Saturday, 18 July 2009

  • South Park on teacher-pupil sex scandals

    The majority of people seem to be ok with sexual assault against men, if it's by a woman and she's hot.

    This South Park episode "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" pretty much sums it up.



    Kyle: Excuse me.  My name is Brad.  And I need to report a crime anonymously.
    Police Sergeant: Oh?  What's the crime?
    Kyle: Well, I attend South Park Elementary and one of the teachers is having sex with a student.
    Police Sergeant: Oh my god. This is terrible.  You did the right thing telling the police Brad.  Now who's the teacher.  What's his name.
    Kyle: Well it isn't a guy teacher.  It's a woman.
    Police Sergeant: A woman?
    Kyle: Yah, she's having sex with a  boy.
    Police Sergeant: Oh, but she's ugly right.
    Kyle: Well no not really.   It's the kindergarten teacher, Ms. Stephenson.
    Police Sergeant: The blonde?
    Kyle: Yeah.
    Policeman #1: Some young boy is having sex with Ms. Stephenson?
    Kyle: Yes.
    Policeman #1: Nice.
    Police Sergeant: Nice.
    Kyle: What? No, you don't understand...
    Policeman #1: You sure they've had sex?
    Kyle: Yeah!
    Policeman #2: Has she performed oral sex on him?
    Kyle: I think so.
    Policeman #2: Nice.
    Policeman #1: Nice!
    Policeman #2: [whispers] Nicccce.
    Police Sergeant: So, wait. What's the crime?
    Policeman #1: The crime is she isn't doing it with me. [cops laugh]
    Kyle: Hey! He's totally underage. She's taking advantage of him!
    Police Sergeant: You're right. We're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down and [pauses] give him his "Luckiest Boy in America" medal right away. [cops laugh heartily]

    Let's test this idea. Let's say your brother was having sex with his super hot high school teacher (female). Would you tell the authorities?

    Would it change anything if it were your sister having sex with an attractive male teacher?

Comments (23)

  • fueledbylaura@xanga

    I thought that episode was funny, but in reality its not. :/

  • WhenHateIsTheOnlyOption@xanga

    This is their take on the whole Debra Lafave scandal. I see there is a double standard in this country. If it was a man violating a young girl; he'd be in prison.



    There are 2 double standards in this country:


    1. Rich people


    2. Beautiful females

  • mistersoulja@xanga

    It actually doesn't sound as bad if the woman is a teacher and shes having sex with a student but its still wrong anyway.

    If i knew my bro was doing that then i'd have to see his teacher, meet his teacher and make sure she doesn't have STDS. If it was my sister with a male teacher then i wouldn't be okay with it and box him in the face.

    It depends on the person, but just make sure the adult doesn't have stds or aids..

  • la_faerie_joyeuse@xanga

    It depends. If the teacher actually had the student in a class, then it would be a problem. Gender doesn't matter.

    Otherwise, hey, 16 is the age of consent for a reason. ;)

  • PenaltyLife@xanga

    if it's a relationship, and not rape, i don't think i would report it. i'd tell him to end the relationship because it's not right, but i wouldn't report them. the same goes for a girl and a male teacher.

    if it's rape, by either sex, i would report it in a heartbeat.

  • T0m03@xanga

    If my brother was having sex with a super hot high school teacher, all the power to him, especially if it's consensual. Of course, he'd have to be an appropriate age, not Ike's age (which was like 6...?), and be in his right mind (not incredibly drunk). This would only be a problem if there was any kind of blackmailing, etc., involved with having to deal with grades. See, it's not an accident for a student in HIGH SCHOOL to have no idea where he is, show up at his teacher's house and go on from there. If she was manipulating him in some way like drugging him, then it'd be a different story.


    I have a double standard. If my sister was a minor, and something was going on, I would think that a male teacher is taking advantage of the situation instead of things being consensual. Regardless of what my sister tells me, I will let her know that I think it's wrong and if they keep it up, I will go to the proper authorities.

  • LonerB@xanga

    Depends on how old my brother is and if it's consensual. If it's a yes and he is older than let's say 15, I'll just mind my own business. If it's consensual and he is younger than 15... Sigh, I will still mind my own business.


    PS. Funny, I actually wrote a story about something like that... Msg me if you wanna read it.

  • MzKeekz@xanga

    What's with all this talk about 'male-rape' lately on here? 

  • ViciousGrin63@xanga

    If someone is being forced into sex, it's a bad thing. Always. Age doesn't matter. Gender doesn't matter. It's fucking rape.


    If they're not being forced, but they're still underage, by law it's wrong.


    So don't do it...

  • thedystopiandweller@xanga

    Is it consensual or not? That's all that would matter to me. Gender, I don't care about.

    If it's consensual, I'll mind my own business. I'm not a fan of the "this age is a minor and this age isn't" law; if a 15 year old or 14 year old student WANTS to have sex with a teacher, so be it. It's sad that that's all the teacher can get, but so be it, if it's consensual.

  • pianokeysKTbug@xanga

    If my brother wasn't under 17, I wouldn't tell. But if he was, no I wouldn't tell them. One more clue to finding me when they realize she's gone missing. Same with a sister.

  • The_Aftershock_3650@xanga
  • BranmacFeabhail@xanga

    student-teacher relationships should ALWAYS be completely platonic and maintain a certain distance...i.e. a hug is too much familiarity, at least, it is in my book. maybe you can hug your teacher when you graduate...

    gender doesn't matter. also, this more-power-to-the-young-dude-sleeping-with-hot-teacher attitude is not cool, it's sick. south park is one thing, real life is another.

  • pinktiger335@xanga

    Yeah, it's more of a concern when a male teacher is doing it but we all realize that is bad on both sides and I guess you can add it to the double standard that goes on in this world. But as we've seen more recently those female teachers are starting to pay the price as well...

  • tanguyen@xanga

    Teacher and student relationships are ethically wrong in generalisation because the teacher is considered in the position of power and the student subordinate. Even if it's purely consensual and that no one is taking advantage of another student, I don't think that reason will ever be good enough for the principal/parent. So really, the relationship is always going to be doomed because of the external factors.

  • wulfcry@xanga

    Sickening where is the time that being a teacher was a respectful profession teaching kids giving valuable education instead of corrupting it with their personal feeling. Teachers should be straight forward again respected as drawing a line looking further into this strange behavior if it is for themselves struggling with attraction or if a student approaches without a clue what the effect will be. We live in a time where people and especially the youth of today don't know how to handle things in a world that is changing faster then they can adapt what is right or wrong.  It only takes a few of this kind of corrupted behavior paving the way to fulfill curiosity just say no and direct this student or person for mental health care. 

  • Ork58@xanga

    wulfcry.xanga.  Try punctuation and paragraphs next time, geez that was hard to get anything out of..


    The laws of our society state that a person under the age of consent engaging in sexual behaviors with a person over the age of consent, is an illegal act. Shame so few have any respect for our laws anymore that this is even a question. When a teacher of a high school or younger student has inappropriate contact with the student, there will be psychological repercussions later down the road for both, especially the student, who is most likely infatuated with the older (and in their eyes) more successful "adult".


    Sexual contact and activity with another before about 16 almost always bring emotional heartache with it, sooner or later. Waiting til college or at least the age of consent is less risky emotionally. And frankly, after mid 20's, you find that sexual activity really just ain't that big a deal...

  • y_tc@xanga

    I would be thinking, boy I wish that was me having it with the hot teacher.

    Hell yeah, I would call the police for that.

  • herecomesthemoon@xanga

    i don't care what your gender or age is, having sex with a teacher is just messed up, with permission or not - it's just weird. at least wait until you graduate :\

  • gene546@revelife
    The real issue here is the adult having sex with a young boy or with a young girl. This kind of behavior from the teacher is totally insane. Gene546

  • anonymous

    Well, the reason there are statutory rape laws in the first place is because even a 13 or 14-year-old is typically not at the right time in their lives to have sex with anyone, much less an adult/teacher who is at least ten years older than they are. I am IN NO WAY underestimating or looking down on our youth, but at that age, most people have a limited understanding of sex--that's more or less when they usually have sex education. I am in total favor of these laws, because it can protect them, or at least have them think twice about their decisions.

    You can make the argument that there are extremely mature teenagers out there, and while I'd agree, there is always a right time and a place for everything, including sex. A teacher can have fully grown adults as students, but it still wouldn't really make it right to have sex with them. It'll be legal, sure, but what I mean is that it's not a fact you'd really want to parade around your workplace simply because it may be unprofessional. Not that I condemn those who do hook up with their coworkers or bosses or... the like... but that we always have to be cautious of the right time and place, and also of the boundaries that we shouldn't cross.I don't care how "hot" a teacher is--and I've had crushes on some teachers myself--I would definitely not allow my young sibling, friend, nor child to have that sort of relationship with them. You can argue the laws as much as you'd like, and like many laws, it may have its own set of flaws (for instance, a child who had consensual sex with a teacher can later lie about it, and no one would be able to say otherwise), but it was established to protect the rights of those who don't yet have the experience to make certain decisions.

    But hey, that's just my two cents. My personal pet peeve is when we glorify these types of actions and feel pity for the teachers. They should know better than anyone else.

  • anonymous

    well i dont have a brother but if my friend was doing it, i'd give him a medal. if my sister was involved in something like that i'd never really respect her again, and i'd report it too.

  • Richal@xanga

    I can't believe how many people are like "if it were my bro I'd be cool, but sister no."  Seriously?  Why is it automatically bad for a male teacher/female student, and not for the opposite?  @jolee121910@xanga - why?  Why would you lose respect for your sister, but not your brother?  I just don't see the difference logically. 

    When I was in school, I often had teacher crushes - in my case, on female teachers.  In high school I had a major one on my PE teacher.  In fact I would still totally go for it if I had the chance today.  Honestly though, if you and your  teacher dig eachother, just wait until you're out of school.  Why complicate it and put both of you in conflict with the law?  I don't know.  I feel like if there's a huge age difference, that's just generally weird anyway.  I don't really get the whole moral backing of "don't sleep with your teachers/doctors/etc because it's wrong!  They're in a position of power!"  I won't get into that though.  I get why it's a bad idea, but I just don't think it's "immoral." 

    I'll admit I will think a male teacher is more sleazy than a female, but I think I might be a bit biased against the common male and how he sees himself, but I don't think automatically "ooh poor girl!"  I say she's definitely responsible - of course this is assuming a big age gap - if not, I would be less judgmental.  With an older female teacher, I would say she's gross too, and kind of messed up (depending, again, on age difference - if it's not so great, I would say she just needs to be an adult and get some self control).

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