Tuesday, 21 July 2009

  • Bachelors, Is Your Apartment Lady-Friendly?

    Beer and Pizza is your staple diet. Your idea of comfort is a cold black leather couch with a glass and stainless steel coffee table. Cleaning may involve sweeping the crumbs off the couch and taking out the trash. But even if your apartment is spotless, do you ever wonder what women really think of your floor torch lamp and your heavy, over-bearing entertainment center?

    Okay, so you’re a bachelor, who cares what your apartment looks like, right? Well, if you are a bachelor who enjoys the company of females, you may want to start reading.  You don’t have to go out and buy new furniture. You don’t have to change your undemanding bachelor lifestyle. In order to make your apartment home appealing to the finer sex, you must simply adhere to a few minor details. Whether you just want your girl to stick around long enough to watch a movie, or you're pursuing a more serious relationship, here are just a few basic considerations if you’d like to convert your bachelor pad into a lady-friendly dwelling.

    Lighting, lighting, lighting

    The lighting in your apartment plays a crucial role to style and mood. Here is your basic rule of thumb. Overhead lighting sucks. Get rid of it. Why? Overhead lighting (that circular light that came pre-attached to the ceiling and also that torch light from the 90’s) muddles things. It casts horrible shadows on people’s faces - transforming perfectly nice looking people into ogres, giving them dark circles under their eyes, large noses, and blotchy skin. Please, take out the bulbs in those overhead lights and get some cool table lamps that add some color.

    Add some color

    Speaking of color, when did bachelors get the idea that everything in their apartment had to be black? Throw away those black bath towels, the matching black bath mat, and black toilet seat cover. Bathrooms are great places to go crazy with color. Think bright, bold, crisp and especially clean. For the living room area, you can add a pop of color to your sofa with a warm fuzzy throw (like a blanket only prettier). Don’t be afraid of brightly colored pillows, rugs, and other accessories that add warmth to your apartment.  Women love warmth (and you win when women associate you with “warmth”).

    Eliminate odor

    Okay, so maybe candles and incense are a bit cliché and perhaps outdated – even for some women’s standards.  But you still need something to combat the various bachelor smells in your apartment. (Oh, the smells are there. Your nose has just become desensitized to them.) It’s better to err on the safe side and invest in a mild odor eating spray like Febreeze. In general, women are more sensitive to smell than men. Also, you may want to consider this: according to folks at the Smell and Taste Research Foundation, certain food smells may have an aphrodisiac effect on women – particularly the smell of chocolate, vanilla, lavender, jasmine, oranges, and Ylang Ylang. Get a scented plugin to stick behind the couch or better yet, have some fresh baked brownies sitting on the kitchen counter.

    Clean – like a woman

    Ever go inside someone else’s place, open their refrigerator and see their food products stacked on sticky, gooey shelves? When it’s your own apartment, you never seem to notice the mystery food crumbs lining your refrigerator’s drawers because you are the one who put the food there. Think about this when you clean your kitchen.  The same goes for your bathroom tub and toilet. If she needs flip flops to take a shower in your bathroom, don’t plan on her returning any time soon. For women, you can’t just pick things up. You must think cleaning sprays, scum remover, etc... Make things sparkle!    

    Consider the details

    How would you like your female guest to spend the night? If you want to be really slick, have some first class hotel-type amenities handy. A simple thing like a guest toiletry basket complete with a new toothbrush, travel size toothpaste and a new razor will leave a huge impression on the ladies. If you don’t want to look like a pretentious player, just say the guest basket is for your mom/aunt/sister who sometimes visits. Aww…(Cha Ching - points!) Other nice chick-friendly touches to your apartment include: plants, a bird feeder on your apartment patio (always nice for outdoor breakfasts), a pet (only if you whole-heartedly love it and care for it, of course), and tissue boxes.

    Allow the woman to add her touch

    If you decide to get serious with a woman and she, in return, decides to get serious with you, you may find her spending a lot more time in your apartment.  If she is sleeping over more than 3 nights a week, she has the right (by the unspoken woman law) to modify your living space. She will consider it now to be her living space as well. You may as well just go with it. If you end up living together in this relationship, you’ll eventually have to surrender to her style and taste no matter what. So just let her put up photos, add window treatments to your bare windows, and whatever else makes her feel at home. You may be astonished by her keen sense of style and how cozy she makes your apartment feel. And you may be surprised at how quickly you will become accustomed to it and even embrace it.

    This post was submitted by April Lentini.  April is married to a former bachelor. While she enjoys the finer aspects of bachelor living such as eating salty things on the couch while watching TV. She also appreciates (as well as her husband) a clean, welcoming, “lady-friendly” home.  April writes for http://san-antonio.apartmentguide.com/

Comments (24)

  • ordinary_gir1@xanga

    so true. who really wants to go to a place that smells like dirty socks and looks like it hasnt been cleaned in forever.

    also i love that bED! circle bed!

  • schiiism@xanga

    I think every man should read this, its a great guide.

  • vashts6583@xanga

    The bed... does it... rotate?

  • taaru@xanga

    I agree with all of these guidelines. No one wants to go to an apartment that smells really bad :( 

  • helpingkill@xanga

    Every man in Oklahoma had better be paying a mortgage considering that they basically give away new homes here... and i'm not talking about the houses on wheels.

  • WhenHateIsTheOnlyOption@xanga

    That is a kick ass room. But do take care of odors. I was once on a date with a guy and he took me to his house, and his house smelled like animal pee (because I have dogs)  I asked him if he had pets or ever owned pets and he said No.

  • BranmacFeabhail@xanga

    this is a good post....seriously guys, a clean, comfortable space goes a loooong way...

  • freeeker@xanga
  • CokeIsIt@xanga

    Yes... and no.
    I was right with you up until the last two categories. The section on considering the details is a bit ridiculous. A basket of travel toiletries? Nobody does this... not even women. Bird feeders, plants, pets... these all require some level of responsibility that the bachelor himself has to actually want to perform, or it will not work out. I do like all of those things, but I just don't see the majority of bachelors taking it to that level unless the plants are plastic.

    Letting the girl add her touch is a great idea, but only within reason. The fact of the matter is, this is still the guy's place, and the girl needs to respect that. If she wants to add input, gift him with a few things, or add some subtle touches, that's fine; but if the girl starts making changes to his living space, a guy tends to feel like she's taking too much control in his life.

    But in general, I agree. Considering our lady-friends is definitely a wise idea when it comes to designing our homes.

  • mewithoutu77@xanga

    my ex's apartment was never lady friendly.  it was super clean because he's ocd on cleaning but there was a huge entertainment center that took up the whole living room, his bed was probably one a full size because living in the city, the apartments are pretty small, and the other half of the living room was weight equipment.  when we started dating, i left everything the same except for the bathroom and his bedroom.  i added my own stuff to the bathroom, like shampoo, conditioner, shaving cream, razor, toothbrush, lotion, tampons, etc.  and then in the bedroom, we replaced the full size bed for a queen mattress and added a nice frame to it.  i even bought bedding to make it feel like it's our place even though i'm only there on some weekends.  but he didn't mind, it needed a woman's touch.

  • C_UNIT42@xanga

    thats some good advice, up to the end anyway.  if she starts to consider my place to be her place just because she stays the night a few times a week, thats a problem.  if my place is good enough for her before that point i see no reason why she needs to change it.  i know if it were the other way around she wouldn't let me change her place, so what gives her the right to change mine? 

  • yourblondeness@xanga

    as long as there's  room on the bed....

  • kingofblur@xanga

    Oh, the hassle. Mom, can I clean my room later?

  • Mikain@xanga

    A WOMAN WROTE THIS I SWEAR TO GOD.

    When you said COLORS, their mind completely went blank.

  • merquryd@xanga

    i say nix the basket with toiletries.  that's just asking for trouble.  i would never believe a man that says it's for his aunt.  like, i'm pretty sure the sister/mom/aunt don't come over for sleep overs.

  • turn_about_the_room@xanga
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  • snapeful@xanga

    what? bachelor apartments look so awesome! or am i just not a female? why in the world would you add that stuff anyway? i understand "cleanliness" but the other stuff = what? i mean obviously BAD odor like pee and butt and all that but guy deoderant (old spice plz) and soap smells great imo :) ...... no i'm not a guy parading around on the internet as a girl D:

  • we_stole_the_night@xanga

    I disagree with the last part.  If it's not the woman's home, she shouldn't mess with a guy's stuff or add her own "flair".  It's totally fine if the guy & girl are living together, but not if she just visits...

  • Dargon@xanga

    I like my bachelor pad the way it is, thank you very much. Clean and it's got the basics. 

  • CastigadoR@xanga

    LADIES, I wonder if a big comic book collection is lady-friendly or not?

  • magnusiax@xanga

    I agree with this, have you heard about Tenerife apartments its one of the nicest apartment I've ever seen and a little class also.

  • dearFLOPPY@xanga

    LOL if only my boyfriend would learn. i end up cleaning his place and doing his laundry :P at least he doesn't complain when i move his things and spill his papers - i know I'D throw a fit!

  • LadyofIlluminati@xanga

    PLEASE don't forget about the nudie/half naked pics of girls hanging on your wall. This guy I was dating a pic of at least 10 different girls half naked hanging on his bedroom wall. No lady wants to see that!

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