABOUT WHO I AM ON THE INTERNET" OOOHhh wow, that NEVER happens. You want a fucking cookie? Also.. take into account how many WOMEN were posting on those topics versus how many men. Women are higher than men in readership as well.
- 7/31/2009 1:28 PM
- erahslover@xanga (message)
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