Undoubtedly, this is one of the strangest things I've ever heard, an actual news story from Sweden
. I'm just going to copy and paste it:
"Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle. 'The girls ran up to him and pulled the bicycle down so he fell,' Örebro police spokesperson Annika Haaster told the newspaper.
As the man was lying defenceless on the ground, the women proceeded to pull off his trousers and underwear and molest him sexually before fleeing the scene. According to police, the 50-year-old was not otherwise beaten or physically assaulted by the gang of five girls.
The victim told police that the girl who actually pulled down the bicycle was about 175 centimetres (5 feet, 7 inches) tall and had tattoos on her forearms. 'It’s downright unusual for five girls [to do something like this]. Perhaps there are others who’ve had the same thing happen to them,' Haaster told Aftonbladet."
People of Mancouch, I don't want to make light of something like sexual assault. After all, it is a very serious thing, and it's always wrong.
But with that said...imagine that a guy is just minding his own business, biking down the street, when a pack of girls ambushes him and has their way with him.
I'll leave this one up to you guys: would you feel bad for this guy, or is he the luckiest guy in the world?