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I've noticed there have been
a lot of posts on this site about Megan Fox lately (
Scarlett Johansson too). Most of them focusing on if she is indeed unparalleled worldwide in hotness. Well for my money, you don't have to travel too far to beat her. In fact, you don't have to leave Hollywood. Scarlett Johansson clearly beats the pants off Megan Fox (which is actually something I would pay large sums of money to see).
Now, I'm not saying that Megan Fox isn't great. Although, there is something about her that vaguely reminds me of that bitchy girl you went to high school with who thought she was better than everyone and had the mathletes working round the clock doing her homework for her. I'm not saying that's who she is. I have no clue. But the first time I saw her that's what popped into my head. So the fact that even though I was immediately biased against her and yet was still sucked in by her unending hotness tractor beam speaks volumes.
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Still, nothing can beat Scarlett Johansson.
In addition to her seamingly endless curves she carries herself with an intelligence and class that speaks to her being a genuine person (whereas Megan Fox appears to have been created in a lab by 13 year old super scientists to have something to wack off to in PG-13 movies. Maybe
Weird Science was really a documentary all these years and I simply assumed that it was impossible for computers to create
Kelly LeBrock out of thin air because of a lightning storm, we just can't be sure anymore). Scarlett Johansson always seems to have a secret. A secret I desperately would like to know. This allows her to stay mysterious while still seeming affable and friendly. Megan Fox just seems dull and lifeless. Once again, I don't know these people. They could be completely different, but this is the vibe they seem to give off in public.
I Guess You Could Call Me A Pander Bear. Wokka Wokka.
Plus, set reports from Iron Man 2 say that when Scalett walked out in the Black Widow outfit
the entire set went silent. When you can make grips who work with the most gorgeous movie stars in the world for a living (not to mention catering, the other actors, the director, and the rest of the crew) go silent, that says something more than all of Transformers 2. Seriously, the only word I got out of that movie was BOOM.
If only
Thora Birch wasn't stuck being her Jazzy Jeff.
What say you folks? Megan Fox or Scarlett Johansson?
Yes, The Entire Point of This Post Is To Pander. Enjoy.
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Comments (85)
both are gorgeous. also meagan fox doesn't seem stupid to me, maybe a little unapproachable at first but the more i know about her the less she seems that way.
i like them both but my favorite celeb right now is nicole schwerzinger, the lead singer of PussyCat Dolls, i think she's way hotter than both Megan Fox and Scarlett, and she can sing.
Megan Fox is hot.
Scarlett is pretty/hot.Scarlett all the way. [[And not just cuz we have the same name. XP]]
i think they're both hot in different ways. Megan has that kind of bad girl thing going for her (though from her interviews, she seems kind of stuck up to me). i think she's hot, but i don't think she's "the hollywood bad girl". they compare her to angelina jolie for that, and there's no way to top what angie did.
scarlett is hot in the way that a woman is hot. there's no "girl" about her, where there is with megan. scarlett seems sophisticated and funny where megan seems snobby.
i obviously prefer scarlett.
I'm quite the Megan Fox fan, but I haven't really seen much of Scarlett except for in the Justin Timberlake "What Goes Around Comes Around" video ;P
Looks, I am all over Megan Fox. She is just so damned perfectly proportioned with knockout eyes. I am probably inclined to say though that I would probably enjoy talking with Scarlett over talking with Megan, and, like others have said, would rather date Scarlett than date Megan.
Megan does seem like she will turn into a Pam Anderson (in the way that Pam is still trying to "flaunt" her body... but it's all old and stuff) when she ages, whereas Scarlett seems like she will turn into a MILF (emphasis on MOTHER). In other words, I can see Scarlett eventually being a mom. It's much harder to see Megan do that, admittedly.
I still think people are too hard on Megan though.
- John
scarlett ^^
it;s weird to compare those two because they are extremely opposite in looks. scarlett is curvy, pale, and blond while megan is more slender, dark and brunette. it just depends on which of those traits you like best in a woman..
this whole megan fox thing is getting rediculous; usually when someone looks like that big of a bitch, they are. end of story, shes hot yes, but her interviews to both tv and magazine proove shes a fucking idiot. scarlette is classy and a timeless beauty where in 30 years megan will look rode hard and hung out to dry, if not before then.
I will agree that Scarlett has the womanly curves and does seem mysterious, but I can't help but think her face looks like a fish, so I don't think she's that pretty. But I think anyone beats Megan Fox - she is just too fake all around - the way she has her mouth open all the time and pounds of makeup on, the answers she gives in interviews, she just comes off as really desperate and fake. So yeah, Scarlett>Megan. :)
@MangoWOW@xanga - It is pretty huge. It sticks out in every red carpet photo she takes. I think, of course, that Marilyn Monroe is beautiful... but why is this new sex icon decorating her skin with the likeness of an old sex icon? Especially in such a prominent place. I think something like that would've done better on a shoulder or... back... you know... somewhere where you can see it without it constantly sticking out.
And what even is the significance of such a tattoo? Did Monroe play THAT huge of an influence on the girl?
Scarlett, up down and sideways.
Does it really matter? ;)
ugh please don't get me started on this whole megan fox craze. I really just.. don't see it. she's hot, but she's nothing special. she has the face of a boring hot girl.
I vote neither. Jessica Biel.
Is it totally weird that my boyfriend and I were talking about this today?
I said Scarlett was way prettier than Megan. Megan just seems like she'd be so... trashy.He said that even though she might be trashy, she's still hotter.But Scarlett most definitely wins, in any competition, between her and Megan Fox.
Crazy! I was having the same thoughts in my head about how good rival material they would make... Because of this.
“I know I’m seen as a sex object. I’m just really confident sexually and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on,” she says. “But I have no idea how to handle it. I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson-who I have nothing against-but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard-but I do. And part of it is my own fault.”What reason does she have to slam her and name drop like that? What a bitchy... Middle school thing to pull. It seems kind of insecure to me... Honestly.Also notice her poor use of the word "retard." Really?!
Scarlett for sure. She's intelligent, educated, interested in things besides herself, and personally, I think she's a better actress.
Megan seems to attract male attention through showing off how "nerdy" and "unique" she is with her interests, while having a nice rack at the same time. Not saying Megan fakes those interests, but I know a girl who does and it works very well. Which sucks for someone who really does like that stuff, but doesn't get recognition as often. :P
Vanity wise, I suppose they're equal.
Then again, who am I to pass judgement, not knowing them? Haha.
Scarlett for sure
scarlet looks like a crack whore! megan looks like a regular whore. megan wins.
scarlett is more classy, megan is more rebel.
it's tough, but i'd choose scarlett just cause ryan reynolds is the shit. haha
they have different types of beauty. i don't think they're comparible. i have to say i like megan fox more though, but scarlet is gorgeous too
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@reallifedemo@xanga - So you're the type that believes that tattoo's should only be done if they have meaning behind them?
Maybe she just likes Ms.Monroe. I don't see a lady as less than classy just because she got a tattoo she thought was pretty.
But like I said, the tattoo isn't that big in my opinion. And just because she got it in an area you don't like it doesn't make it. Maybe if it was on her face (or maybe even neck?) you could say something against it...
but a tattoo on her arm hardly constitutes taking her classy-status away.
oh my gosh, could you have picked a more unflattering picture of meaghan fox?
Megan's exotic and natural. I think Megan would beat Scarlett in a no make-up contest. Brains and acting go to Scarlett, did you see her in The Black Dahlia? She was looking good. But Megan wins.