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Monday, 13 July 2009

Breaking News: Megan Fox is not genetically perfect
It's true: Megan Fox is not genetically perfect. She has giant mutant thumbs, also known as "toe thumbs" or "clubbed thumbs".

Source: Bitten and Bound

Here's Wikipedia on clubbed thumbs: "A clubbed thumb is a term used to describe the genetic clubbing of one or both thumbs. It is characterized by a particularly short thumb that is round in section and bulbous at the end. The thumb nail is very wide and short."

This may explain why Megan tends to stick her thumbs in her pants during photoshoots:

For some reason, I've always been too distracted to notice her thumbs before... I wonder why?

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ohh eww

those thumbs...

my gosh, thats horriiiiiibllllle she aint perfect.

well then, too bad for her :D
- 7/13/2009 9:24 PM
- yvonneeeeeeeeeee@xanga (message)
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Huh...did not know this info.
- 7/13/2009 9:24 PM
- in__youreyes@xanga (message)
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You didn't know about that?

First time I heard it, I laughed my ass off.

Toe-thumbs!
- 7/13/2009 9:25 PM
- ViciousGrin63@xanga (message)
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OH WOAH. :O i am shocked.
- 7/13/2009 9:25 PM
- missANNUH@xanga (message)
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*yawn* old news...
- 7/13/2009 9:27 PM
- n1colee@xanga (message)
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are the thumbs going to matter to any normal guy at alllllll if megan fox was to come up to them and flirt?

didn't think so
- 7/13/2009 9:28 PM
- grimmett4037@xanga (message)
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hmm. megan fox isn't as hot as Scarlett J.
- 7/13/2009 9:30 PM
- jesuismir@xanga (message)
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o.o
- 7/13/2009 9:32 PM
- withlove_c@xanga (message)
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o.o
- 7/13/2009 9:33 PM
- ordinary_gir1@xanga (message)
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@jesuismir@xanga - True story!
- 7/13/2009 9:33 PM
- RazorBladeParade@xanga (message)
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ahahaha.

grossssss!

and kickass, all in one! :D
- 7/13/2009 9:33 PM
- dictionary____dreams@xanga (message)
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Muthatrucka, for real? I'm about to look for some funny stuff or something. I haven't posted to Mancouch in a minute. Let the girls worry about our crooked stuff. Haha!
- 7/13/2009 9:37 PM
- mynameisblueskye@xanga (message)
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i've been trying to tell you this forever!
but no one listens to me.

see, she's not so hot now, is she?lol
- 7/13/2009 9:37 PM
- KimisBarbie@xanga (message)
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omg wow shes not perfect!! noone is and if having non perfect thumbs turns someone off..well then your just sad because noone is "genetically perfect"
- 7/13/2009 9:38 PM
- bamxocandy@xanga (message)
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Haha, I would honestly not care if she was my gf. That's not that big of a deal.
- 7/13/2009 9:40 PM
- PunkRockCowboy@xanga (message)
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I don't get the fascination with this woman. Personally I don't think she's near as hot as everyone else seems to. Look at the first picture of her here, even without the odd thumb she's odd looking..it's the face. I don't know. 13 on House and that chic who plays Elliot on Scrubs both seem way hotter to me.
- 7/13/2009 9:43 PM
- YossariansWingman@xanga (message)
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Well duh, nobody is perfect. There would still be a long line of men who wouldn't mind those toe thumbs. Megan is still hot.
- 7/13/2009 9:45 PM
- WhenHateIsTheOnlyOption@xanga (message)
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I kind of wish i didn't know that? but it's not really that bad.. is it?
- 7/13/2009 9:46 PM
- AznFier@xanga (message)
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OH MY GOD HER THUMBS ARE UGLY SO THE REST OF HER IS UGLY
- 7/13/2009 9:46 PM
- The_Aftershock_3650@xanga (message)
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@YossariansWingman@xanga - agreed, and in the last picture.. she just looks.. dirty.
- 7/13/2009 9:49 PM
- pear_uh_keet@xanga (message)
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@YossariansWingman@xanga - Kay who is 13from house? all my guy friends think she is hotter than Megan fox?
Oh and Ps. Why do we care about Megan fox's thumbs? It seems that people scrutinize these women to the point of ridiculousness. How is the average female supposed to feel? I like her stumpy thumbs and the rest of her. Now I know she's not a fem-bot.
- 7/13/2009 10:11 PM
- Sophannieta@xanga (message)
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Yeah, because the first thing I notice about someone is their thumbs... ;)
- 7/13/2009 10:15 PM
- kachino@xanga (message)
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oh look another megan fox post. surprise surprise.
- 7/13/2009 10:19 PM
- StaineD_TeaR_DropS@xanga (message)
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haha my neighbor lady me has them, she showed them to me when i was like 10! megan is still attractive though.
- 7/13/2009 10:22 PM
- caminjammers@xanga (message)
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ZOMG.
She's not perfect?!!Just like everyone else, only with more moolah. She's pretty, but she's also human. Who would've thought? XD
- 7/13/2009 10:28 PM
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