Undoubtedly, this is one of the strangest things I've ever heard, an
actual news story from Sweden. I'm just going to copy and paste it:
"Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle. 'The girls ran up to him and pulled the bicycle down so he fell,' Örebro police spokesperson Annika Haaster told the newspaper.
As the man was lying defenceless on the ground, the women proceeded to pull off his trousers and underwear and molest him sexually before fleeing the scene. According to police, the 50-year-old was not otherwise beaten or physically assaulted by the gang of five girls.
The victim told police that the girl who actually pulled down the bicycle was about 175 centimetres (5 feet, 7 inches) tall and had tattoos on her forearms. 'It’s downright unusual for five girls [to do something like this]. Perhaps there are others who’ve had the same thing happen to them,' Haaster told Aftonbladet."
People of Mancouch, I don't want to make light of something like sexual assault. After all, it is a very serious thing, and it's always wrong.
But with that said...imagine that a guy is just minding his own business, biking down the street, when a pack of girls ambushes him and has their way with him.
I'll leave this one up to you guys:
would you feel bad for this guy, or is he the luckiest guy in the world?
Comments (96)
How unusual...
i'd feel bad for him.
@silskezz@xanga - i kind of have to agree. only he can say if he was lucky or unfortunate
Well he doesn't state that they were good looking, at least in what you copied and pasted, so maybe they were absolutely hideous and he'll be traumatized for life.
So in a way I feel sorry for him, but if those girls were attractive, he's the luckiest guy alive.
At 50, the guy should probably take what he can get.
You realize attitudes like that are exactly why male rape doesn't get taken seriously. So much for "not wanting to make light of something like sexual assault".
well if he is gay then no
if he is straight maybe but it all depends i mean it could go either way really
@just_the_average_jane@xanga - Agreed. This is disgusting. How can sexual assault ever be considered "lucky"?
Well being molested is wrong. But if 5 hot chicks ganged up on me I'd go willingly. lol
@Roadlesstaken@xanga - agree.
- John
woah..
Yeah, he's totally lucky. I mean, the whole part about being knocked off his bicycle and lying defenseless on the ground? I wish I was him.
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unlucky they could have a shitload of stds.
Making humor out of this kind of thing is despicable.
@just_the_average_jane@xanga - is absolutely right.
Somthing tells me these girls were NOT hot, so no.
@just_the_average_jane@xanga is right though, this is horrible. Exactly the reason why male rape isn't taken seriously and part of why they feel ashamed to report it. Fuckin' men...
@Roadlesstaken@xanga -
@The_Aftershock_3650@xanga - agreed.
lol.
however, what if he didn't want it? it's still rape, after all...isn't it..
and i love the pics..how tramp stamp - ish
very strange...
good thing he had downed his blue pills half an hour before...
Sounds like I need to take my bicycle over to Örebro for some evening rides!
He only reported one woman's height. What if they were 1) obese (surely they can catch up to a 50-year-old man on a bike if they knew he was coming) 2) fugly 3) butter-faces or heck, even all three? Gross!
Heard of a similar thing on one of those Law & Order shows. A guy was molested by a gruop of girls and went to the police to report it and wanted justice. The cops think it was stupid too but eventually took it seriously. Looks like someone saw it and copied the show.
Just a thought: if this happened to me I probably wouldn't complain, let alone go to the police (unless they busted my bike, that would make me mad grrrrr). So it may not be so "unusual" for something like this to happen, but perhaps the story is just not told, or when it is it doesn't come out as "I got molested by 5 women" but rather as something... cooler.
@niceBrice@xanga - Haha tru fax.
I don't know, he doesn't seem to be complaining too much. Or he shouldn't at least.
if ther good looking then hes lucking lol
:o Those were my sisters. I told them to stop doing crap like this.