I had never heard of this concept before... but as usual,
Urban Dictionary came to the rescue:
In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.
Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!
Wow, what a powerful concept. I would love to ask people I know what their ratio is, but it's kinda hard to bring up in casual conversation at the office with your coworkers. It's definitely something to discuss over drinks with friends... or people you don't know at all...
Since you guys fall into the latter category, I'm curious: what's your fellatio ratio... both in RL and in a perfect world?
Comments (65)
I'm a virgin, but I wanted to comment on the candy.
Hahaha!! Awesome!! =D
Yea 1:4 sounds about right (me=1)
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heh, 1:1 here as long as she's in the mood, 1:2 during weeks when she's sick or not in the mood.
1:10...he doesn't do it often. i also really don't mind doing it to him, so it's all good.
1:1 pretty much
@xjadersx@xanga - OMG, that's the perfect world ratio!
I actually think in my case it's a 2:1..or more
He's been doing it to me longer than I to him
and...well he just does it more. Idunno...
I am definitely not complaining =D
@youaintjam@xanga - Ahah well it's okay I guess... I like to make him happy. I'm not going to make him do something he doesn't like to do.
1:1... we're almost always 1:1 on everything.
It varies actually. Sometimes I do it more; sometimes he does.
But I'd say that he receives more than I do. I like it that way. ;)
The packages of those sweets are hilariously wrong.
LOL...those candies are too funny! mines is 1:6...he rarely does it..but id rather have something else on him then that..LOL..an i like doing it to him..LOL
1:0
She went down on me, but never let me return the favor before we broke up *shrug*
with my ex it was 1:1,000,000,000...my current guy its about 1:1 if anything the odds are in my favour a bit! haha
0:1. Motherfucker has "issues" with it because of a bad experience (which happened like three years ago!!). But I'm working on changing that, and he seems to be warming up to the idea, so I'm gonna get what I want eventually hehe. I really don't mind it too much though, I LOVE giving, it's just slightly annoying sometimes.
I'm single now, but in my last situation I made sure to do it more than she does... sometimes I didn't even let her finish me. a bit of a mind game, but it kept things interesting ....then once the ratio gets high in her favor she'd practically maul me in order to let her finish as if she had something to prove.
ladies, if you're dating a guy who won't go down... time to rethink what you're doing and if that selfish behavior is mirrored anywhere else in your relationship. if i was dating a girl who never did it, didnt want to, didnt even offer, but i was putting in MAD work... dunno if i'd be able to hang in there without making it an issue.
Usually 1:1
@erahslover@xanga - I think you are right. As odd as it seems there are certain things that happen sexually in relationships that mirror other areas where things might not be quite right. No one is willing to talk about selfishness within a sexual relationship, but it DOES happen.
Unless it is some kind of game, the sexual experience is not supposed to be like a government landgrab. There never is a complete and level playing field. However, there should be a sharing of the experience. Selfishness superiority really has no place in the bedroom.
@TheSpaceBass@xanga - That's Germany for yah, haha. (At least, the favours are in German, so I'm assuming it's German candy..)
1:1, thankfully.
@erahslover@xanga - how very true =]
about 0:0.
It'd be nice to say 1:1, but that'd be lying. I'm not going down there when she's on the rag... nooooo thanks.
1:1 RL.
3:1Ideal World. (iff: 3=her)