Sunday, 26 July 2009

  • 10 Females That Can Replace M3gn F0% (A Female's Perspective): A Male Response

     

    First of all I'd like to thank El Prego Nikki for doing god's working and selecting a range of gorgeous women for guys to gawk at incessantly. Really, we here at mancouch thank you from the bottom of our hearts. You are a role model for women everywhere. Give the lady a round of applause, mancouchers. Fine work.

    That said I have a few problems with your list. Let's break it down, shall we?

    Nicki Manaj


     

    Who? You lost me. And I am deeply offended by any intimation that Lil Wayne has good taste in any conceivable way. That man is a train wreck of a human being and anything with any association to him is tainted by it. How am i supposed to appreciate any woman who willingly sleeps with a 27 year old sizzurp enthusiast? And need I remind people that he very recently sang on of his songs (and i use that term loosely) where he sings (quite poorly) about wanting to "fuck every girl in the world" on stage while surrounded by pre-teen girls? He doesn't understand the term "taste," let alone ever be confused for having good taste. So, no to her.

    Rachel McAdams



    I actually like Rachel McAdams, but I don't think she belongs on this list. I'm not denying that she's gorgeous, but this reeks a little too strong of women trying to shove the chick from The Notebook down our throats like they did with Andie McDowell. Plus whats with the pink and weird font in the picture in the post?

    Jennifer Aniston



    You know what? Her devotees are just way too desperate to convince everyone that she's the very definition of beauty and any inclination that perhaps Brad traded up is the devil trying to take over your mind. Let it go. She's gorgeous like the others, but not universal male worship level. You just need to relax. I know it seems like you know her and she's your secret bff, but you don't know her and she's not your friend.

    Ellen Page



    No, no, no, no, no. Anyone who has uttered words as idiotic and insipid as "honest to blog" should just go away. No more of you. Go away, now.

    Joss Stone



    Honestly, I haven't heard anyone even mention Joss Stone's name in like six years. NEXT!

    Hayden Panettiere



    Ok, I'm with you on this one, but can she stop trying to act please. It's actually quite grating on what has turned into an already quite grating show. Just go somewhere and look pretty. Or join greenpeace or something.

    Kat Dennings



    You got me here. I have no problems with this pick whatsoever. I'm kinda in love with Kat Dennings. There should be more of her everywhere. Kudos.

    Eliza Dushku



    Good pick. I wouldn't put her on my list, but I can't come up with any arguments against her.

    Emma Stone



    Who?

    Julia Stiles



    Maybe if this was 2002.

    Who on this list is worthy to be a mancouch obsession?

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