I was amazed at the self confidence it took to share this comment, on the recent post about 0r@l S3x: "i can't say much if the oral sex technique is bad, and he asks you to stop. in that case, you really should stop."
Oh man! That reminded me of an Seinfeld episode:
GEORGE: Well..... I've never really felt confident in uh..... one particular aspect. JERRY: Below the equator? GEORGE: Yeah. JERRY: Nobody does. You know, nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and you hope for the best. I really think they're happy if you just make an effort. GEORGE: I-I don't know. Last time I got the tap. JERRY: You got the tap? GEORGE: You know, you're going along, you think everything's all right and all of a sudden you get that tap. (George taps his own shoulder.) You know it's like pfffff (whistling sound), all right that's enough, you're through. JERRY: The tap is tough. GEORGE: It's like the manager coming out and asking you for the ball. JERRY: Well maybe she just wanted to move on to other business. GEORGE: No, no, this wasn't moving on. I got the hook. I wish I could get a lesson in that. JERRY: It's a very complicated area. GEORGE: You can go crazy trying to figure that place out. JERRY: It's a haaazy mystery.
Hahah, no. I'm pretty good at what I do down there ;)
Nah. Though I have to admit my current fuck buddy is the first that I cant seem to make cum through oral. He says it feels great and that he wishes I could do it all day but that he just never gets to that point. So we usually just save it for in between. Like if we're going at it and he gets tired I'll get down there for a while until we can go again. lol
Nope. No complaints so far.
I've gotten pulled up before by my current girlfriend, but that was because she couldn't take it anymore . She's the first person I've done oral to (the first time I've done it at all), and apparently I'm quite good. Haha.
I wouldn't know, I don't have sex.
Ahahaha, I thought the only tap that existed was the courtesy tap.
No, but activity below the equator has been hard to come by....
hahahaha noo never. im pretty good at what I do down there...all the guys Ive performed oral sex to...cum. lol
pretty good for someone who used to be totally against it. watching porn helps hahaha
My boyfriend used to be either really good or really bad. He loves giving me head, though. One night he asked if I wanted any, and I just wasn't in the mood for potentially bad oral, so I gently turned him down lol.
I've never gotten the tap. Have I given the tap, I'm sure I have. Sometimes you spend a little too much time in one area and everything else gets ignored. And other times you have no idea what you're doing.
If you want help, tricks, and tips and a lesbian. They have one, they know what women like and how to give it. They will teach you EVERYTHING.
I've seen it.
Bowling ball anyone? ;p
ive given the tap. like..if i know it just isnt gonna happen... then why keep him down there? haha
Hahahahaha this post is hilarious.... No I've never given or gotten "the tap". hahahahah.
hahaha...no i've never gotten the tap, but if i did, i would be so embarrassed. you know the saying, practice makes perfect is true.
no, i gots mad skillz yo.
Ive never GOTTEN the tap but I sure have GIVEN the tap. Some guys are clueless.
I've been told I'm quite good, by several different boyfriends, haha.
Hahaha "the tap."
I've never gotten the tap but I've given it. Every guy I've given oral to did the holding the back of my head thing. Apparently they all loved it, even when I was inexperienced.
Haha, according to all the comments above everyone is a pornstar at giving head.
Let me let ya'll in on a little secret...it's not hard to make a guy bust a nut, twice even. Just make sure you don't use the teeth.
Now, I've given "the tap" to a few girls. Not because they were particularly all that bad...they just weren't that good.
@Mr_Jin@xanga - true. thats why women have the whole delusions of grandeur in their minds dealing with sexual prowess... that and all of these girls here im assuming are probably pretty young and dealing with inexperienced men. You have men that can get themselves off in 2-5 mins tops, then a girl comes along with a warm mouth, two hands that arent his not to mention the tongue(!!)? In most cases(as long as theres no sharp yanking or teeth) comparing that to a frantic spasming right hand and bottle of Jergens; no contest haha.
So don't get too gassed up about how awesome you all are. But on the flipside you have some women who can't even manage to make themselves climax in under 20mins but expect some guy to magically be able to do what she couldn't do to her own body.
I've given the tap a few times... but it was out of mercy for her. Once you're down there for like.... FOREVER, I know my body and know that you're going to be down there for a LONG time, while it feels really nice- I'm just not digging it enough to finish so its time to either stop and reconvene at a later date or flip you over and go further. But I've also recieved the tap. I'm not too sensitive to be butt-hurt by something like that. Why sit through something when you're frustrated and know its not going to happen if you're not enjoying it.
But in hindsight, we're all obsessed with the end result and often overlook how fucking awesome getting there is... which can be used as a metaphor for many things.
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Hahah, no. I'm pretty good at what I do down there ;)
Nah. Though I have to admit my current fuck buddy is the first that I cant seem to make cum through oral.
He says it feels great and that he wishes I could do it all day but that he just never gets to that point. So we usually just save it for in between. Like if we're going at it and he gets tired I'll get down there for a while until we can go again. lol
Nope. No complaints so far.
I've gotten pulled up before by my current girlfriend, but that was because she couldn't take it anymore
. She's the first person I've done oral to (the first time I've done it at all), and apparently I'm quite good. Haha.
I wouldn't know, I don't have sex.
Ahahaha, I thought the only tap that existed was the courtesy tap.
No, but activity below the equator has been hard to come by....
hahahaha noo never. im pretty good at what I do down there...all the guys Ive performed oral sex to...cum. lol
pretty good for someone who used to be totally against it. watching porn helps hahaha
My boyfriend used to be either really good or really bad. He loves giving me head, though. One night he asked if I wanted any, and I just wasn't in the mood for potentially bad oral, so I gently turned him down lol.
I've never gotten the tap. Have I given the tap, I'm sure I have. Sometimes you spend a little too much time in one area and everything else gets ignored. And other times you have no idea what you're doing.
If you want help, tricks, and tips and a lesbian. They have one, they know what women like and how to give it. They will teach you EVERYTHING.
I've seen it.
Bowling ball anyone?
;p
ive given the tap. like..if i know it just isnt gonna happen... then why keep him down there? haha
Hahahahaha this post is hilarious.... No I've never given or gotten "the tap". hahahahah.
hahaha...no i've never gotten the tap, but if i did, i would be so embarrassed. you know the saying, practice makes perfect is true.
no, i gots mad skillz yo.
Ive never GOTTEN the tap but I sure have GIVEN the tap. Some guys are clueless.
I've been told I'm quite good, by several different boyfriends, haha.
Hahaha "the tap."
I've never gotten the tap but I've given it. Every guy I've given oral to did the holding the back of my head thing. Apparently they all loved it, even when I was inexperienced.
Haha, according to all the comments above everyone is a pornstar at giving head.
Let me let ya'll in on a little secret...it's not hard to make a guy bust a nut, twice even. Just make sure you don't use the teeth.
Now, I've given "the tap" to a few girls. Not because they were particularly all that bad...they just weren't that good.
@Mr_Jin@xanga - true. thats why women have the whole delusions of grandeur in their minds dealing with sexual prowess... that and all of these girls here im assuming are probably pretty young and dealing with inexperienced men. You have men that can get themselves off in 2-5 mins tops, then a girl comes along with a warm mouth, two hands that arent his not to mention the tongue(!!)? In most cases(as long as theres no sharp yanking or teeth) comparing that to a frantic spasming right hand and bottle of Jergens; no contest haha.
So don't get too gassed up about how awesome you all are. But on the flipside you have some women who can't even manage to make themselves climax in under 20mins but expect some guy to magically be able to do what she couldn't do to her own body.
I've given the tap a few times... but it was out of mercy for her. Once you're down there for like.... FOREVER, I know my body and know that you're going to be down there for a LONG time, while it feels really nice- I'm just not digging it enough to finish so its time to either stop and reconvene at a later date or flip you over and go further. But I've also recieved the tap. I'm not too sensitive to be butt-hurt by something like that. Why sit through something when you're frustrated and know its not going to happen if you're not enjoying it.
But in hindsight, we're all obsessed with the end result and often overlook how fucking awesome getting there is... which can be used as a metaphor for many things.
@Mr_Jin@xanga - Hahaha, right?!
holy crap
write a damn book
on your fricken sex lives
people above
holy crap
asjdflwegflajwekg
oral is gross
you know wheres 'that's been
wtf put it in your mouth?
eat a pile of shit while ur at it
[and i bet you's are thinking, "Ah, she's too younge. i doubt i'd chage my mind."
filthy people]
@j_e_n_0_v_a@xanga - Go back to preschool little one.
@j_e_n_0_v_a@xanga - Amen to that.Deffinatly not a big fan on giving oral... however; I will do it. Just to get it in return
nope