Saturday, 18 July 2009
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Bruce Lee versus Chuck Norris
Did you know Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris actually fought in a movie once? It was the final fight scene in Way of the Dragon:
I love this Youtube comment: "This is not the real Chuck Norris, for no man could ever defeat Chuck Norris in combat. This imposter is merely a man who looks a lot like Chuck Norris. IF you look closely you can tell this man is not Chuck Norris because he is being hit."
So true... so true.
Seriously though, who would have won in a real fight: Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?
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Comments (55)
Well, Bruce Lee is dead and Chuck Norris is still kickin' ass, sooo....
This is not a question mere mortals can answer
oh shit.... that'd be intense
Fucking blogged about this last year.
@crystal_air@xanga - Couldn't have said it better.
I have the urge to say Bruce Lee.
The hell, did he grab his chest hair?
I'd say Chuck
I was around in the 1970's and saw both Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris live. Bruce Lee could hit Norris almost twice as fast. He had his own style of fighting while Chuck defended himself with a more basic type of Karate and Tae Kwon Do. Don't get me wrong, I think Norris is super. Bruce Lee was a phenom that died suddenly from a sudden rare reaction to some sort of medication. Anybody that has studied martial arts for a few years can appreciate the differences between these men but know who would be the winner in a fight.
Chuck Norris, hands down.@crystal_air@xanga - Exactly!
Bruce Lee was born with Karate in his blood....chuck norris had to learn it . dead or alive Bruce Lee would shave chuck bald!
Bruce Lee would Bruce Lee Chuck Norris.
I think Norris would admit that Lee would get the better of him. Bruce may have died too so but it still means he endorse Mike Huckabee or support proposition 8 banning same sex marriage like Mr. Total Gym.
put it this way... if norris would have died in the 70's in bruce's place... we wouldnt even remember him near enough to have this blog here..
@dikdoktor@xanga - Lol. There's no way Chuck would win. America's obsession with karate's white hope is amazing to me. "Bruce Lee could hit Norris almost twice as fast." - sure could.
@Complexitii@xanga - @beforedawn@xanga - @KevtheMoron@xanga - @kachino@xa
nga - @Fantasysfan@xanga - You guys don't have to tell me!!! Bruce Lee was the greatest fighter that has ever lived. I know a couple of guys that saw him do a demonstration in China once. He stood over a well of water, smashed his hand down into the middle of it and it made the water shoot up 8 feet into the air. Now, this well was 4 feet across so if you figure out the force involved to shoot that solid wall of water out, it will be impressive. I took Kempo Karate for 7 years, boxed and just worked out all of the time for over 25 years. Bruce Lee was a genius at what he did. I doubt Chuck Norris could even lay a hand on him. Like I said before though, Chuck is/was a great competitor at matches and he was the first white guy in the west to achieve an 8th degree Black Belt. Bruce Lee was one of a kind.
People who think Chuck Norris can beat Bruce Lee because all they know are stupid Chuck Norris jokes are idiots. Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris!
@dikdoktor@xanga - high five! Bruce was amazing.
@NYPDshltfock@xanga - Another fact. Thanks man. I'm getting senile.
Bruce Lee did things that have never been repeated. He could jump up and kick 6 different ways before he hit the ground. The Chinese guys I worked with were always astounded by his feats and a lot of them were nearly miracles. He practiced and developed his own style that was totally indescribable. I'm glad you recognize this. I wonder how he would have done in a fight with Steven Segal? 
Anybody who says Chuck Norris should be shot.
@dikdoktor@xanga - lol ^5 and not taking anything away from chuck by saying so..
To say Chuck would beat Bruce Lee...that's blasphemy! If Bruce Lee were still alive, all those jokes about Chuck Norris would actually be about him!
BRUCE LEE!
bruce lee martial arts god brandon lee bruce lee's off spring(the christ of artial arts maybe) chuck norris the pope of martial arts god beats pope
just so yall know I am huge on kung fu movies, i love kung fu movies, its like one of my many interests, that fight between chuck norris and bruce lee was a real fight, if anyone who was a real fan of bruce lee would know that in his very few movies that he did he liked to make it real, so all in all chuck got his ass beat and if bruce lee was still alive today he'd woop that ass again. Now don't get me wrong i love chuck norris and he's pretty awesome, but he's not as fast....so bruce lee would totally rule!!
What was the question again? The chest/back/shoulder hair on Chuck Norris traumatized me. That and the music... . lol