When I saw this picture, I swallowed gum that I didn't even know I was chewing.
This is British supermodel/businesswoman/former political candidate/recording artist/author/fashionista/architect/caterer/astronaut/brain surgeon Katie Price (granted, the last three of those are a joke, but she has so many job titles, who knows?). She apparently goes by the alias "Jordan" when she isn't modeling, which I think is kind of dumb. But judging by that picture, she's obviously a genius.
Dear Katie has found some way to defy the laws of gravity, physics, etc. by finding some miraculous way to stay in that dress.
That's right, there was no wardrobe malfunction at any point this evening, according to entertainment news source WENN
. I don't know how she managed to do it, but the fact that she did is honestly impressive.
Of course, looking at that picture, I can't help but revive the old debate: how big is too big
? According to Wikipedia, Katie was insecure and decided that her original breasts (B cup) were too small, so she upgraded to the super deluxe model seen there... an F cup
. That's right.
In doing so, Katie prompted me to say something that I honestly thought that I'd never say in my life, a possible first in Mancouch history:
"...woah. That's... that's a bit much.
" I wouldn't even know what to do with that. And for the record, I never have said this concerning Pam Anderson, and still think her implant choice, while a little over-the-top, makes a lot more sense than Katie's.
Honestly, I don't think there's an answer to the "what's too big?" question. After all, it really depends on context and body types, etc. But guys and girls, do you agree with me that Katie's pushing it?