Monday, 20 July 2009

  • How Big is Too Big?



    When I saw this picture, I swallowed gum that I didn't even know I was chewing.

    This is British supermodel/businesswoman/former political candidate/recording artist/author/fashionista/architect/caterer/astronaut/brain surgeon Katie Price (granted, the last three of those are a joke, but she has so many job titles, who knows?). She apparently goes by the alias "Jordan" when she isn't modeling, which I think is kind of dumb. But judging by that picture, she's obviously a genius.

    Dear Katie has found some way to defy the laws of gravity, physics, etc. by finding some miraculous way to stay in that dress. That's right, there was no wardrobe malfunction at any point this evening, according to entertainment news source WENN. I don't know how she managed to do it, but the fact that she did is honestly impressive.

    Of course, looking at that picture, I can't help but revive the old debate: how big is too big? According to Wikipedia, Katie was insecure and decided that her original breasts (B cup) were too small, so she upgraded to the super deluxe model seen there... an F cup. That's right.

    In doing so, Katie prompted me to say something that I honestly thought that I'd never say in my life, a possible first in Mancouch history:

    "...woah. That's... that's a bit much." I wouldn't even know what to do with that. And for the record, I never have said this concerning Pam Anderson, and still think her implant choice, while a little over-the-top, makes a lot more sense than Katie's.



    Honestly, I don't think there's an answer to the "what's too big?" question. After all, it really depends on context and body types, etc. But guys and girls, do you agree with me that Katie's pushing it?


Comments (110)

  • XDaemonessX@xanga

    I think there are definitely boobs that are too big.  Especially when small framed girls get HUGE tatas like Katie.  Everything needs to be proportionate before it starts looking horrible.  Or slutty I guess. 

  • aiinos@xanga

    All those pictures are way too big... o.0
    And they're all implanted too. >.>

  • splitsecondshot@xanga

    I prefer a B or C cup on a girl I want to get with. But I mean just for eye candy, don't go nay bigger than D :\

    There comes a point where I think women are just having a competition to see who's bigger than who; like guys sorta HAHA.

  • Lynnjynh9315@xanga

    Giant gluttonous balls of fat have little appeal for me unless they're small enough to see the girl's face over....

  • JessxMaxine@xanga

    i agree with you, there are too big! i prefer full c cups to ds and up.
    '
    xo

  • sgdreams@xanga

    Um... well for one thing, they're fake which = nasty and um to quote Sir Mix-A-Lot silicone parts are for toys. And secondly, yes I think they be too big. Granted, they don't look too bad on her IN THAT PICTURE, but still... ew. F? Really? Completely unnecessary!


    There is no "wrong/too big size" being as all women are different sizes, but being as that woman is like a size zero, F is waaaaaaaay too big. She should've stuck with her natural B's. C's at the most. But not a fucking F (for "fucking huge" maybe?).

  • aurastar@xanga

    I think getting breast implants is just all around stupid.  I'm not gonna completely write off a girl for getting them because you can't judge a girl just based on her boobs, but it does slightly lower my opinion of them.  Instead of changing yourself, make people want what you already have.  And if you REALLY want your boobs to be bigger, there are other ways.


    My boyfriend told me of a method to make my boobs grow naturally.  I don't want really large boobs, so I use it sparingly, especially since each time I do this they grow pretty fast.  I did this method a couple days ago and within just a day or two my breasts have already grown half a cup size.  My A-cup is no more.  I'm on my way to an evened out C-cup.  No plastic.  All natural.  And no one is going to make assumptions about me based on my breasts because they sure as hell won't be my best feature.


    EDIT: Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention!  Why in the hell would you get boobs that big?  It makes girls that actually do have big boobs look bad because everyone assumes that it's plastic.  If you know a girl with Double D's and up you know that they hate having large boobs.  It causes a lot of wardrobe problems, especially when it comes to finding bras, and a LOT of girls with large breasts have back problems because of it.  I know girls that when they're asked if they have implants they turn around and ask them back, "Why in the HELL would I do this to myself?!" 

  • CaptainP90@xanga

    Depends on the body but I prefer c cup.

  • anonymous

    @aurastar@xanga - What is this "method"?

  • aurastar@xanga

    @J - Well, I thought it was pretty incredilous myself untill I saw it happening to me, but... having someone, such as a significant other, suck on your breasts seems to make them grow.  Kinda like the Chinese wives-tale that massaging your breasts makes them firm.  Hey, not that I mind letting him go at it even if it's not to make 'em grow, because, not to give too much information, but he sure knows how to make a girl feel good.

  • naguyin@xanga

    For a pillow or for actually attractiveness...?


    I prefer whatever fits the body type/size. 
  • testerdre89@xanga

    I feel like C's and D's are good enough. I mean it really depends on your build really. My girlfriend is a C cup and they seem to match her body pretty well. But sometimes I've seen some people who are thin and have those huge breasts and it just doesn't suit them. It's really different from person to person but it's still kinda sad when there are some guys who actually like those extremely large boobs.

  • pansybradshaw@xanga
  • BranmacFeabhail@xanga

    eh, she must have some kind of back pain. i don't envy her. if a guy didn't date me because my boobs weren't big enough, then he's not really the kind of guy i'd want to be with in the first place...

  • breeadork@xanga

    Yes there most certainly is such a thing as too much. It throws her body type way out of proportion.


    I used to hate how small I was & couldn't stand myself. But then I learned that size doesn't matter so much, (as long as you are happy). I learned that it's actually better this way because, for example, I have no back problems, & even my friends who fill out a B complain how it's uncomfortable to simply run down some stairs or jog, I, don't have that problem. I read alot about Keira Knightley & how she actually likes her 'boyish' body. Then that got me thinking (I'm not saying anything great about celebs cuz I really don't like them, I only like a few).  I thought 'is it really that big of a deal?' & the answer is no, it's not. If all guys only like larger breasts, then screw guys. I don't care, I should be able to come to like myself & who I am, even my body-type. Look at Lacey Mosley, she's gorgeous.


    <3

  • StarlitGoodbyes@xanga

    It totally depends on the person.


    I think women basically always look good with what they have naturally..

  • Mr_Jin@xanga

    I've had the pleasure of manhandling a pair of natural DD's on a girl who was 5'4" 110 pounds.  Possibly the most fun I've had...aside from the girl who was 105 with "bolt on" DD's.  Those were quite nice too.

  • NiDH0GG@xanga

    size doesn't matter to me..everything is in the "shape"...

  • miss_prettyinpink@xanga

    Too big will give you back problems! 

  • T0m03@xanga

    Wow, those are ginormous... Too big...

  • they_call_me_steffyjean@xanga

    Her back must be killing her. Even bigger women with large breasts often hve back problems.

  • GorJessMommy@xanga

    those boobs are deffinantly too big, the girls are beautiful though but their humongous boobs make them look fake, and even slutty ..


    i think a woman looks better natural, if their bust is big naturally then so be it .. but to go out of your way to make them that HUGE for what ever reason i think is kind of lame, i think if you wanted to enhance yourself for your self esteem dont go over board with it.


    granted some men like that look on a woman though.

  • TheGiantSlayer@xanga

    I am just here so that you can tell me what to think.... .... ... 

  • BohemianLamb@xanga

    It's all about proportion to me. The boobs need to match the rest of the body.

    I despite my boobs, because they are too small. They are B cup. The problem is they are a small B, and I am tall with a large frame, so they have never looked "right". I'd like them to be a bit bigger just so they match the rest of me, not just to be bigger. If I had HUGE knockers, I'd feel the same way, I'd want them smaller.

  • nodnarbassoon@xanga

    Those aren't boobs.  Those aren't humans.  They're three headed creatures from some other planet.  WELL THEY'RE NOT FOOLING ME!!!


    haha, but in all seriousness...  There is a point where it's just disgusting, and actually somewhat repulsive.

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