Wednesday, 15 July 2009

  • Who's Your Celebrity Crush?


    There's been a lot of talk lately about the Megan Foxes and the Hayden Panattieres of the world and how super sexy they are or whatever, but I could care less about any of them (although Hayden is pretty cute).  Personally, I have a Jennifer Love Hewitt fetish.  In fact, my girlfriend and I have a very lovely arrangement in which if I get the chance to do some horizontal mamboing with Miss JLH I've got a free pass (she chose Paul Rudd).  Things might be a little awkward if it came down to it because she's at least a foot and a half shorter than me, but I'd make it work anyway.  The only person who would get in the way would be her current boy toy, Jamie Kennedy.  But seriously, Jamie Kennedy?  Come on Jen, you can do better than that!  I'm taller, I'm better looking, I'm way funnier, and I make much better career decisions (I wasn't in Malibu's Most Wanted).  If you're reading this, call me.

    So who's your celebrity crush?  And please don't say someone like Elvis or Marylin Monroe.  That's just creepy as hell.  Let's make sure they're alive.

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