Hot Vegans = Me, Still Eating a Steak.

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

Hot Vegans = Me, Still Eating a Steak.
Going vegan just got a whole lot more... well, I'm still not gonna do it. But this is interesting, right?

This is just one of the many "Lettuce Ladies," PETA's newest attempt to make going vegan sexy. (Fear not, ladies, the "Broccoli Boys" exist too.) This is, undoubtedly, the most misguided attempt I have ever seen to try and convert people to veganism that has EVER existed.

I understand going vegan. I don't plan on doing it, but I get it. Undoubtedly, eating healthier will most likely lead to a healthier lifestyle, and cruelty to animals is wrong, and etc. But "Tofu Wrestling" is not the way to get that message across:

Tofu wrestling: girls, bikinis, and tofu—need we say more?
Watch more videos at LettuceLadies.com.

If I see this on the street, I've already forgotten everything else that happened earlier that day/week/month/lifetime. PETA needed an attention grabber, but you would think that once they had your attention, they would want to get you thinking with your head, not your sausage (GET IT? SAUSAGE?! VEGAN?! MEAT?! I'm so, so sorry).

With that said, I leave you with this montage of girls making out, which for some reason is supposed to inspire you to leave and eat vegan faux-meat pie for the rest of your life. I'm so far from kidding. Kind of embarrassing, PETA.

Girl-on-Girl Make-Out Tour
Want to see a little girl-on-girl action? Watch these sexy PETA members heat things up in public.
Watch more videos at LettuceLadies.com.

Guys and girls, could this convince anyone to go vegan?

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It's interesting... and those girls are betties...
- 7/15/2009 7:52 PM
- xNicolax@xanga (message)
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No not really. I mean it's hot to look at but the message is silly and makes them look even sillier than they're already made out to be.
- 7/15/2009 7:53 PM
- MangoWOW@xanga (message)
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I hear vegan girls don't taste so great. I'll have a steak with a side of chicken fingers, please. Then maybe go shopping for a new leather bag and leather boots.
- 7/15/2009 7:55 PM
- ChocolateCoveredKittens@xanga (message)
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luls i dotn think this is working =="
the spectators probably forgot about going vegan!
- 7/15/2009 8:05 PM
- soberheartss@xanga (message)
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lol. no.

xo
- 7/15/2009 8:09 PM
- JessxMaxine@xanga (message)
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embarrassing.....
- 7/15/2009 8:12 PM
- Coke0@xanga (message)
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I don't think this will convince people to go vegan, but it will convince some folks to beat their meat.
- 7/15/2009 8:16 PM
- IllTroubadour@xanga (message)
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@ChocolateCoveredKittens@xanga -

Only the ones who eat more veggies than fruit.
- 7/15/2009 8:32 PM
- Checkmass@xanga (message)
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Vegan girls taste bland. Carnivores ftw.
- 7/15/2009 9:01 PM
- BunnyParfait@xanga (message)
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wow. PETA fails massively for vegetarians and vegans yet again. Lulz..
- 7/15/2009 9:20 PM
- HereInMyVoid@xanga (message)
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PETA is doing us a disservice. I eat a vegetarian diet for health reasons and for animal rights. PETA actually is more cruel to animals than the average factory farm, if you want to know the God's honest truth.......
- 7/15/2009 9:30 PM
- mathematicalbagpiper@xanga (message)
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PETA tries to target the college demographic by appealing to the lowest common denominator. During their campaign against milk they promoted beer in lieu of milk yeah that's a no brainer but post hangover I doubt they are using soy milk on their honey combs. If you are a committed vegan or vegetarian more power to ya just don't force your beliefs on others by throwing shit at people wearing fur, leather or eating lobster. Get in the way of my porterhouse I might explore the possibility of cannibalism.
- 7/15/2009 9:54 PM
- KevtheMoron@xanga (message)
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i once hooked in a bf by telling him id wear a lettuce bikini
- 7/15/2009 10:20 PM
- x__MYJAdEdLULLAbY@xanga (message)
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God, I hate PETA even more now. I didn't think that was possible.
- 7/15/2009 10:25 PM
- methodElevated@xanga (message)
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@methodElevated@xanga - Agreed.
- 7/15/2009 10:40 PM
- RazorBladeParade@xanga (message)
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@RazorBladeParade@xanga - Captain Obvious says, "Look, you two have similar profile pictures!" :P
- 7/15/2009 10:41 PM
- methodElevated@xanga (message)
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@KevtheMoron@xanga - Well, you do know that beer in moderation is good for your right? (Same as any other alcohol-containing beverage).
- 7/15/2009 11:07 PM
- mathematicalbagpiper@xanga (message)
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pure attention-grabbing fluff.
- 7/15/2009 11:15 PM
- black_lie@xanga (message)
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@abilene_piper_lg@xanga - I got nothing against beer. I'm just saying PETA doesn't need to convince college kids to drink most of them have got a handle on it. The thing that pissed me off about the ad campaign is that they alienated one group of kids that are sympathetic to the animal rights movement and that's the straight edge kids. Not all sXe'rs are vegan but a percentage of them might have considered becoming lacto-ovo vegetarian but PETA's promotion basically said fuck you to those kids.
- 7/15/2009 11:25 PM
- KevtheMoron@xanga (message)
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I like baby back ribs too much. Nom nom nom.
No amount of hot guys can ever tear the meat from my mouth.
- 7/15/2009 11:39 PM
- Stephanie (message)
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hmmm, you think the lettuce is all organic? coz I wouldn't mind eating them off those models. if they put sushi on Japanese women...
- 7/15/2009 11:45 PM
- TheUnbearableLightnessofPeeing@xanga (message)
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@RazorBladeParade@xanga - I agree with you.
- 7/15/2009 11:52 PM
- aiinos@xanga (message)
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@x__MYJAdEdLULLAbY@xanga - Did you let him toss your salad?

@StephanieDFung - Yum! Yeah no woman could change the fact that I want to eat animals! >:D
- 7/15/2009 11:53 PM
- AznFier@xanga (message)
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Vegetarians make better lovers? WTF? I guess that's nice to know since I am one lol. Even though I'm a vegetarian, I would never joing PETA just because I disagree with being a vegetarian because of animals. I just think the logic is odd. I'm a pro meat vegetarian if that makes sense. Eat all the meat you want!...I'll just sit and watch while eating my salad with cooked tofu pieces in it...
- 7/15/2009 11:59 PM
- RaquelHiggins005@xanga (message)
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@methodElevated@xanga - LOL i was reading this and I'm like, what is he talking about? Then I looked and OMG you do! ...I had a horrible slow moment just now...
- 7/16/2009 12:02 AM
- RaquelHiggins005@xanga (message)
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