Yes, The Entire Point of This Post Is To Pander. Enjoy.
I've noticed there have been
a lot of posts on this site about Megan Fox lately (
Scarlett Johansson too). Most of them focusing on if she is indeed unparalleled worldwide in hotness. Well for my money, you don't have to travel too far to beat her. In fact, you don't have to leave Hollywood. Scarlett Johansson clearly beats the pants off Megan Fox (which is actually something I would pay large sums of money to see).
Now, I'm not saying that Megan Fox isn't great. Although, there is something about her that vaguely reminds me of that bitchy girl you went to high school with who thought she was better than everyone and had the mathletes working round the clock doing her homework for her. I'm not saying that's who she is. I have no clue. But the first time I saw her that's what popped into my head. So the fact that even though I was immediately biased against her and yet was still sucked in by her unending hotness tractor beam speaks volumes.
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Still, nothing can beat Scarlett Johansson.
In addition to her seamingly endless curves she carries herself with an intelligence and class that speaks to her being a genuine person (whereas Megan Fox appears to have been created in a lab by 13 year old super scientists to have something to wack off to in PG-13 movies. Maybe
Weird Science was really a documentary all these years and I simply assumed that it was impossible for computers to create
Kelly LeBrock out of thin air because of a lightning storm, we just can't be sure anymore). Scarlett Johansson always seems to have a secret. A secret I desperately would like to know. This allows her to stay mysterious while still seeming affable and friendly. Megan Fox just seems dull and lifeless. Once again, I don't know these people. They could be completely different, but this is the vibe they seem to give off in public.
I Guess You Could Call Me A Pander Bear. Wokka Wokka.
Plus, set reports from Iron Man 2 say that when Scalett walked out in the Black Widow outfit
the entire set went silent. When you can make grips who work with the most gorgeous movie stars in the world for a living (not to mention catering, the other actors, the director, and the rest of the crew) go silent, that says something more than all of Transformers 2. Seriously, the only word I got out of that movie was BOOM.
If only
Thora Birch wasn't stuck being her Jazzy Jeff.
What say you folks? Megan Fox or Scarlett Johansson?
Yes, The Entire Point of This Post Is To Pander. Enjoy.
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Comments (85)
Megan Fox has been all over Mancouch this week. XD
Hahaha, Megan Fox Is pretty but she's a little eh.And personally my opinion might come from my current annoyance of girls saying, "I'd totally go bi for Megan Fox."
Scarlett Johansson Is just classier, which would lead me to say, she's gorgeous.(:
scarlett johansson is definitely smarter and more realistic than megan fox. i wonder sometimes if megan has a personality that she isn't using to maintain being the "cool" girl in high school.
plus, i have a feeling scarlett would kick megan's ass if they were both standing next to each other, wearing no makeup.
I'd say Scarlett. If I were a man lmao, I'd be all over her.
I'd definitely have to agree and say Scarlett Johansson because of her class and intelligence. Her curves along with her personality can help any curvy girl feel just a bit sexier.
"Megan Fox appears to have been created in a lab by 13 year old super scientists to have something to wack off to in PG-13 movies." You just read my mind.
I'm not a big Scarlett fan either, but I'd pick her over Megan.
I like Megan Fox. People were totally okay with her until she got super popular. Then the hating started.
Honestly, people are talking about how she isn't classy... can you give me an example? I don't know much about pop culture so maybe I really just haven't seen.
I dunno about you, but after seeing their interviews it looks like Megan would be a lot more fun to talk to.
And then, notice how you put one of the skankiest pics of Megan along with the classiest of Scarlett? Totally unfair.
scarlett also manages to be "pretty" as well as hot. something megan fox is completely incapable of.
As always Megan Fox looks cheap and tacky, whereas Scarlet Johanson is a real star.
Porn VS Performance.
@MangoWOW@xanga - I explicitly stated that i don't know her and for all I know she's an awesome lady. I'm just going based off the vibes her public persona gives off. And I went for the hottest most pandery pictures available. Do a google image search - nearly every megan fox picture is slutty and there are barely any slutty scarlett pictures. Like I said. This is just what they're putting forward. It in now way actually represents who they are. This is just how they promote themselves.
I think Scarlett is prettier. Adorable. Curvy. She is so different.
Megan is okay, but she's just... plain. I can't see what the hullabaloo with her is. She's not stunning in my opinion.
Scarlett looks so timeless. I love her.
Both are pretty. And curvy.
That's about all I know about them.
@nprospect - I know you did. I'm talking to mostly to the people who claim that Megan isn't classy and just slutty. I want examples and instances yet people seem to never give any.
The pictures this: I did a search and most of them are slutty pictures (imo) but my guess would be this: Megan is still pretty new and she's the girl that everyone wants. Google images (I think) searches by most popular... I would suppose that considering she is the 'hot new thing' that the more popular pictures are the "hot" pics that every guy looks for the jerk off to.
Scarlett is beautiful and a good actress, yes. But she's more or less old news. We all know her and at the moment there is nothing new about her... I would suppose the more popular pictures are the normal ones... the ones people use to write about her.
Megan is a sex symbol right now... the pictures people look for are going to be the 'sexy' ones.
I couldn't agree more. Megan Fox seems so unapproachable, but Scarlet Johansson can simultaneously be smokin' hot and give off a friendly vibe.
I don't like either, but out of the two Scarlett definetly beats out Megan ( she always looks plastic and fake)
here is my two cents why compair two people you dont know
Scarlett ftw!
Megan just seems like a perpetual teenager; Scarlett is a woman in every sense of the word.@MangoWOW@xanga - I think that Marilyn Monroe tat on her arm is enough proof against her "classiness." Tattoos are one thing... but why that ridiculous thing right there?
looks-wise, megan fox. but i like "SAT words," so i pick scarlett's intellect over megan's.
@reallifedemo@xanga - how is that un-classy? I don't think it's ridiculous at all.... in fact Marilyn seems like a pretty classy woman and at least it isn't *huge*.... it isnt even that big period.
Megan Fox = One night stand. I would be embarased to show her off to others due to her complete lack of a prefrontal cortx.
Scarlet = GF/wife material. I would want to show her off to my friends/family/coworkers.scarlett
@darkjim18@xanga - page views and comments mostly.
@nprospect - ok sounds good cat argue with that