This is one of my favorite sites on the internet:
Jack Bauer Facts.com.
A few highlights:
- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- Jack Bauer is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
- When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
- Every time you masturbate, Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because you were masturbating, but because that is how often Jack Bauer kills terrorists
What's your favorite Jack Bauer fact?
Comments (13)
sounds like they just recycled chuck norris jokes...
Jack Bauer once went to chuck norris's house for dinner after he left no one heard from chuck again
I lol'd. Hard. Especially the one about Masturbation
I didn't think they were very amusing.
Def. recycled Chuck Norris jokes :/
LOLThis is so awesome!
@ordinary_gir1@xanga - True!
I asked someone on another arm of this site who would be favored in a battle--James Bond or Jack Bauer--they said "Bauer-hands down" (I was tempted to ask them "Yeah, but can Bauer get romantic and watch his back at the same time as good as Bond??")
lol'd @ "Every time you masturbate, Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because
you were masturbating, but because that is how often Jack Bauer kills
terrorists"
xo
LOL- Jack Bauer is 10x more deserving than Chuck Norris ever dreamed of being.
i like Missingno facts better than Chuck Norris facts and these Jack Bauer facts
I love me some Jack Bauer!!! Funny to imagine him torturing himself to give up the location of the keys. That's just the Jack Bauer way.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a night light on because the dark is afraid of Jack Bauer. <-- my fav.