The recent release of the movie,
The Orphan, has brought calls of protests from adoption agencies and orphanages across the country claiming that it will discourage prospective parents from adopting.
Really they should be thanking the movie. It's not going to discourage prospective parents from adopting, it's going to discourage dumb prospective parents from adopting, like too dumb to be competent and capable parents dumb.
All I'm saying is that if you see a horror movie and that makes you decide to not adopt for fear of getting a demon child, well, you probably shouldn't be adopting. I'm also saying that if you do get a demon child it's because you are exactly that dumb and its your own damn fault adopting said demon child.
I mean, who walks into an orphanage and has all the children swarm up to them excited and adorable and wanting to be adopted, all perfectly caring children in need of a good home and says, "Wow, you all seem all lovely, how are we supposed to pick just one of you .... wait a minute .... what about that one over there drawing pictures of people killing themselves?"
Adoption agent/Nun: "Oh, her? You don't want her."
Prospective Parent: "You may be an adoption professional who is specifically charged with getting children adopted and have seen thousands upon thousands of kids pass through here, but I'm going to completely ignore your wisdom and experience on the issue and assume that all she needs is a good home"
Adoption agent/Nun: "Look, sir, there are plenty of other kids, good kids who desperately need a loving home. If you're looking for something in troubled I assure you we have some that are troubled, but should be straightened out by a loving and trusting environment. This one is different, she is a demon child, please don't adopt her."
Prospective Parent: "Well, I do see billions of souls burning in eternal hellfire in her eyes, but just look at all the blood and organs she's adding to those pictures. Awwww, that one looks like me."
Adoption agent/Nun: "And you don't see that as a horrific warning?"
Prospective Parent: "Can you tell me more about her?"
Adoption agent/Nun: "Well, she has a thing for knives ..."
Prospective Parent: "You mean she throws knives? Hunting knives? She likes cooking?"
Adoption agent/Nun: "No, she's stabbed several of the other children and the orphanage cat. Three children are currently in the infermary nursing their wounds, the cat is dead"
Prospective Parent: "Does she like to read?"
Adoption agent/Nun: "Only things by Aleister Crowley and large tomes with pictographs from ancient languages that cause her voice to get deep as she speaks in tongues."
Prospective Parent: "Does she have any talents?"
Adoption agent/Nun: "Mostly throwing things at people with her mind, and causing people's faces and inanimate objects to bleed spontaneously"
Prospective Parent: "What's her fav ..."
Adoption agent/Nun: "Sir, she will kill you and your entire family."
Prospective Parent: "I'll take her!"
Do people who get murdered by demon children they've adopted deserve it?
Comments (48)
You know, you have some very good points. Let the stupid parents adopt the satanic mass murdering children. It will do society good as a whole.
:D
that movie looks horrible.
I read how it ends... it's pretty wacky. haha
And that is one of many reasons that I don't watch horror movies.
Although I must admit that the main reason is that their terrible plots still scare the shit out of me.
Bahaha.
@dictionary____dreams@xanga - I agree.
haha! It does seem like a scary movie have you watched it yet?
It's a little more tied to common sense than having a baby who kills your own family.
lol
PERFECT!
"what's her fav-"
"sir she will kill you and your entire family"
"ill take her!"
lol priceless
lmao that dialogue is hilarious
it would be their own damn fault. its not hard to spot a future killer especially when they are like the way you explained.
Hahaha.
Haha! This is so good. eProps ahoy!Â
ROFL I would get along with her even though the movie looks dumb. But that girl and me? We could teach each other some new things, that's for sure.
i like your example !
If the dialogue at the adoption agency went like that, yes. ♥
I refuse to see that movie, just for the fact that it's seems so...Chucky-like. Because, if that was my adoptive daughter, I would've just beat her ass, straigten everything out. People, you should never be afraid to beat your child. Sometimes it benefits them. And I say it's chucky-like because, seriously. she's a little girl. Okay she's a demon but treat her like the little girl she is, and beat her ass!! Just like chucky, he's a freaking doll!! kick it, pick it up and put it in the washing machine. He can only kill you if you're stupid enough to let him!
The fact that adoption advocates are offended by this movie bothers me. Any advocate at that. Are we supposed to make sure every form of entertainment pleases everyone? Screw them and their PC bullshit.
Back on topic: You adopt a demon child, you will die by the hand of said demon child.
@thecommonfate@xanga - haha Agreed!
hahahahahahha omg when i saw the trailor for this afterwards my mother n i looked at one another and were like.....well this is really going to encourage people to want to adopt now!! lol
Uh, this actually happens in "well-adjusted' children that are adopted. It can happen in infant adoptions and in older child adoptions. It happens from children that suffer from RAD, not just "crazy" children. I can see why adoption advocates got upset about this film. should it discourage people from adopting? No. Should the blame be placed on the adoptive parents? Not completely.
"If they're that blatantly stupid, YES."
"...That would be kinda pathetic. If someone were that retarded in real life."
Direct quotes from my husband... and I agree.
(You have a very family guy kind of humor. xD )