I've been spending a lot of time on abc.com lately (because of my Lost addiction), so I've seen plenty of commercials for their new dating show "Dating in the Dark". Basically, the premise is they stick two strangers in a light-sealed room and force them to interact with each other. It sounds like the worst idea for a dating show ever, but it can't possibly be as bad as these:
5. Dating Underwater
"Because who needs good conversation when you've got hand signals and sharks?"
4. Two Entrees and a Baby
"We take two young singles and let them bond over drinks, then they get a baby with their meal. Hilarity ensues!"
3. Canoe of Love
"Why is light beer like making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water."
2. Take Me To Church Or Lose Me Forever
"Can this Christian sweetheart teach one nonbeliever to love her and her God?"
1. I'm Allergic To Peanuts And We're Eating Thai; I Hope You're A Doctor Or At Least A Paramedic Or This Relationship Isn't Going To Last Very Long
"Does she know what it takes to use an Epi-pen? Find out before it's too late!"
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Comments (15)
if these shows ever come to fruition, i may commit suicide.
With these shows, I may never want to turn on my Tv again. x.X
Two ENtrees and a Baby! haha
These shows would mean the end of Reality TV as we know it
LOL.
You should pitch these ideas to ABC. They're all slightly better than Hitched or Ditched...
I actually watched Dating in the Dark. It's not too bad. It's to see if personality matters more than looks.
haa these definately might come back to haunt us on reality tv in the next few years...and thats the sad truth
I don't know about watching them as shows, but I'd go on a date underwater with sharks. I'd do the canoeing one too. Both of those sound a lot more fun than dinner.
Why would the underwater or canoe would be terrible ideas for dates? They actually sound fun to me. Meh, to each his own.
I would probably watch them actually.
Just because it'd be better than the shit MTV or VH1, shit even Fox, pumps out.
#3 looks like something VERY wrong...
Oh snap... I'm allergic to a lot of things...
ESPECIALLY NUTS! XD
No worse than the shit we already have on the air.
yeah, i made the same mistake of going to a pad thai restaurant and im hella allergic to peanuts.
during my first date with my partner, nervousness took me out in choosing dress to wear. Well, i believe you should impress your date.That night while dressing up, i suddenly decided to wear a cufflink to impress my date and i never regret wearing it. My date that time became my everlasting date.