BAR FIGHT Bruce Campbell vs. Wayne Campbell

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

BAR FIGHT Bruce Campbell vs. Wayne Campbell
The Campbell surname belongs to several important figures in our modern American culture: Naomi, Neve, Jason (Hail to the Redskins, baby!). Heck, one of the most recognizable pieces of modern art is Andy Warhol's pop rendering of the Campbell's soup can:

However, two figures loom powerfully in the minds of today's youth, two figures whose combined pop cultural prowess defined those of us who grew up in the roaring 90s: Bruce Campbell and Wayne Campbell. I think it's high time they duke it out.

VS.

Okay. It at first seems as if Bruce Campbell has this one in the bag. He's got a stronger build, less sense of personal honor and dignity, and has been seen sporting a chainsaw arm or an S-Mart shotgun, or "boom stick." He's had a long history of action films--albeit pretty shitty ones--and is the cult-film-fanboy's pick for this fight's winner.

But then, I came upon this startling footage:

Which Campbell will win, America??

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Bruce Campbell wins every time for he's godlike :D
- 7/14/2009 4:48 PM
- xxmaddychanxx@xanga (message)
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Agree, it's Brucie brandishing chainsaw hand and boomstick, of course it is.
- 7/14/2009 4:52 PM
- SacredChao@xanga (message)
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bruce for sure...
- 7/14/2009 5:04 PM
- john@xanga (message)
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Hail to the king, baby.
- 7/14/2009 5:19 PM
- ChocolateCoveredKittens@xanga (message)
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Bruce Campbell all the way. Even as an elderly Elvis he could kill a fucking MUMMY!
- 7/14/2009 5:33 PM
- GodlessLiberal@xanga (message)
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NO- WAY!
this is just ridiculous
the two wouldn't fight each other. They would team up against the lame forces of darkness
- 7/14/2009 5:47 PM
- SinnerD@xanga (message)
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There should be a Bruce Campbell, Batman, and Chuck Norris cage match.
- 7/14/2009 5:55 PM
- coolmonkey@xanga (message)
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@coolmonkey@xanga - That would be epic.
In regard to the proposed match however, Bruce Campbell would own Wayne Campbell.
- 7/14/2009 6:17 PM
- skylar_rose@xanga (message)
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Bruce Campbell would KILL Wayne Campbell
- 7/14/2009 6:45 PM
- IllTroubadour@xanga (message)
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@SinnerD@xanga - The "forces of darkness" in this case being your blurred out nasty cock pic.
Bruce Campbell would own Wayne. He'd bitch-slap Wayne with his chainsaw and blow a hole in Garth with the boomstick. Klaatu barada nikto bitches.
- 7/14/2009 7:11 PM
- Mr_Jin@xanga (message)
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I'd pay to see Wayne Campbell vs. Wayne Brady. That would be an epic deathmatch. I predict Wayne Brady with the 3rd round win against Campbell...by way of choke out.
- 7/14/2009 7:13 PM
- Mr_Jin@xanga (message)
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Bruce Campbell ftw.

"Hail to the king, baby."
- 7/14/2009 7:42 PM
- SilentChildWhispering@xanga (message)
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@ChocolateCoveredKittens@xanga - I repeat this sentiment.
- 7/14/2009 9:13 PM
- democrab@xanga (message)
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really? Sigh.
- 7/14/2009 11:05 PM
- JadedJanissary@xanga (message)
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Best Friends Forever

Brucey Baby!!!!! I am a Deadite! Go Brucey baby! Crank up that chain saw!!! Shelby Stone....Cherry Picking time. by A1AdultEbooks.com.....and The Gelding by MysticMoonPress.com
- 7/14/2009 11:26 PM
- Shelby_Stone@xanga (message)
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Who doesn't like Bruce Campbell?
- 7/14/2009 11:30 PM
- kachino@xanga (message)
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Bruce Campbell all the way !
- 7/15/2009 1:21 AM
- Fantasysfan@xanga (message)
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Bruce "BAMF" Campbell.
- 7/15/2009 3:11 AM
- weirdlyspazoid@xanga (message)
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